Uhauls only have three seatbelts.
Two of us are small children.
Rental SUV's don't let people tow ANYTHING!
Cargo vans are not allowed for one way trips.
I would like to bring more than a mini van would carry.
I would like to tow a u-haul trailor.
I don't want to separate my family and have half of us fly or take a train.
I guess the only other option is to buy my own stupid SUV and tow a rented trailor.
I don't want to, and I don't even know if I have the means to.
I am not the first person to want to do this! gah.