We had a dinner party last night, in spite of the holidays:
Oh, it's me.
That's Don, he's like my brother.
My friends Cayla and Staci.
My love, danny.
Then things got weird:
Jennifer [midget] and Zach [giant] traded clothes.
Daniel turned into Don Juan.
Miles dressed up like a crack whore.
Staci and Don danced in the moonlight.
Then everything got ruined when dumb kids a lot of us didn't know who looked like this showed up:
Then Zach [giant] proceeded to do this to every single one of them:
My friends and I are fucking weird.