|Aaaaand I am existing again!
||[Jun. 16th, 2012|09:34 am]
That's one for the Book
Mat: The Epicness of me is too epic to be described even with using epic words!
Overheard: Well maybe what you thought you saw wasn't really what your eyeballs saw, but what your brain thought it wanted to see.
Mecca: Mary's water broke and Jesus walked on out!
Adrien: I don't want Medusa to come out and greet me!
Ethan: Wait, what do my eyes have to do with breathing?
Adrien: I gave up my cock to give it to the year! (In regards to Year of the Rooster)
Bea: Its HIC (hick) orange lava blast and mello-yellow
JW: It's Hi-C, not hick honey.
Bea: That's not how it's spelled!
JW: See that line that is between the letters? That means you separate them.
Adrien: Stop fucking up! Seriously!
Beau: You still don't have parts! Why is this a hard thing to grasp? Seriously, you are like a Barbie under your clothes. There is NOTHING THERE. Because if there was stuff there then that means you're not still 12 and you're actually doing yucky stuff with Mat and that means I have to kill him, and I like him. So you don't have parts.
Adrien: Day-um girl! You got boobies! Where did those come from?
Me: ....I grew them?
Adrien: Good job.
Me: Uh...thanks? Is this awkward yet?
Adrien: Almost....yeah, yeah it's awkward.
Me: Oh....can we stop now?
Adrien: Yeah.....so about that weight loss!
Leah: The woman gives me a heart attack every time she opens her mouth!
Me: I'm waiting for my heart to dislodge from my throat and make a tactical retreat back to my chest cavity, so gimme a second.
Me: Alright...I've got my ninja face on. You cannot see me for I am a ninja. Please don't let the creepers see me!
Me: Every time I see this place I have flashbacks to getting punched in the face...let's do this.
Me: You know, I could be wrong but fetal-position-vomiting-crying is really the wrong way to celebrate anything.
Overheard: He's gay, he's gay, he's gay, he fucked my homegirl but he's gay!
Me:...Was the homegirl a guy?
Kyle: I just heard the most horrifying segue ever: "While we're on the topic of burn victims..."
Tim: Love your neighbor as yourself...What if you have really low self-esteem?!
Me: As far as mysterious medical maladies, I'm basically a pro. Modern medical miracle right here. Defying logic since 1988.
Me: Eh, don't ask. It's safer if you don't ask. And by safer I mean more convenient for my lazy ass so I won't get annoyed.