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I've not been around for a while.
I'm usually a happy person.
I've lost people lately, in so many ways.
I need a friend to talk to. A friend to love.
I'm in this for serious friends, not plastic ones.
I'll love you forever. Thats a promise.
I actually keep promises I make.
big mac

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Bayside 2! Electric Screechio!
November 29, 30 December 1, 2 Shows at 8 PM! 
An Un-Musical Based on TV's Saved by the Bell!
It's Tacky! It's Wacky! It's Zacky! And You Better Believe There's Gonna Be a Hate Crime! Go Bayside!

New York, NY.  Incredio! Productions, sadly no longer affiliated with Uncle Danny's Cheesecake and  Euthanasia Pet Sitting Service, are regretfully proud to present the sequel nobody asked for to last year's hit off Broadway musical based on TV's beloved Saved By The Bell, BAYSIDE! THE UNMUSICAL! cleverly titled BAYSIDE 2!  ELECTRIC SCREECHIO!  November 29, 30, December 1, 2  at Midway Bar (25 Avenue B Between 2nd and 3rd Street) All tickets are the low low super low cost of $10 and are available for purchase at www.beatvalley.com for the even lower discounted price of $8.  

This year at Bayside High, It's senior cut day and Zack and the gang are busy hatching out a fool proof scheme to save the max!  Kelly is as unsure of her love for Zack as the next time she will get her period! Slater comes to grip with his literacy problem with a little help from Jessie's overzealous love for uppers. All while Screech helps Lisa plan a fashion show that takes an unexpected turn for the worst!  Add in the homosexuality, drug use, and adult content that you've come to expect from Saved by the Bell, and you've got BAYSIDE 2! ELECTRIC SCREECHIO!

Last year, BAYSIDE! brought sold out performances to the now defunct Apocalypse Bar and Grill.  The show obtained  attention from Gawker, NY Daily News, and Michael Musto of the Village Voice  even went so far as to call it a  "formless fantasia of pills, pregnancies, feminism, and homosexuality, with Rachel Witz especially perfect as Screech.”

Don’t miss a chance to see BAYSIDE 2! before it’s banned in all 266 states and several Canadian provinces.  
GO BAYSIDE! BEAT VALLEY!
big mac

IT'S BACK!


BAYSIDE! THE UNMUSCIAL!

New York, NY.  Incredio Productions, sadly no longer affiliated with Auntie Ruth's Homemade Marmalade and Puppy Killing Factory, is unnecessarily proud to announce BAYSIDE! THE UNMUSCIAL! A play based on TV's Saved By The Bell! It's twisted! It's nostalgic! Someone dies at the end! Maybe it's you! Go Bayside! And what play about Saved by the Bell would be complete with out an AFTER SCHOOL PAR-TAY? That's right! Meet Zack and the gang Saturday, October 22nd! As the low budget lights go dark, the par-tay begins! Dance, trivia, maybe a penguin, and best of all your chance to hi-five Slater and dance the jitter big with Lisa Turtle (who has no legs)! Don't miss your chance to see Bayside! before it's banned in all 266 states!

Tickets $5.
For more information call 917 378 1601 or email
bayside@prettyponyparty.com

Apocalypse Lounge (189 East 3rd Street Between Ave A and B)

Dates:  October 18 (tue), 19 (wed), 21 (fri), 22 (sat), 23 (sun)
Schedule:  All Shows at 8 PM!
Venue:  Apocalypse Lounge (189 East 3rd Street Between Ave A and B)
Price:  $5
Company:  Incredio Productions