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Hey faggots [31 Mar 2016|09:14pm]

jab788
[ mood | amused ]

1. Tim has a baby.
2. Brother Steve really did molest people.
3. Donald Trump might be president.

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[14 Sep 2006|05:56pm]

comment_whore



lol, matrix
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[20 Jul 2006|11:02pm]

comment_whore
Lol freshman year:


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[15 Jun 2006|04:25pm]

comment_whore

IM THE LEPRECHAUN.
Where you gonna move? Are you gonna move to IRELAND???
'Cos I'm the LEPRECHAUN!!!!
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[31 May 2006|02:48am]

toastfuzz
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[23 May 2006|12:59am]

comment_whore
http://danimals.ytmnd.com/


lol, internet
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[08 May 2006|06:53pm]

comment_whore
I've been hearing about a possible cabinz0r this weekend?
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[17 Apr 2006|12:43pm]

comment_whore
Everyone, meet James Westfall.

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[12 Apr 2006|04:25pm]

comment_whore
http://oneworldtogo.ytmnd.com/

lol snakes on the motherfuckin plane
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[07 Apr 2006|03:46pm]

comment_whore
So just for my own and everyone elses reference, we should assemble a semi-official list of whos going to the cabinz0r.
I was thinking of inviting my friend Chris, whom some of you have met, but don't wanna overcrowd the cabin..i know its gonna be nice out, but im sure no one wants to actually sleep outside.
Also if anyones bringing, hrm, stuff, so they can plan accordingly....ARE YOU FEELIN ME?




2ND OFFICIAL CABINZOR POST
^_^
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[05 Apr 2006|04:06pm]

comment_whore
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOOOOOOOOOOUSE







...chocolate house that is















lol
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[28 Mar 2006|04:26pm]

comment_whore
were there any dates set for the april cabinz0r?
I have a 4 day weekend from april 14th till the 17th(easter break)..so i submit we go then.
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[24 Mar 2006|11:18pm]

comment_whore
http://www.thefastandthefurious.com/main.html

The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift

..let the lol'ing begin.

i say we all get together when it comes out and do as we did for 2fast2furious, and rip it apart.
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[07 Mar 2006|10:27pm]

comment_whore
Everyone keep an eye out on collegehumor.com for the next couple days for a video of a drunk doodles
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[05 Mar 2006|01:11pm]

tallmovieguy
Quote from wikipedia:

In 2003, US Census data showed that Johnstown was the city in the United States least likely to attract newcomers, demonstrating the weak opportunities provided by the local manufacturing and service economies

It just needed to be said.
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[04 Mar 2006|06:50pm]

comment_whore
Im coming home next weekend (11th)
we should all do something awesome.
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Ferrets with crosses carved in their foreheads? [22 Feb 2006|08:31am]

comment_whore
When do all of you guys have spring break and such?
I don't really have one..i have like a 4 day weekend from the 1st thru the 4th.

Anyway, if possible people should come see me in pittsburgh on a weekend or something..it'll be good times.
We can get in fights with cocky black people, go to the gay bar, and at the end of the day wash it all down with some Primanti Brothers sandwiches.






Oh and then passionate butt sex.........September the 11th, 2001
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[02 Feb 2006|04:09pm]

comment_whore
This september 2nd and 3rd in buffalo new york, is the national buffalo wing festival...i say road trip, niggaz.
Its only $5 to get in and you get unlimited wings....unlimited wings



2005 Attendance = 69,000
Number of Wings Consumed = 340,000
Total Wing Weight = 18 tons
Participating Restaurants = 28
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[30 Jan 2006|04:17pm]

comment_whore
What i do in school when im bored:
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My chef just kinda smiled awkwardly and walked away.
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[29 Jan 2006|10:50pm]

comment_whore
Trevors emails get worse each time he sends them..emails are not written as memoirs, and Moses wasn't in the fake military.
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[28 Jan 2006|12:07pm]

comment_whore
I saw Mc Chris in Pittsburgh one time...

I had a wonderful time at the MC Chris show in Pittsburgh. I
also shared a beer with MC after the show and then we went out in the parking
lot and smoked a blunt the size of a subway sandwich and MC pulled out this big
bag of coke and said "we gotta do all this tonight" and I was like "I've never
done coke before MC and MC kicked me in my nuts and said "do this cocaine bitch"
and I totally did the cocaine and then we broke into the zoo and freed all the
monkeys from the monkey house and we totally taught those monkeys to cook meth
and we totally had a monkey meth lab on our hands and things were pretty good
for awhile. We bought flashy suits and segways but then the cops totally busted
us and we totally got away on our secret stash of ATV's but the cops were still
on our tails and there was this big jump coming up over alligator lake and I was
like "MC I can't make the jump" and MC pulled up along side of me and said "do
this cocaine and you can do anything you put your mind to kid" and I totally
made the jump and my ATV totally landed in the girls dormatory in the showers
and I totally fucked all those hot wet naked bitches all high on monkey meth and
coke.
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Quote of the day. [19 Jan 2006|05:05pm]

poortwistedme
[ mood | pessimistic ]

I heard this walking to class today.....it came from a guy on crutches, in response to a girl asking:

"What happened?!?"

