So I'm in the men's room, at the urinal. I'm chillin', peein'. Leaning casually on the side wall like I sometimes do when no one else is in the men's room. But when I lean against the wall, the hands-free flush sensor activates, thinking that I left, and the toilet flushes. But not a regular flush - it splashes out at me! Now #74 is revealed - I was able to dash back (sword still in hand) and totally avoid the water. It was like slow motion.
Good thing I'm a ninja.