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Monday, November 21st, 2005
10:24 pm
[_baruceisbackup]
where all my loaf n trollz at?

i arrive home from college on tuesday around 5pm.




Current Mood: hyper
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
8:12 am
[sarudorobo]
Ok, so the reason I have not posted anything in a long time, (Along with other workers) is because we all just backfrom the largest battle of our lives.

We were working together one night, SamK, SamP, Matt, and my self. Things seemed pretty normal, until this one family came and and ordered 500000000 beers, 60000 specials, 37785 BLT's on tosted bread, and a cookie (which they didnt know they could take them selves.)

So anyway, we were all in a fluster because it was a big order, and since Mark was not there to summon Baruce, we were low on options. After 36 years labour, we were done. Each of us only at 1% health. So we finish ringing the order, and he payes with credit. But as I looked at the slip, I realised he drew a huge X in where we get tips.

I rushed over to SamK to show her, and we both become so angered, we run over to Matt and SamP demanding something to be done.

So we all took out our Anadama loafs of power and held them together.

SamK gained the power of Super Strength.

SamP gained the power of Jet pack feet.

Matt gained the power of Psy.

And Mel, gained the Power of Laz0r eyes.

Enraged, we all turned to the Guy who was on his way out, and suddenly, his skin melted away to show that he was really a T-rex. He grew to 10000 times his normal size, breaking through the roof.

Peices of the ceiling fell towards us. I did my best to blast away the peices comming towards me, but SamP carried SamK as she collected all the peices.

Matt sent a mighty blast of Psy Energy into the T-Rex which shot him into space. All then lathced onto SamP and we followed him. Once there we combined all our powers into one power strike and the Dino blew up, sending candy and Mr. Doucets.

SamK was happy.

And thats why we have not posted in a while.
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
9:37 pm
[lennon_saves]
today, i got to work with matt and tom and mel, and it was fuckin fun.

its ben a mattful week, and it's been fun.

10 million people came in, and matt was a loaf and ladle delivery boy!

then the ghost turned off the lights and matt cried in the lift.

then, the dishes ate mel, and tom and i got scrubbles and washed the floor so the health inspector doesnt hate us forever.

and, i talked to a british lady on the phone.

she said 'surname'.
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
12:55 am
[ihaveapet_hydra]
Some serious shit is going down at the Loaffe and Ladelle. A ghost attempted to claim my life on Sunday by drowning me in Poppy Seed dressing, but a Feta-bot sacrificed its life for me.

Then on Wednesday, there was poison in my turkey sandwich and mercury on my skin, and I think the thermostat has it in for me. Either that or it's possesed by said ghost. There are also stains on the stainless steel sink that look suspiciously like blood. Or maybe rust.

Then a swarm of hundreds of bugs came into the Loaf and Sam barely escaped alive. Sarah valiantly swatted bug after bug while I cried on the lift. Sam and Sarah had beaten me up earlier, becuase I am a girl. They all landed on a light and died, however. THERE'S ONE ON MY FUCKING MONITOR RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK I'M DEAD SERIOUS IT JUST WALKED OVER THIS SENTENCE. I'M NOT SHITTING YOU I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP WHAT THE FUCK. I"M GOING TO BED JESUS FUCK THIS
Monday, September 12th, 2005
12:33 am
[_baruceisbackup]
so wahts going on with everybody back home and away. i ahve heard from a bird at my window that skel actually does deal coke. jake and alex have joined the navy. AJ works and pimps it. and the sweenys are moving.

and sam how could you not air mail me the chix corn chowdah you douche bag, pardon my french.









my campus store carries jones soda and snapple apple and i spend all me raven dollars on it.
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
2:32 am
[_baruceisbackup]
Never Enough Hippie part only once
            First I got to start off by apoligizing. Last profile soem douche bag who calls himself xlotr_kid_04x totally called Deaner a name dropper. This LotR kid has since been banned by the Admin. Well not really becasue he sorta is the Admin.
                  Now onto the next profile in Series 2 of People in my Loaf Life. In this installment we examine a certain Miss Sarah Peters.
                  *crowd applauds*
                  typle /clap for you MMORPG lame heads.

                1. Name: Sarh "hippie, nope." Peters
                2. Age: 24
                3. Average Shoe Size: 7 1/2 womens
                4. Favorite Color: Maroon 5
                5. Favorite Soup(s): mulglitony
                6. Little Known Fact: lazer beam eyes
                7. Loaf Moment: One time I pushed Dean down the basement steps while he was carrying two full five gallon buckets of beef chili. Andy yelled at him and made him clean up the mess. There wasn't much of a mess since most of the beef chili had turned into legos on impact and Jake Gobbi was already hard at work on his new boat, a 1/4 scale replica of the USS Constitution. I don't know how or why he was exactly down there, but that definately happened. Wait who in darnation is Jack Gorbi. I'm confused.
                8. Eight?:  Sarah-"WHAT THE FUCK IS THREE INCHES OF BLOOD... oh yeah that thing becasue you get to splash around in pools of crimson red blood puddles."
                9. Why don't you like Tim: "oh... b/c he lazy" *tim walks by* tim-"Sarah i finished all my task and most of yours is there anytinh else I can help anyonoe with"
                10. Smoker and if so, Favorite Brand: Yes. Yellow Spirits.
                11. Horde or Alliance: I spent one year here as a soup scooper. They wouldn't let me join there guild. I tryed looting every kind of soup but still nothing. Soup must be a very rare drop from a stove full of soup. Then some Undead Sandwich fagget ganked me when i was in contested territory by the goober. I got rex sickness and by all means I wasn't "DOWN WITH THIS SICKNESS."
                Sunday, August 14th, 2005
                2:38 am
                [_baruceisbackup]
                Series #1 plz comment about Dean.
                P>A couple months ago, I started to comprise a Dossier file on everyone who is related to my life at the Loaf and Ladle. About a day after I had finshed the first series, I lost them in a shootout with some of the Oak Branch Boyz down under the bridge on Hayride..., Hagrid..., WTF is the name of that street I drive on to get to my house. Whatever, onward with the story. I finnally found them again underneith my TV while cleaning my room. Here they are. I will post Deans first since like everyday i see him he complains that when he checks LJ on his iMac he hasn't seen his profile up yet, then he procedes to jump fuck the air... Yeah i dont know, must be some way of saying hello.</p>

                1. Name: Dean, D-REX, Deanosaurus Flex, Dean Dean the Mowing Machine (lawns).

                2. Age: 19 years old.

                3. Average Shoe Size: 11 mens

                4. Favorite Color: Green looks Hott on my Bitches

                5. Favorite Soup(s): Potato Pesto with extra Tim

                6. Little Known Fact: I am a closet non-smoker. Plus I am like Super, Mega Gay.

                7. Loaf Moment: When Mark took it over and turned it into a treehouse with nothing to sell.

                8. Eight?: Yes, definately Green.

                9. Why don't you like Tim: It's just a front to disguise the fact that I want to sprinkle him on potato pesto everytime I see him. How embarassing.

                10. Smoker and if so, Favorite Brand: Yes. GPC ultra-lites 150s Menthol. Becasue I have many, many cats and no shame.

                11. Horde or Alliance: One time I pledged 60 hours of volunteer work to Nickelodeon, and allthough the work did not in fact benefit their business at all, I thought they would have my back after 60 hours of petting infants adn breastfeeding dogs. I ahve been beaten up 5 times since. I'm on my own.
                Thursday, July 14th, 2005
                12:35 am
                [_baruceisbackup]
                in the mystical world of DRAGONMAW

                once upon a time there was white dude in robes named BACKUP who was pimpin 3 ho'z. [2 humans ++ 1night elf] females they traveled out a city built in the ground witha fire pit in ther somewhere but ppl were moving slowly. then this pipmpen aprty traverse'd arctic roads and many hills and boars to get to a lake. on the way the white dude in robes showed an interest in botany and flowers witch he would sell in said underground city. the aprty spawn camped a camp of stoneplitters scouts collecting many teethes and linen which the pimp made bags for the ladys. but not the laady know as Thevag becasue she logged off to hang out with dan wagner. dan wagner might be related to nightcrawler becasue they have the same last names but i could be mistaken. dan isnt that blue but quite furry.

                 

                the moral of this story is that a kid anmed mark glowacky not mike spitacky or matt goldberrie likes chocolate chip pancakes.

                aslo read prince caspian but only up to chapter 8 and only watch season 1 of fox show firefly up to episode tres.



