May 9th, 2004

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Dana's Underwear

Today when Dana was packing up her clothes we threw away several of her terribly small terribly old bras. But we each put on one over our shirts! And I put on Dana's crotchless panties over my pants! She hasn't worn them yet, so it wasn't gross! I can't believe she hasn't worn them yet! And remember a certain Dana promising a lot of people they would get pictures of her in her panties if they signed up for a livejournal??? Ya that hasn't happened either!!!!
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Yay for helpfulness...and PINK PANTIES!

One: I went shopping at Victoria's Secret today, and the lady there was all, "Can I measure your breasts?" Best saleslady encounter EVER! Of course I said yes, because that's just cool, and I discovered what we supsected all along: The exsquisite rare miniatures are 36B! Whoo!

Two: I bought pink panties. YAY!

Three: Dana and I now are charging money for making out, and the only people that get discounts are Emily, Dixie, and Steve! Because I said so! SKIPPY does not get a discount. HA!

Four: Mary has sex lined up for the summer! Here's my plan:

Mary's sex plans A-D!Collapse )

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