One: I went shopping at Victoria's Secret today, and the lady there was all, "Can I measure your breasts?" Best saleslady encounter EVER! Of course I said yes, because that's just cool, and I discovered what we supsected all along: The exsquisite rare miniatures are 36B! Whoo!
Two: I bought pink panties. YAY!
Three: Dana and I now are charging money for making out, and the only people that get discounts are Emily, Dixie, and Steve! Because I said so! SKIPPY does not get a discount. HA!
Four: Mary has sex lined up for the summer! Here's my plan: