Ayesha Hamid (ckeytee) wrote in _modest_girls_,
Ayesha Hamid
ckeytee
_modest_girls_

NEW ELEMENTS IN PERIODIC TABLE

Salamualaykum..
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE



Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.

Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.



PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1. Boils at room temperature

2. Freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.

5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.




CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious
stones
and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
reason.

3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.

4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.



COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be great aid to relaxation.



TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.

2. Turns green when placed behind a better specimen.



POTENTIAL HAZARD

In some countries it's illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not
come in direct contact with each other.



!! WARNING !!

PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.



BE CAUTIOUS

ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD


Ps : Don't take it seriously….

`She'



She…

Stands there with an Angel's smile

She…

Makes my life more worthwhile

She…

Keeps true to her every word

She…

Helps me when my heart gets blurred

She…

Reaches out with an open mind

She…

Redefines the meaning of `kind'

She…

Calms down an angry atmosphere

She…

Thinks out her words and makes them clear

She…

Takes up no pride to her head

She…

Humbles herself in prayer instead

She…

Gives directions to the lost soul

She…

Keeps her tongue under control

She…

Always stands up for the truth

She…

Strives hard to help out the youth

She…

Sees through things only for good

She…

Has a heart everyone should

She…

Is you… The Muslimah…





By Tahir

Alhamdu lillaahi rabbil 'aalamiin
Astaghfirullaahal 'azhiima wa'atuubu ilaihi
Subhanakallahumma wabihamdika ashadu alailaha illa anta astaghfiruka
wa
atubu ilaik
Fi Aman Allah ....we're the women...Salam, Ayesha
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