"Okay okay...So Alex and I are walking around Preston Village right...and we see two girls at the park on the swings. Well, we get a little closer and Alex is like "Hey man, that chick on the left is pretty hot". Then we get even closer to the girls...and we realize one has a beard! So we're all like "Whoa, this chick is pretty hardcore!" Then we get up to these two girls and realize the girl on the left is not really a girl! IT WAS BRIAN!"