"Ya know that guy I stabbed?... He found me."

I wanted to stop and listen for more of the story, but I had to get to class.


It's one of the funniest quotes I can remember not coming from a movie.


Oh, and the video of Rachel Keily doing her fighting stuff.
wtf?

-----That is all-----Schell

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[05 Jan 2006|06:45pm]

comment_whore
lol primus

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[01 Jan 2006|04:25pm]

comment_whore
Fun Fact: Fuck mike keily and whoever thought it was a good idea to bring him and his fat sister.
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[16 Dec 2005|11:24pm]

comment_whore
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.When asked about this "glitch," Norris Replied, "That's no glitch"









lol
http://www.entensity.net/
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[13 Dec 2005|06:24pm]

comment_whore
[ mood | ^_^ ]

http://stoledlololo.ytmnsfw.com/#

lol nigga stole my bike

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Whats that? You want me to get naked and start the revolution? [12 Dec 2005|04:38pm]

comment_whore
anyone want a copy of orange county for like $10?
i bought one on ebay and they sent me 2


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AH! Motherland! [09 Dec 2005|02:34pm]

poortwistedme
[ mood | bored ]

I was/am really bored today.....and I found THISCollapse )

I'm probably not going anywhere tonight because of the roads. But I'm free tomorrow night, not to mention sunday, monday, wednesday, and thursday.

I did well on both of my speeches too.

-----Schell

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[08 Dec 2005|08:21am]

comment_whore
MC CHRIS TONIGHT BITCHES.
REKONIZE.


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[04 Dec 2005|07:01pm]

comment_whore
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despite it being taken the night before, this picture is like 10x funnier now.
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[17 Nov 2005|12:52am]

comment_whore
i think once it becomes a question on Jeopardy, its time to let it die.

http://ljjeopardy.ytmnd.com/

http://leeroyjeopardy.ytmnd.com/
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[12 Nov 2005|10:45pm]

comment_whore
Who would win in a fight?
Terminator or Robocop?

I mean..both are robots, take bullets/damage pretty well. Neither have any real superpowers..terminator does have a neuronet processor..and robocop does eat weird applesauce.
Discuss.

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[26 Oct 2005|01:30pm]

comment_whore
best ytmnd...ever

http://tonylittle.ytmnd.com/
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fat scenester n00b [23 Oct 2005|09:40pm]

tiontheone
**Application**
1.What's your name?
Matt - Often go by Tion
2.How old are you?
17
3.Chick or Dude?
Mang.
4.Whats your location?
San Antonio
5.Tell us something about yourself.
My hobbies include cloaking myself in the souls of the damned.
6.What makes you so scene?
I listen to Head Automatica and Kodan Armada, plus the hair.
7.Sexual prefernce?:
anything that'll take me
8.Dating Status?:
have a quasi-bitch

What do you think about…?
8.Country Music:
Rape it in the eye sockets
9.Love:
Lust is so much more fun
10.Chicken:
If its an animal it needs to be eaten.
11.Arranged Marriages:
should happen more often
12.Drugs:
apathetic on subject
13.Organized Religion:
Christians tend to suck.
14.Sex:
Gotta love them cocks.
15.Goths:
Goddamn I hate Cradle of Filth.
16.Punks:
Crass is good.
17.Emo:
Hehe eyeliner.
18.Low-Carb Craze/Atkins Diet:
Bread is essential.
19.Same-Sex Marriages:
hot.

What is/are your favorite
17.Band/Singer?
Quarashi, Radiation 4, Death From Above 1979, The Black Dahlia Murder, Aphex Twin, Zombie Apocalypse, 16 Bit Slaughter
18.Soda/Pop?
Dr. Pepper.
19.Color?
Purple
20.Books?
1984, Choke, House of Leaves
21.Movies?
Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Gangs of New York

Other Stuff
22.What turns you on?
Wangs.
23.Off?
Things that dont have penis involved.
24.Your greatest achievement?
Rape.
25.What is your biggest fault?
I listen to Quarashi.
26.If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? And who would you spend it with?
I'd just kill a lot of people.
27.A magical guy grants you one wish; what is it(And no, i wish for a million more wishes; or anything like that)?
Razzles. Razzles forever.
28.Has no question! Tell us what happend to it! (Be Creative.)
I killed it after I raped its sister. Bitches had it coming.
29.What do you do in your spare time?(video games,sports; tell us which ones or something else about what you do)
Bass Guitar, Cello, DG-20, internet.
30.What bands have you seen live?
http://www.last.fm/user/TionTheOne/journal/2005/10/20/25679/

