Here are the answers that while clever, odd, or just plain weird, did not make it to the top of the lists.
Name a type of animal kept as an exotic pet
Count D - a famous impaling vampire as a pet? Tres exotic.
Skunk - really? I hope you have plenty o' tomato juice on hand.
Name a reason you would not go to a party
Fear of ducks - Afraid they'll eat all the cheese and quackers?? Ahem. Sorry.
Fun - yes, yes, must avoid fun at all costs. must whittle and tend to the cats. no fun for Jebidiah.
Name something you wiggle
yer junk - dingdingding! the winner of bemusing's favorite answer of the week award!
I don't know. :/ - *buzzer* thanks for not playing.
worm - I wonder if the worm likes this wigglization?
Name a classic movie monster
Me - Well yes, now I'm scared of your ego.
That's all folks, thanks for playing and see you next week!
Official Mean Judge (as I've been told!)