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hi!no delete please [20 Apr 2012|01:43am]
Originally posted by nikitagretzky at что вы вы видите на этой картинке?
Originally posted by diak_kuraev at Как делаются сенсации
... Получилось, будто митрополит согласен с нацистской символикой...
Получилось что "митрополит согласен с нацистами" ?
На самом деле получилось что
1)нацисты согласны с митрополитами
2)Митрополитам похуй кого они ведут за собой
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[21 Jul 2009|05:46pm]

nickname: None that I will list. I try to keep my live journal separated from my life.

age you want to be: I have no specific age, I just try to enjoy where I am as much as possible.

voices in ur head: that usually depends on how many people are around at the time.

prefered mode of transportation: car, although now I ride a bicycle everywhere.

top secret plot to take over the world: mind control the leaders of whatever I want at the time to do what I want. It is also a good ice breaker at parties.

imaginary friends: they aren't imaginary, and they aren't my friends. PERIOD.

craziest thing you have done lately: stood there while some guy (who had been wielding a baby) punched me.

song stuck in ur head: raindrops keep falling on my head

what you are wearing now: shirt, pants, underwear, socks, shoes, and nothing else that you will be able to prove.

fave kiddie book: call of the wild

cartoon you relate to: Bleach, Chrono Crusade, Code E, Eureka 7, Gantz, Naruto (original, before the fillers), Princess Tutu

anything else: Too much to list. I join not because I am actually crazy but because I wish I were.
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[19 Aug 2008|07:43pm]

[ mood | amused ]

nickname: NONE,

age you want to be: 21, I AM 21, BUT I WANT TO STAY 21 FOREVER.


prefered mode of transportation: CAR

top secret plot to take over the world: KILLER TARANTULAS

imaginary friends: WILLIAM.

craziest thing you have done lately: CUT MY ARMS WITH A JAPANESE CLEVER

song stuck in ur head: NONE

fave kiddie book: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

cartoon you relate to: GARFIELD, SOUTH PARK

anything else: WHAT?

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[15 Aug 2007|04:35pm]

[ mood | bored ]

nickname: ..lincolnimp... you can call me whatever you want.. not listening most of the time anyways :P

age you want to be: 23 sounds good.. but then: it doesn't really matter i guess

voices in ur head: they are my friiieeends

prefered mode of transportation: levitation.. yeah

top secret plot to take over the world: if i tell you it wouldn't be top secret anymore, would it. .. oh wait, are you guys cia?  damn i knew it... todd and chuck warned me but i didn't listen..

imaginary friends: quite a few, very loyal ^^ todd and chuck are my fav. but shh don't tell the others... they would only take my abilities away....

craziest thing you have done lately: does having sex at a graveyard count?

song stuck in ur head:  " i touch myself at thoughts of flames.." alkaline trio - this could be love "step one:.."

what you are wearing now: black jeans, black sweater....nothing special.. just everyday clothes

fave kiddie book: alice in wonderland

cartoon you relate to: there are so many.... not fair....

anything else: well in the info it says we shouldn't get too pervy.. which is why i pretend to not have anything else to say

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Ryan [14 Nov 2006|07:40am]

[ mood | sleepy ]

I'll just fill this out then come back another time to say something a bit more substantial...

nickname: guinness

age you want to be:17

voices in ur head: different versions of my own - 2

prefered mode of transportation: walking

top secret plot to take over the world: i've already got one fucked up world

imaginary friends: he's imaginary but he's not my friend

craziest thing you have done lately: lol i convinced a lot of people that i was imaginary - even though i was in the same room

song stuck in ur head: 'im blue ab a dee ab a DIE'!!! arg - that song wasn't in there till you made me think about it...

what you are wearing now: black jeans - a scruffy duffy t-shirt and a scowl.

fave kiddie book: jungle book

cartoon you relate to: i am a cartoon

anything else: not right now - dead tired - must sleep - except this was a good idea for a site - might do something similar - by similar i mean better :D

