ChAoS X MaX@aol.com email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org email@example.com maxxchaos
I'm just a lonely potato, I have eyes but I can't see, I'm just a lonely potato, I ask you not eat me.
I'm just a lonely potato, You will never see my smile, I'm just a lonely potato, Haven't spoken in a while.
I'm just a lonely potato, I have got no shoe nor glove, I'm just a lonely potato, I'm waiting for my first love.
I AM CHAOS, THE FALSE GOD. WHERE THERE IS CHASTITY, I OFFER LUST. WHERE THERE IS MODESTY, I OFFER PRIDE. WHERE THERE IS PEACE, I OFFER ACTION. WHERE THERE IS INNOCENCE, I OFFER KNOWLEDGE. WHERE THERE IS TOLERANCE, I OFFER VENGEANCE. WHERE THERE IS ALTRUISM, I OFFER GREED. WHERE THERE IS DILIGENCE, I OFFER LAZINESS. WHERE THERE IS RESTRAINT, I OFFER FREEDOM. WHERE THERE IS OBEDIENCE, I OFFER DEFIANCE. WHERE THERE IS BORING ORDER, I OFFER EXCITING CHAOS. WHERE THERE IS BLINDING LIGHT, I OFFER COMFORTING DARKNESS. WORSHIP THE FALSE GOD!
Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Average
-Congratulations, Max! Your IQ score is 133
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.
-Congratulations, Max! Your IQ score is 135
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.
-Max, your Super IQ score is 133
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information. The way you think about things makes you an Imaginative Mastermind. This means you are an extremely talented person, with a wide range of skills. There is little to nothing you can't do if you want to. You're very creative and you can express your ideas effectively through a variety of different means whether it's written or spoken words, numbers, or anything else. You also have a practical knowledge of how things work in the world — you've been paying attention and you pick things up easily. How did we determine that your thinking style is that of an Imaginative Mastermind? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you an Imaginative Mastermind. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.
-Max, your Emotional IQ is 123.
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of success. Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores — not necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships. So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test results show that your strongest suit is empathy — your ability to see things from someone else's point of view.
-Alex, your Emotional IQ is 113.
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of success. Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores — not necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships. So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test results show that your strongest suit is perception — your ability to pick up on what others are feeling.
-Discover Your Past Life
Don't go bananas — in your former life you were a tiny monkey named Oompa. Here's what we know about you: Adorably sweet demeanor and sharp as a tack, you found success working with a street performer named Juan, who worshipped you and treated you like his own child. He bought you a gold satin jumpsuit with royal blue ruffles, a matching top hat, and a sequined bag for donations. He would play your favorite disco tunes on his accordion, prompting you to dance around and flirt with the crowd while you collected spare change and picked pockets. Everybody loved you. And you loved everybody. You and Juan took your gig around the country and raked in the riches. You were one happy little monkey.
-Max, you're an Observer!
That means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also means you're a good mediator — though you may prefer to spend more quiet time on your own than most. Because of the self-knowledge you already possess, you are better equipped than many to steer your life in the right direction. Understanding more about the components of your personality will reveal unique information that even people like you might not realize. And the better you know yourself, the more confident you'll be making decisions that affect your life.
-Max, your best quality shines through in how Honest you are
The fact that you're an honest person who values the truth and is sometimes willing to make sacrifices in order to uphold it really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're an independent person who is usually able to handle things in a self-sufficient manner. You are a funny person who is likely known for your great sense of humor, too. In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities.
-Max, your signature color is Pink Chiffon
There's nothing saccharine about you — your sweetness is one hundred percent natural! A gentle, thoughtful romantic like you must be paired with a color that's soft and warm — but still has a subtle sophisticated sheen. That's why Pink Chiffon is the perfect color for you!
-What Color Is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out.
-Alex, you're 34% feminine
This is based on how you scored on a variety of traits that, founded on classic research and our own studies, are typically associated with women. You're also 66% masculine, which is based on how you scored on traits that are typically associated with men. When we compare your results with other men it shows that you are somewhat less feminine than other men.
-Max, you're 74% feminine
This is based on how you scored on a variety of traits that, founded on classic research and our own studies, are typically associated with women. You're also 26% masculine, which is based on how you scored on traits that are typically associated with men. When we compare your results with other men it shows that you are somewhat more feminine than other men.
-Max, you have an unusually strong psychic talent in the area of Precognition
This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and anticipate what is going to happen. By knowing something's going to occur, you can even change the outcome of events for the better. Max, our in-depth analysis also shows you have other hidden psychic strengths including retrocognition (the ability to know what has happened in the past), telepathy (the ability to sense people's true thoughts) and clairvoyance (the ability to see the unknown).
-Max, your emotions are triggered by your underlying belief in Dignity
In other words, your commitment to leading a dignified life, and your belief in being respectful, directly affect how, and how often, you experience certain feelings. For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you treat people with the decency all humans deserve. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in dignity and the range of emotions it triggers.
chaos (ka'os')>noun 1. a state of complete disorder and confusion. 2. the formless matter supposed to have existed before the creation of the universe. 3. the scientific discipline dealing with the underlying order of the apparently random nature of the Universe. 4. the most ancient of gods; the personification of the infinity of space preceding creation of the Universe. -DERIVATIVES chaotic >adjective, chaotically >adverb. -ORIGIN Greek- khaos 'vast chasm, void'.
Le chaos (ka'os')>noun 1. un état de désordre et la confusion complet. 2. la question informe a supposé avoir existé avant la création de l'univers. 3. la discipline scientifique traite l'ordre fondamental de la nature apparemment faite au hasard de l'Univers. 4. le plus ancien de dieux ; l'incarnation de l'infinité d'espace précédant la création de l'Univers.
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You have: 62% SCIENTIFIC INTUITION and 62% EMOTIONAL INTUITION