                Current Mood: finish tv and bookz
                Friday, June 10th, 2005
                7:40 am
                [xlotr_kid_04x]
                HOW MY ARM WAS BROKEN. by mark
                i tottally was being all gnarly and stuff and i tryed to jump 15 flaming buses with lazer orphanns in them but when i landed, two orcs jumped outa no where and broke my arm b/c i won too much at their casino. they'll pay in blood. KILL THE ORCS, SLAY THE ORCS, DESTROY THE ORCS!!!!!!!
                Tuesday, August 9th, 2005
                9:38 pm
                [sarudorobo]
                I got bored today, so I made this.

                And by made this, I mean was sent this from Tims wife to pass on to him.

                Take a look everyone:
                http://www.deviantart.com/view/19263311/
                Sunday, August 7th, 2005
                8:29 pm
                [sarudorobo]
                Ok everyone, here is step two:

                Image hosted by Photobucket.com

                Note how I have now added in more detail and begun to play with contrasting colors and texture.

                Step three is tomorrow, keep up your good work guys!
                6:36 am
                [ihaveapet_hydra]
                Loaf vs. Dam View Redux
                Stooping to gather Andy's crumpled dummy-ish body, I realized with a cold fury that something must be done. All roller riders had to be destroyed. The Andy Dummy turned suddenly into a spaceship with a co-pilot Jake Gobbi already included, triscuit head and all, and I quickly hopped in and fired it up.

                I flew the the nearest Frito-Lay factory and traded my proofs of purchase for some Ploids. Since I had 5,943,234,945 Ploids, I was able to receive the ultimate prize which was a sword named Bane of the Dam View. I had one Ploid left over and I bought a Bazooka Joe, and the joke was something like "A kitten in the grave is good luck" or something similarly stupid.

                I made a mighty fine sight, standing on a cliff edge, with my giant meaty face rippling in the wind, my massive jaw slowly chewing the rock hard Bazooka Joe gum like it was some sort of chew toy shaped like a triangle. I held the sword aloft above my head in a threatening manner at the giant spire that the Dam View rested on, even though I was on the other side of the world and they couldn't see me. I knew they were scared. I placed a Skip-It around my giant ham like ankle and started towards the other side of the world.

                Three ham sandwiches later, I was there.

                I decided to be sneaky. I would sneak into the structure via the conveyor that was sending roller riders down into the surrounding towns for shipment and enjoyment. There was an occasional segway, and I even saw one of those things that you need to pump to keep it going, but give you heart attacks, and the little kids in the commercials always looked so frightened.

                I hopped onto one of the roller riders and scootboarded my way furiously up the conveyor, dodging all sorts of transportational ilk. Hours later, I had finally scootboarded my way 20 feet down the conveyor (roller riders aren't that energy efficient).

                The room I entered next was by no means anything I had seen before. Gamecubes were moving up and down, acting as smaller limbs of a giant machine. The bulk of the machine seemed to be powered by an X-Box, and the energy core was a PS2.

                "Dreamcast is the correct choice!" I bellowed as I dodged the Gamecubes, climbed the X-Box, and jammed the Dreamcast into the space with the PS2. The systems battled for a few minutes, as if either one was reluctant to let the other occupy the energy core chamber. Luckily, the Dreamcast won out in the end, and the entire machine was turned into a Dreamcast creating factory. Roller Riders turned into Dreamcasts, segways turned into stacks of assorted games and memory cards, and the pump heart-attack machine turned into the gun that you use to play House of the Dead. The room I was in was filled with a holy light. I knew there was more evil to fight however.

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                Friday, August 5th, 2005
                7:54 am
                [sarudorobo]
                Alright guys, here is step one to drawing the friggen best dragon ever.

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                This is just the outline mind you, so get going on this step!

                Step two comes tomorrow! Also, when you have finished your dragons, I would like to see some! POST THEM!
                Sunday, June 5th, 2005
                2:31 am
                [xlotr_kid_04x]

                so ea i want to make this blog have weekly columns. plz start your own on a regualr basis. i know one that will be posted 2moroish will be: Sporatic Interveiws with Sporatic Employees. i allready interveiwed the Saturday night Crew, aka mell, nick, sarah and myself. i will continue untill i have a profile of every loaf employee. 2moro i will get tim, sklig, adn John. i will post these profiles on Mondays and wednesdays until i run out of ppl. Mel is supposed to be doing a fantasy art how to intructional column also every week. anyone else have any idea. please send letters to the editor so i can totally make fun of you.