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[ mood | crazy ]

nickname: Nabiku ... it means to be seduced in Japanese... IT ALL SO MEANS WAVE!!! I SWEAR!

age you want to be: 19... cause I'm not a N00b drinker nor am I sooo old I'm no longer not in the "teen" years...

voices in ur head: Are sophisticated... yet evil... they give me complex plans to make the world MINE... but since I'm stupid I always... well... something goes wrong and my parents catch on (the whole in the roof is a sign...) and I'm back in the loony bin.

prefered mode of transportation: Ridding on a fizzing bottle of Champaign

top secret plot to take over the world: Take physics (and pass) so I know what those voices are talking about...

imaginary friends: The God of annoying... his name is MOOFAGOVERNITZES (moo-fa-gu-ver-nits-zee-ss)

craziest thing you have done lately: Well i got all stressed out because photobucket was shrinking my wallies and so I couldn't post them here so to de-stress I ran around the house screaming "IM CRAZY AND STRESSED AND I FEEL GREAT!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BABIES EVERYWHERE!!! NYAHAHAHA!!" for around 15 mins untill I got an idea... namely MAKE A WEBPAGE! here it is ... http://www.freewebs.com/nabiku

song stuck in ur head: a jumble of Tenatious D songs... plus the Tetris theme and the YMCA

what you are wearing now: Well I just got up and had a shower and am wasting time till it's 7 to get ready for school so honestly a towel... WHAT I'M THE ONLY ONE HOME!!! AND IT'S ONE OF THOES GAINT BEACH TOWELS! I SWEAR!

fave kiddie book: Back then I think Green Eggs and Ham tasted the best...

cartoon you relate to: Invader Zim and Angry Beavers

anything else: OMG I have and uncle Joe! (seriously I do!!) and I'm so proud of him because I can actually say that I have an uncle Joe, I mean when people use an uncle for something his name is ALWAYS Joe, BUT I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE! ... he is REALLY hairy though... kinda like a wookie (sp?) you know thoughs things from Star Wars... yeah... that's uncle Joe... ^^ ...also I dream of being a ninja... a ninja that will take over the world... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

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A man loses his name. [26 Dec 2005|06:18pm]

A Man Loses His Name.Collapse )

©Dec 2005 stripypants
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Greetings, chumlings! [15 Dec 2005|01:46pm]

nickname: Boomerang

age you want to be: 75 - I want to be a really cool old person

voices in ur head: They kept singing annoying songs at me so I went to the doctor and flushed them out.

prefered mode of transportation: Flying with my own wings, definitely.

top secret plot to take over the world: Infecting peoples' brains with intellect

imaginary friends: I prefer to have imaginary enemies whose asses I can actually kick.

craziest thing you have done lately: Learnt to breathe fire, fired a crossbow, nearly killed my friends with a firework....

song stuck in ur head: 'Start Wearing Purple' by Gogol Bordello

what you are wearing now: Black pinstripe trousers, black vest, black shirt over it.

fave kiddie book: 'Hey World Here I Am!', a poetry book.

cartoon you relate to: Rainbow Brite

anything else: Parsnips get a worse reputation than they deserve, if cooked well they are actually quite delicious.
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[08 Oct 2005|10:10pm]

[ mood | amused ]

nickname: Phantom, Squirrel-tail, Skittles, Jess, La, and many, many others

age you want to be: I couldn't tell you. :D A small smackeral of each. The good parts, o'course.

voices in ur head: inspire me

prefered mode of transportation: galloping, skipping, jumping, twirling, riding, a good novel

top secret plot to take over the world: -twitch- I have no plots...

imaginary friends: Any book character I take a shine to

craziest thing you have done lately: Gone to school dressed as the phantom, had a bi-polar sence of fashon, laugh at a random though, organise a 'random congregation' in my head for my fanfic. :)

song stuck in ur head: All of the Phantom of the Opera CD, Grand Theft Autumn, the Llama song, It's All Been Done

what you are wearing now: my green silky pjs

fave kiddie book: The House on Pooh Corner, The Giving Tree, and Panda Palace

cartoon you relate to: Hmmm. I watch them cuz they're random and funny.. Relating to things is what music and books are for. :D

anything else: I have a quoting obbsession and... well, you'll figure it all out eventually.

