I don't know if it's PMS talking, or if you really have been saying these things. My emotional imagination often gets the better of me around this time, so you need to be clear.
You love me despite my quirky way of noticing random things? I'm sorry, that's not acceptable. You damn well find it at least endearing, if not cute, because it is part of what makes me who I am. How can you go through the day not taking joy in the simple things? If it embarasses you or frustrates you, why are you with me? You know I'm not going to sleep with you. You are not getting any benefits from this other than the pleasure of my company, and if you don't enjoy it for all that it is, some else will.
And what was this about intelligent conversations not happening with me? Have you tried? You dominate "conversations" and take the possibility of saying anything away from me. You know I back off when someone else is talking so much.
How dare you project these things you think I am onto me. You don't seem to know a damned thing, even though we've been together for a month.
Sit down, we need to talk.