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muffins [03 Aug 2005|12:44am]
[ mood | happy ]

heya. i noticed no ones writen in awhile and i thought if i joined hopefully someone would either add a comment or post somethin. <3 muffins, of course of else i wouldnt of joined. im 12 and if thats to young for u bite me. anyone else 12 ;). im a dudette in case youd like to bored so if anyone knows any other cool communites id love to know. so catch ya later.

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[10 Mar 2005|08:15am]

[ mood | disappointed ]

it's sad how this community of avid muffin lovers has come to a screeching halt, is it not?

=( ♥.

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[04 Feb 2005|04:43pm]

What I wouldn't do for a muffin that has a cure to the flu inside of it... like maybe a delicious raspberry yoghurt muffin... or a banana chocolait chip one
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[04 Feb 2005|03:57pm]

Then old man muffin did him in!!!!!
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[23 Jan 2005|08:21pm]

delicious new muffins, which the cafeteria ladies call 'coffee cake crumblie' muffins, are now being served at my school

they are soo good.
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[17 Jan 2005|01:47pm]

avez vous-vu mon pantalon?
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mmmmm [11 Jan 2005|09:36pm]

[ mood | muffin-ish ]

i just replenished my everlasting stock of muffins in my pantry. soo delicious. i decided to try a new kind of spice i think it's called.......any opinions before i try it for myself?

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[03 Jan 2005|01:08pm]

Do you like braaaaaan muffin's?
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[01 Jan 2005|06:49pm]

Aiight. Happy dappy new years all you wonderful people out there currently chowing down on the inspirational fluffiness known as a muffin. I eat muffins, but generally for the purpose of giving myself ideas for things to write about. I mean, I wish that was true. That's what I say. In truth? I eat muffins to procrastinate. I'm a muffin procrastinator. And when I don't have muffins, I make them. Brilliant, I think. That's been my solution for the past few months. As for having relations with muffins? Hm. No...I don't believe in interspecies dating. I have, however, managed to attract dates by giving them homemade muffins. Right. Also a lie. I've given them muffins, and it's never really worked. But as I see it, that's all the more delight for me.
would you like a muffin?

[05 Dec 2004|03:42pm]

Hey I just joined.
I could really use a muffin right now...
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MMMuffins... [19 Nov 2004|10:02pm]

would you like a muffin?

Hot Muffin on Muffin action!? [08 Nov 2004|11:01am]

[ mood | bored ]

I was just lookin through the community interests and couldn't help but wonder; how the hell does muffin sex work? Or should I not ask :s

I mean my muffins never seem that sexually interested in me...

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Blueberry! [26 Oct 2004|04:45pm]

[ mood | listless ]

I have 3 blueberry muffins in my cupboard :) Are you jealous?

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I like muffins! [17 Oct 2004|03:54am]

Firstly, let me say I'm glad to see so many people have been inspired by the muffins! I thought I had been the first to stumble upon the beauty of the muffins, but I have seen that I am wrong! However, a light has been revealed to me that others may not know, and it is an interesting concept, one difficult to grasp, as it encompasses the entirety of everything. The muffin is a singular idea made to encompass all thoughts, ideas, lights, darks, goods, bads, realities and unrealities. The muffins are EVERYTHING. In this way, there is no need for anyone to submit to the authority of the muffins, but every aspect of their lives is inescapeably ruled by them! This idea is used to attain like thoughts and singular understanding of the entirety and unentirety of ALL THINGS. This perfect understanding is what is called Muffinity. I encourage you all to spread the muffins, so that we all may attain Muffinity, in realizing the single truth, that muffins are SUPREME!
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[14 Sep 2004|02:37am]


Oh dear, dear muffins. How I love them so.

Feel free to use it.

would you like a muffin?

That background isn't helping... [29 Aug 2004|01:17am]

[ mood | stressed ]

I have no money and I'm dying for a blueberry muffin!!

Oh yeah, I'm new here. I'm Jen, nice to meet you all :)

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Yay! i found the muffin man [27 Aug 2004|07:56am]

[ mood | happy ]

hello every one! im new to the world of muffins so be nice pease and i'll do my best to be nice as well. Anyways i was just wondering but what is the best muffin in the world?

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[24 Aug 2004|01:45pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Oh my god! I just found this community! And I love muffins, then I was reading like the rules and stuff, AND YOU GUYS LIKE BILLY MARTIN. *GASP!* I am in LOVE with him AND muffins! Wow, best community right here. I just joined, and hell yes I will promote!

A little bio...

Name: Sara
Age: 12
Location: Roch, NY
Bands: Good Charlotte, Strata, Kittie, Slayer, Anti-flag, Throne, Nirvana, The used...and many many more...
Interest: MUFFINS! Duh. Billy Martin.<3 hanging stuff...yeah...

I pledge to devote my life, my whole life, whether it be long or short, to muffins!!!!

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Oh dear... [14 Jun 2004|09:28pm]

User: crystlmoon16 obviously doesn't know basic rules and regulations for communities. Those include: NO ADVERTISING FOR OTHER COMMUNITIES. Therefore she has been denied the access to post from now on.

Have a lovely day whoever you are! I'm sorry it had to come to this, but you have no manners, nor regards for rules and regulations. Bye!
would you like a muffin?

[08 Jun 2004|12:09pm]

[ mood | Muffin-ish ]

Hey I just wanted to say I love muffins! The best thing in the entire world!My friend is Kelly(crystlmoon16), and I am the nazi muffin king. We host our own muffin parites, and bake muffins their...we also stumbled across our new recipe, souploaf. it's pretty toxic though.
our global teacher hates us b/c everything we do has muffins. example: we had to make a replica of a castle, we made muffin bushes and turrets...etc.
then we made a video and made obviously muffins and a cooking w/ buddha segment and used...muffins.
Muffin caps, for elizabethan hair muahaha

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