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[02 Sep 2005|11:20am]

What would happen if it was all fake, anyway? Does it really matter what grade you got in highschool, whether you were captain of the team or president of the club? "Hail, el presidente!" you can say to yourself, I guess, stuck in your cubicle with a 90% chance of being fired if you're under thirty BUT ... you were ¡El PRESIDENTE! once. So maybe it's all a lie, and you worked so hard back then so you'd have something to point to and say ... I did that. I did that.

What if the world was a gigantic balloon, and if you wore high heels you'd poke through the plastic and ruin everthing? No burying dead people, and fires would be too risky ... what if you melted the balloon?

Would you fill the balloon with helium, so it kept floating up up up? I guess in space, though, helium would be heavier than a vaccuum. But maybe the atmosphere could be made of helium, so if stuff sucked a whole bunch, you could just breathe in and your voice would sound funny and then you'd laugh and remember that hey, it's all only temporary, so just roll with it.
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my answers [28 Aug 2005|10:53pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

nickname: lay-lay

age you want to be: 18. the perfect age. you can act like a little kid and like things
you like when you were 6 and no one cares. in fact, they think it's cool. yet, you're an
adult and free to do (mostly) as you wish.

voices in ur head: they argue with me about my emotions

prefered mode of transportation: Jen's Jeep, complete with extreme road rage

top secret plot to take over the world: a quote from Jaimie-chan (who hates when i call her that) -
"It only takes ONE totally hip an' hyper dude to take over the world!" i don't have the plot
but when Jaimie mananges to take over the world i get to have my own continent.

imaginary friends: hmm...not really.

craziest thing you have done lately: wait, this involves using my memory...DAMMIT! prolly go to the Jain temple. those guys were very extreme in their non-violence.

song stuck in ur head: Ghost Orgy's "Born Dead" because it's playing and i'm singing it in my head

what you are wearing now: red shirt that says "Smile, it confuses people" and totally cool
black pants that i bought for $7 at a thrift store and are REVERSIBLE!!

fave kiddie book: the Princess Bride. Or Man of Many Faces, but that's a manga.

cartoon you relate to: i watch so many cartoons...yet i'm not sure...i could be Utako from MoMF, but that's a manga...not even animated...pretteh piccies though...

anything else: have discussions on religions is the coolest hobby ever, thank you very much.

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[18 Aug 2005|01:41am]

nickname: stomp stomp stomp stomp clap clap pause snare

age you want to be: my physical age

voices in ur head: only my own words

prefered mode of transportation: walking bus dog catbus broomstick

top secret plot to take over the world: cover the coffee shops with eating disorder jokes

imaginary friends: those girls i had relationships with yeah i still talk to them but they dont want to talk to me anymore

craziest thing you have done lately: told a girl crush to reject me when i hit on her and then proceed to hit on her SCORE

song stuck in ur head: i got soul but i'm not a soldier

what you are wearing now: black shirt black pants white socks white shoes

fave kiddie book: where the wild things are

cartoon you relate to: aqua teen hunger force

anything else: so there is this huge powerful spike that booms out of huge cities like new york la tokyo paris etc etc and everything in the world is connected right so this huge spike is flows out in huge waves its like you have 4 people hold the corners of the blanket and someone pulls in the center and drops it and waves roll out towards the edges blanket represents the many cities all over the world and they get hit by the waves in their own time so like places in the middle of kansas never get the word on what is happening because it hasn't reached them yet but theres this teddy bear and theres things that don't work right with the teddy bear because he was on the blanket and he goes flying off into space and lands somewhere off the blanket the teddy bear is like terrified but its ok its ok because he lands on the carpet and everyone leaves the room and then they go off into the house and the house has a million fucking doors and they all have beds and blankets and teddy bears but its this old victorian house and theres this dungeon in the cellar and chained up are more teddy bears and who goes to whip them but robots yes darlings robots who throw up every fucking day and stare in the mirror and complain and say im soooooo fat and they go and whip these teddy bears because they don't fucking like cute things because they hate themselves and the teddy bears are like uuhhhhh wtfmate
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[07 Aug 2005|02:08pm]

