The perfect words at the perfect time (ex_phenomen) wrote in _letterstoyou_,
The perfect words at the perfect time
ex_phenomen
_letterstoyou_

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Sweat baby sweat baby sex
is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand
touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you
covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Cum quicker than FedEx never reach an
apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time

(do it now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"

(do it again now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)


Love the kind you clean
up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of
Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion
of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high
tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister
Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you
mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
so we can both watch "X-Files"

(do it now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"

(do it again now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel" (Get horny now)
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"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"

(do it again now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"

(do it now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the
Discovery Channel"

(do it again now)

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so lets do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel"(Get horny now)





The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
So I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho
cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid
Funky Fried'
Yea I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't
shine
Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie
I'm the root of all that's evil yea but you can call me cookie

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Yo yo this hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice
I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is
So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven
This honkey's gone to heaven
But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well
I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence
Welk
And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist
And Webster yea Emmanuel Lewis cause he's the anti-Christ

The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn

Everybody here we go
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Throw your hands in the air
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Wave 'em like you don't care
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everbody say ho
Ohh Ohh
C'mon party people
Ohh Ohh
Everybody here we go
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