Katie (killwhatyoudo) wrote in _letterstoyou_,

I've already forgotten how I used to feel about you...

To anyone who ever has a roommate in a dorm:

- Don't make out while the other person is in the room
- See above, only add "while the other person is trying to sleep"
- See the first one, only add "so loudly that you're audible even when the other person has headphones on"
- See the first, and add "especially if the other person dated your boyfriend for two years and was deeply in love with him"
- If you disobey the first and the other person displays obvious signs of disgust and frustration such as being unable to sleep for two damn hours or slamming the door or calling a friend in the middle of the night, discontinue.

Thanks a lot, roommie.
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