real pain for my sham friends (eastofbandwagon) wrote in _pgoat_,
real pain for my sham friends
eastofbandwagon
_pgoat_

StrawberryFiesta: Well! I get to be a space pirate ninja, you crazy thief samurai alchemist
x pompelmi x: yay!
x pompelmi x: and we can fight each other like Jin and Mugen!
StrawberryFiesta: bitchin'
x pompelmi x: hell yeah
x pompelmi x: ok think fast! *whoosh*
StrawberryFiesta: hehehe
x pompelmi x: oh too late you exploded.
x pompelmi x: HAHA I WIN.
StrawberryFiesta: so you think
x pompelmi x: hmm
StrawberryFiesta: you exploded my doppleganger!
StrawberryFiesta: (like in Naruto)
x pompelmi x: Damn.
x pompelmi x: Umm *whoosh whoosh whoosh* <----more fireballs
x pompelmi x: GOT YOU!
StrawberryFiesta: AHH! I'm on fire!
StrawberryFiesta: *jumps in lake*
x pompelmi x: *laugh*
x pompelmi x: now you're injured.
StrawberryFiesta: dammit! *swish*
x pompelmi x: This makes things easier. Fuck alchemy, swordfighing's more fun.
StrawberryFiesta: *clang!*
x pompelmi x: *clank clank clank*
x pompelmi x: *kicks in face*
x pompelmi x: hahaha
StrawberryFiesta: *kicks in shins*
StrawberryFiesta: hahahahaha!
x pompelmi x: *cuts right arm*
StrawberryFiesta: *throws knives at y00000*
x pompelmi x: *whoosh* are blown away by alchemyyyyyyyy
x pompelmi x: hahaha!
StrawberryFiesta: damn you!
x pompelmi x: You're a joke.
x pompelmi x: oh we need names!
x pompelmi x: hmm
StrawberryFiesta: ummm
x pompelmi x: doodeedoo
StrawberryFiesta: lalalala
x pompelmi x: hahaha
x pompelmi x: *stabs through chest* hahaha not even your squishiness can save you now!
StrawberryFiesta: ACH! *disappears in cloud of smoke8
StrawberryFiesta: *
x pompelmi x: hey you can't do that!
x pompelmi x: You aren't magical!
StrawberryFiesta: *sits in tree above you*
StrawberryFiesta: *smokes opium*
StrawberryFiesta: I'm a fuckin' ninja
x pompelmi x: *burns tree down all napalm-like*
StrawberryFiesta: it's stealf
StrawberryFiesta: th
x pompelmi x: haha
StrawberryFiesta: Ahhh! *is high*
x pompelmi x: *napalm*
StrawberryFiesta: wooooah
x pompelmi x: *burns to death*
StrawberryFiesta: AHHH! It's like burning!
x pompelmi x: I won.
x pompelmi x: hahahaha
StrawberryFiesta: fuck!
StrawberryFiesta: napalm always wins
x pompelmi x: you died
StrawberryFiesta: *dead*
x pompelmi x: It's not REAL napalm, it's alchemy bitches. Fire alchemy always wins cuz that's what Roy does.
x pompelmi x: ^____^
StrawberryFiesta: pssssh. ninja.
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