Currently
31.How are you feeling right now?
anxious
32.What are you wearing?
Signed local band shirt and jeans
33.Are you listening to anything; and what?
Yes, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain't Got No Use For No 180 lb Bag of Sugar

Choose One!
34.Pen or Pencil?
Pen
35.Day or Night?
Night
36.Dogs or Cats?
Cats
37.Rain or Shine?
Snow.
38.T.V or Computer?
Computer
39.Swimming or Skiing/Snowboarding?
Snowboarding/Skiing

40.Make us laugh:
No. Not unless you think anecdotes about minorities and rape are funny. I'm good at telling those.

One More..!
41.So tell us why you think you're worthy:
Because fuck you.


This is me about to pop caps at some niggas.


This is my reccomendation:
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I had to post this somewhere..... [19 Oct 2005|04:37pm]

poortwistedme
[ mood | bored ]

This is more for trevor and gehlmann, eventhough he never reads this...

Kids In Mind.com Movie: Waiting

"A man flashes his testicles (we see them) and several other people groan when they see them. A young man flashes his genitalia at a room full of people (they all groan and yell; we don't see them), a man has his pants down and another man walks into the room and reacts to seeing the first man's genitalia (we see his bare legs to the thigh), a young man exposes himself to another man (we don't see anything), a young man flashes his genitals toward a man (we don't see anything), and a man pulls down his pants, arranges his genitalia and bends over waiting for someone to come into the room and see him (we don't see anything)...."
...."A young man talks about "running the train" on a young woman."

Gotta love ultra-conservative parents.

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[06 Oct 2005|12:55am]

comment_whore
Okay well im moving saturday and it figures that this very same weekend EVERYONE comes into town..well, if you're gonna be in friday night i wanna see you.
Or if you wanna take a wild ride to the concrete jungle with me on saturday you are welcome to as well..but either way lets all do something friday evening eh?
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[28 Sep 2005|12:06am]

comment_whore
Wanna see what made me rofl?



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it's funny cause shes fat and annoying.
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[26 Sep 2005|08:02pm]

comment_whore
you guys remember popo? i posted him all the fucking time when we first started oh snap.


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WELL HES COMING BACK MOTHERFUCKERS.....in a big way.
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[22 Sep 2005|06:18pm]

comment_whore
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I can't random my playlist, but I can shuffle though. [15 Sep 2005|11:38am]

poortwistedme
[ mood | cold ]

Yeah, same thing as the others. But mine are easy.

Basically typical of me.Collapse )

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Hey [14 Sep 2005|01:08pm]

poortwistedme
[ mood | calm ]

Anyone going home this weekend?

I need to drive home for the dentist....the DENTIST. So if you want a ride or you're gonna be in johnstown this weekend(sept. 16-18) let me know. Either we do stuff back in J-town or I drive back to Bobby Mo on saturday after the appointment.
I'd just like to know beforehand.

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Why Not? [13 Sep 2005|10:23pm]

tallmovieguy




Camping Rules!


<IMG SRC="http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items483/991.jpg"
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Wrong, Yet Funny. [12 Sep 2005|10:48pm]

tallmovieguy
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Greatest. Thing. Ever. [12 Sep 2005|03:44pm]

tallmovieguy
Here's what everybody needs to do....Go to Google....Type in failure....Press "I Feel Lucky"...Enjoy.
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[07 Sep 2005|10:12pm]

comment_whore
http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

it shows what song was number 1 the day you were born..mine was With Or Without You - U2...gay..i got bono'd
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[31 Aug 2005|01:11pm]

comment_whore
Theres only like 3 of you who will probably care, but Rammstein has a new album coming out soon.
Heres the cover for their new single coming out shortly called "benzin"


penis rofl
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[28 Jul 2005|01:25am]

comment_whore
i love http://media.admirald.net/ljimages/
especially since they show pictures again rather than just links.


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[18 Jul 2005|01:54pm]

comment_whore
http://www.catch27.com/join.php?invite=48614


everyone sign up..cause its fun and if you get enough people you win shit.
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If you need a tool, come to me. If you need a nut, nail, screw, bolt, nut, you come to me. [12 Jul 2005|12:42am]

comment_whore
For those who were at Eat n' Park,
Endless Mike Hellstrom
I thought i've seen him in a few places..before
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[25 Jun 2005|09:55pm]

comment_whore
im not sure where to look really..but does anyone know of a relatively cheap host i can get? im thinking like $20 a month..i wanna start uploading videos and stuff not having to worry about working with like 100megs of space, bandwidth limits, etc..if anyone else is interested we could split the cost and share it.
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