2. I have one butt cheek.
3. I used to have more than one.
4. If I take viccodin (or however it's spelled) and don't go to sleep within an hour, and it's the first time I've taken it in a few months, I throw up.
5. The first time I drank booze (well, beyond a rum and coke at my cousin's wedding) was 3 months after my 21st birthday.
6. Oberon is the tastiest beer evar.
7. I am a curmudgeon.
8. I avoid cameras.
9. My best friend is my ex-girlfriend from high school
10. I've only dated two people I didn't go to high school with.
11. I miss working in a coffee shop.