                Saturday, July 30th, 2005
                2:32 pm
                [sarudorobo]
                A CHILD IS BORN!!11one
                TIM AND TOMATO FINALLY HAD A CHILD!


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                Also, Tim is the loaf and ladle ghost. WATCH OUT!
                Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
                9:41 pm
                [ihaveapet_hydra]
                So today at the Loaf, I was serving some customers soup when suddenly a rumbling was heard from the Dam View. I payed no heed to the noises issuing from the bowels of the restaurant, thinking merely that the new bar was being installed.

                Andy walked over to offer the workers a cup of sugar, or some rectangles or something to cool them off. As he boldly stepped forth into the Dam View, the darkness enveloped him almost as if the darkness were a thick black mist. Peering harder I realized that no gaze could penetrate the evil darkness within the mighty evil edifice that stood next to the Loaf and Ladle.

                With a sudden blast, Andy was thrown backwards from the entrance, and hit the side of a mighty volcanic spire that had risen from the earth with a mighty belch. Luckily, it was an Andy dummy, and hit the wall harmlessly with only a mere, "AaaaUaaaaUaaaaUaaaa!"

                Lava was quickly issuing forth and immense amounts of steam were erupting from where the hot viscuous magma touched the waters of the majestic Squamscott River. Panicked, I ran into the basement to gather Nick who was baking Savory Deviate Delights, and Alex who was about to win Expert on Minesweeper. They had already used the teleportation device to leave, but a stray cigarette had landed on the control panel and burned away the "TELEPORT BUTTON". There was a shiny star that led to Lavos, but I am not like level 75 yet, fuck that.

                When I went to head back upstairs, I noticed that instead of the walk-in, there was a Strange Glowing Door that was issuing holy light. A shadowy figure appeared and offered me a mighty weapon of inconceivable power. "Only you, Matthew, may weild this mighty weapon", it said, only it used thought speak, I think it was an Andalite. But anyway, I can't describe the weapon because it would destroy your feeble human mind. The closest thing you could think of would be a cruise ship pulled by flaming dolphins.

                By the time I made my way back upstairs, everything had changed. People who were once happy citizens were now enslaved and mindless, under the control of some dread evil. The lands had been pillaged and blasted, and not a scrap of green or anything living peacefully remained. Fire and noxious gasses erupted from cracks in the ground, and strange skeletal horses and birds were everywhere. And at the center of all the hellish nonsense was the Dam View, which now rested on a mighty spire, facing out on all the lands. A laser of judgement was occasionally sent out to smite entire villages who were rebelling.

                I could feel the aura of evil surrounding the place. But I knew whoever was in there was dazzled by my power and terrified by my tenacity and perserverance.

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                So today at the Loaf, I was serving some customers soup when suddenly a rumbling was heard from the Dam View. I payed no heed to the noises issuing from the bowels of the restaurant, thinking merely that the new bar was being installed.

                Andy walked over to offer the workers a cup of sugar, or some rectangles or something to cool them off. As he boldly stepped forth into the Dam View, the darkness enveloped him almost as if the darkness were a thick black mist. Peering harder I realized that no gaze could penetrate the evil darkness within the mighty evil edifice that stood next to the Loaf and Ladle.

                With a sudden blast, Andy was thrown backwards from the entrance, and hit the side of a mighty volcanic spire that had risen from the earth with a mighty belch. Luckily, it was an Andy dummy, and hit the wall harmlessly with only a mere, "AaaaUaaaaUaaaaUaaaa!"

                Lava was quickly issuing forth and immense amounts of steam were erupting from where the hot viscuous magma touched the waters of the majestic Squamscott River. Panicked, I ran into the basement to gather Nick who was baking Savory Deviate Delights, and Alex who was about to win Expert on Minesweeper. They had already used the teleportation device to leave, but a stray cigarette had landed on the control panel and burned away the "TELEPORT BUTTON". There was a shiny star that led to Lavos, but I am not like level 75 yet, fuck that.

