I...I had a dream last night where Brian sent me Ozzy Osbourne/Michael Jackson slash over AIM. I don't recall anything from the slash itself, but when the alarm woke me up, I was sweating and had a feeling of self-disgust.
(I link to it mostly because it exists, not because it is awesome good or anything. And you'll thank me for not linking to any NC-17 Young Ones slash, which exists, but I haven't actually read. This one is PG and very soppy.)