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Bathroom Mayhem [01 Aug 2006|04:25pm]

spaceninja
Reason #74 Why it's Good to be a Ninja

So I'm in the men's room, at the urinal. I'm chillin', peein'. Leaning casually on the side wall like I sometimes do when no one else is in the men's room. But when I lean against the wall, the hands-free flush sensor activates, thinking that I left, and the toilet flushes. But not a regular flush - it splashes out at me! Now #74 is revealed - I was able to dash back (sword still in hand) and totally avoid the water. It was like slow motion.

Good thing I'm a ninja.
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If you like grind [30 Aug 2005|07:22pm]

theghostacademy

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jus doin my part [18 Jun 2005|04:30pm]

taking_main
[ mood | bitchy ]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/jeopardy.html i always knew alex trebeck wasnt normal...

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Ninja Lesson Of The Day [01 Jun 2005|11:42am]
dvlendskys
Do you lack financial backing
of a great lord? between
burger king and assassin for
hire you still can't afford
proper ninja attire? well,
maybe this might help.
(if its too small let me know)


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... [11 Apr 2005|10:27pm]

taking_main
[ mood | artistic ]

www.realultimatepower.net - tell what you guys think of this website...

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Think of the children! [13 Mar 2005|09:47am]

loandbehold229
Ninjas do the devil's handiworkCollapse )
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[11 Mar 2005|11:32pm]

terracottaarmy
[ mood | predatory ]

I only date the best of the best.

 

I eat five bowls of this stuff each day to keep my body and mind strong.

 

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[09 Mar 2005|12:37am]

terracottaarmy
Ninjas kick ass. They'll kill you just for making eye contact.
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my new community [02 Mar 2005|07:36pm]

neonstarz


evil_ninjas ^.^
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[13 Feb 2005|03:54pm]

checkeredfairie
I had to join..because I fucking LOVE ninjas!

Guess what I saw yesterday!

A guy in a ninja suit with an afro.

That is cooler than a midget construction worker!
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awesome... [28 Dec 2004|01:37am]

neonstarz
[ mood | new, show me some comment love ]

had to join...

ninjas rule.

someday i will be a ninja...

someday, but i have much to learn.

yes, yes i do.

anyway, yeah... ninja's rule!


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Hi!!!!! [24 Nov 2004|03:31pm]

pink_nin
[ mood | confused ]

Er... Hi! I just joined! I'm new to livejournal. You can call me Pixie, or Sarah... or anything basicly. Heh heh... now what do I do?

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Ninja Wisedom [11 Oct 2004|07:13pm]

sansjanman
Some ancient ninja wisedom...

"Always use much deodorant... A stanky ninja will not have the element of suprise."TheyCallMeBruce

"A ninja is brave, strong, wise and agile. They are of the night and have very good stealth. If you want to become a great ninja then do martial arts, it helps a lot." masterninja

"When fighting with another ninja, make sure your uniform color is different than his!!!" Mr. Ninja

"I may be short, but if i kill you i'll be taller than you." shibs

"A Ninja is a master of all weapons. Not only the weapons he sees, but weapons he finds. A Ninja also realizes that the greatest weapon he ever carries is his mind. To out think an enemy is to defeat an enemy." Skye_Lightrider

"Never store shurikens in your underpants" Espio

This Ninja wisedom was brought to you by I-Ninja and the letter 5.
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[06 Sep 2004|10:16pm]

sansjanman
Saw the Bourne Surpremacy a couple days ago, he's a ninja if I ever saw one. Some of the coolest part were when he got the drop on the CIA's hideout and then when he pulled that girl out from under their noses... Good stuff.
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[01 Sep 2004|03:20pm]

cercris


Death from above.
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[28 Aug 2004|10:18pm]

secretasianman7
[ mood | curious ]

So is there a certin Ninja I shoud be? Or do I decide? Is there a list of different Ninjas I could possibly choose from?

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[27 Aug 2004|08:39pm]

secretasianman7
[ mood | excited ]

Hey everyone just joined your community here. Just wanted to say "Hi" to all of you guys and gals.

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Ninja Newb [27 Aug 2004|01:36pm]

cercris
Sorry, I'm not a ninja... yet. I have great respect for true ninja and all, and have always found the cheesy way ninja are dipicted in movies really gets under my skin. Anyway, since this is a ninja community maybe someone can point me to a good site which teaches ninjitsu or any place that is good for aspiring ninja.

Blessed Be,
~cercris~
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[18 Aug 2004|01:01am]

theghostacademy

theninjaacademy Help ninjas take over the world.
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Ninja Training [12 Aug 2004|11:28am]

sansjanman
I'm really bored right now so, here's a little bit of Sai (pronounced "sigh") training for all you aspiring Ninjas out there... I'd post my own pics but my camera had a little ninja related accident X_X

Show me more biatch!Collapse )
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