                When I went to head back upstairs, I noticed that instead of the walk-in, there was a Strange Glowing Door that was issuing holy light. A shadowy figure appeared and offered me a mighty weapon of inconceivable power. "Only you, Matthew, may weild this mighty weapon", it said, only it used thought speak, I think it was an Andalite. But anyway, I can't describe the weapon because it would destroy your feeble human mind. The closest thing you could think of would be a cruise ship pulled by flaming dolphins.

                By the time I made my way back upstairs, everything had changed. People who were once happy citizens were now enslaved and mindless, under the control of some dread evil. The lands had been pillaged and blasted, and not a scrap of green or anything living peacefully remained. Fire and noxious gasses erupted from cracks in the ground, and strange skeletal horses and birds were everywhere. And at the center of all the hellish nonsense was the Dam View, which now rested on a mighty spire, facing out on all the lands. A laser of judgement was occasionally sent out to smite entire villages who were rebelling.

                I could feel the aura of evil surrounding the place. But I knew whoever was in there was dazzled by my power and terrified by my tenacity and perserverance.

                <To be continued...>
                5:15 pm
                [sarudorobo]
                Oh man, I was in the walk in the other day when like, I hear some high pitched Giggles. I looked around only to find nothing. So I got a little scared and kept looking for my prep work.

                So then I heard the giggleing again. This time I knew something was up. I looked again, and suddenly I was jumped by like 100 cucumbers! They were all like:

                "OMFG NO JUST DIDNT!" And began shooting me with small lazor guns. And I finally knew why I could never find Cucmbers in the morning. They were alive and banded together in the little motor thing that keeps the walk in cold.

                So I was all like. "Fuck you n00bs! You need to get your cuke azzes into that crate!!" So I pulled out my staf and cast a stun spell on them all and with my super speet gathered them up and put them on the lift.

                So when I got to the top, they were comming to. I panicked not knowing if I would be able to keep them stunned long enough to cut. So Then Tim came along and used his super sonic voice and then they all exploded.

                "I Think I used too much power." Said Tim.

                So thats basicly why we never have any cucumbers.

                Current Mood: cold
                Thursday, May 12th, 2005
                6:45 pm
                [lennon_saves]
                i was peeling some potatoes with tim when matt, in child form- about 7 years old, wearing a white tank top with koolaid stains on his shirt and upper lip- came running into the room.

                he tried to push tim over, but since he had sap stuck to his hands he just stuck to tim. tim tried to pull away and gouged his thumb with the peeler, blood everywhere.

                i soon cast the correct spell and matt snapped out of it.
                Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
                5:21 pm
                [sarudorobo]
                OH MAN! LOOK AT WHAT MARK SAID! I CAUGHT IT ON CAMERA WHEN HE WAS HIDING WHERE HE THOUGHT NO ONE COULD SEE HIM IN THE CUBBORD!


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                I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
                Monday, May 9th, 2005
                9:25 pm
                [xlotr_kid_04x]
                Knights of Loaf and Ladle, part 1.
                King Andy had just bestowed upon me Knighthood and with it, the responsibiltiy of slaying enemies of the loaf and washing its dishes. He gave me the task of slaying the (lvl 57 elite) dire rats in our kingdoms basement. I knew I would need more help before attempting this one.

                [General][Mehl]: i fell in the lava from AH lag. LOLz!!!1
                [General][Darel]: try going in the kitchen in Ladle Forge on AOL 3.0....*computer explodes*
                Darel has gone offline.
                [Looking for Group][Baruce]: LFG for Slay Rats in Basement(dungeon).
                [Mehl] whispers: Invite PLZZZZZ
                Mehl has joined you party.
                [Convege] whispers: lvl 9 tauren druid with same questZZorzZ.
                Converge has joined your party.

                I thought two would be enough....

                .... I thought wrong.


                We all entered the dungeon as we desended the stairs. Far off in the distance we saw the instance portal. Then came a noise no one wants to hear. In a annoying gurglely voice, "MWWRR ur RRR GRRRRR DARRRRRRRR," was yelled. Translated it ment "Kill that handsome brave super swave knight named baruce and what the hell kill his firends too." But that didn't really matter. The only thing that really mattered was how we were going to get to that instance portal through the increasing mob of Murlocs now in our way....

                -+- To Be Continued -+-

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