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>:O [13 Jul 2006|10:03pm]

pahsons
[ mood | sleepy ]

http://jerkcity.ytmnd.com/

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I didn't really write this lolz. [01 Apr 2006|05:09am]

boycunt
JOIN <LJ COMM=JERKCITYSLASH> TODAY!! LOOKING FOR TALENTED WRITERSCollapse )
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Lesbian Incest [12 Nov 2013|10:41am]

jizzyjebus
[ mood | my head is on fire ]

Mrs. Mueller says:
We're like sisters.
Mrs. Mueller says:
Sexy sisters!
kleh says:
if that's the case i hope yer into lesbian incest!
kleh says:
that sounded really wrong
Mrs. Mueller says:
You'd think it is, but it isn't.
kleh says:
ok good

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just trying to help the planet [24 Jan 2005|11:21pm]

idiosynthetic
SAVE YOUR TOILET PAPER

POO AT WORK
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Thats how you know I like you [21 Jan 2005|08:59pm]

jizzyjebus
[ mood | chipper ]

COUGHING IN YOUR FACE
PASSING THE GAY BUG

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I HAVE A DREAM (OF DONGS OF COURSE) [17 Jan 2005|06:24pm]

buggernaut
WHILE CONFINED HERE IN THE BIRMINGHAM CITY JAIL I CAME ACROSS SOME LIVEJOURNAL EMO-FAGGOTS GETTING SHANKED AND WOUND-FUCKED IN THE SHOWER BY SIX THICK COCKS.
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WHY I WANT A LAMINATING MACHINE FOR XMAS [14 Jan 2005|03:51pm]

jizzyjebus
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[10 Dec 2004|01:01am]

verix
HURHGUBGRUBGURHGRUBGURG

GUYS I'M A FOUNTAIN
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New feed: ASCII Art Farts [28 Jan 2004|01:35pm]

torgo_x
[ mood | Monospaced ]

New (well, resuscitated) LJ feed: asciiartfarts, ASCII Art Farts, the perfect to companion to jerkcity for a happy sandwitch of deeply offensive bathos. (Bathos is "a descent from the sublime to the ridiculous", with the sublime part optional these days.)

A sample strip:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$   APPARENTLY IF SUBSCRIBE TO   
$$$$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$P^""^T$$$$$$$$$   GAMESPY I CAN DOWNLOAD SICKLE
$$$$$$P"        "^^"        "T$$$$$$   CELL ANEMIA FOR FREE         
$$$$$"                        "$$$$$                                
$$$$P      ><    ><     x88'   T$$$$   TOM CLANCY'S SICKLE CELL     
$$$$     '88"    "88'    ""     $$$$   ANEMIA                       
$$$$p     ""      ""           g$$$$                                
$$$$$.                        .$$$$$   T-T-TAKE THAT MALARIA        
$$$$$$p.       .d$$b.       .g$$$$$$                                
$$$$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$b.__.d$$$$$$$$$                                
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ fsc $$$$
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Now-working feed: Jerkcity [14 Jan 2004|02:09pm]

torgo_x
[ mood | Herky-Jerky ]

the Rands Witch Grand announcement: jerkcity now works.

( RSS )

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New LJ feed: Something Awful [18 Dec 2003|04:04pm]

torgo_x
New LJ feed that you might like: something_awful
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* [10 May 2003|04:19am]

himynameisjc
[ mood | really gay ]

I AM CANADIA GAY HOMOSEXUL LOOKING 4 GOOD TIME WITH SAME - LETS US MEAT AND WE CAN HOLD HANDS ALL GAY

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[10 May 2003|02:09am]

grindingshades
the song Grind was written in the heat of mastubatory exctacy.
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[10 May 2003|02:58am]

jizzyjebus
oeuf: HELLO WANG IS THAT UU
samnang: YES <3
oeuf: MAYGAY MAYGAY DO YOU READ
samnang: 10-4 BIG THICK BUDDY
oeuf: http://www.geocities.com/fuchsia_sea/wangcaster.html
oeuf: real guitar
samnang: I'll say
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