[ mood | drained ]

can anyone find a cooler icon for insane_ish?? cuz the crazy frog with the big teeth is just odd. we can vote on them if yall would like?

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[05 Aug 2005|06:44pm]

nickname: Mandipants

age you want to be: fifteen

voices in ur head: Himillsy Dodd and the little boy in "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close"

prefered mode of transportation: a sexy guy magnet disguised as a '92 Mercury Sable

top secret plot to take over the world: I plan on flashing phrases like "obey Mandipants!" and "worship the awesome power that is Mandipants!" during cartoons, subliminally messaging our youth into becoming my minions. I will play it by ear from there.

imaginary friends: My grandmother's box that becomes a bananna at night and, of course, God and Cartman.

craziest thing you have done lately: Had a picnic in our local chain bookstore. Fight the POWER!

song stuck in ur head: "Mary-Anne"

what you are wearing now: Kitty slippers from Japan, flannel pajama pants from Christmas, my blue swim shirt, black nail polish, a yellow bead bracelet from Japan, a watch bought especially not to beep during the AP tests, a silver band from when Kman and I ditched the play, a white gold ring with two diamonds from my seventeenth birthday, a stainless steel claudaugh from Canyonville, a Roman ring with a garnet from the Louvre, a White Hills Gold ring with two amethysts from my thirteenth birthday, two rolling rings from a trip with Yu, a silver bracelet from Christmas, three White Hills Gold earrings, two contacts and a necklace from stonehenge.

fave kiddie book: "The Boy Who Ran For President" and "Juniper"

cartoon you relate to: Angry Beavers

anything else: DO YOU SEE?
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intro thingy [05 Aug 2005|04:56pm]

[ mood | weird ]

nickname: DarkBard0 - but generally ppl call me Shalimar

age you want to be: 57

voices in ur head: always has been, always will be

prefered mode of transportation: spacecraft

top secret plot to take over the world: make it bi sexual

imaginary friends: i keep telling ppl, they rnt imaginary, they're my friends

craziest thing you have done lately: hung upside down at the top of a castle

song stuck in ur head: Baby Doll by NERD

what you are wearing now: pants and a t-shirt with sheep on it from Ireland

fave kiddie book: Fantastic Mr Fox

cartoon you relate to: Ewoks

anything else: i take pinky coloured pills at night

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New-ish [29 Jul 2005|04:38pm]

[ mood | calm ]

I could well be insane, but I surpress my desires >_>

nickname: Tru

age you want to be: 21.. Like now >_>

voices in ur head: Only the Snails, when I see them in the street and they call out to me, their hero, so I rescue them!

prefered mode of transportation: Feet

top secret plot to take over the world: I'm making a forum I hope will be popular. Then I intend to brain wash the members. You'll join cos I'll make you!

imaginary friends: I used to have a best friend called Joe. We would fight the evil Toxic monsters. I think he must have died or something, cos I haven't seen him in years :\

craziest thing you have done lately: Be social. For a introvert like me, thats pretty crazy!

song stuck in ur head: Hopefully not that evil Crazy Frog. I really do hate him, sadly.

what you are wearing now: Clothes.

fave kiddie book: Fungus the Bogeyman! I even have the DVD!

cartoon you relate to: Spongebob Squarepants.. He is my God.

anything else: Nah, I'll let you make something up >_>

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HELLO!!!!! [28 Jul 2005|02:32pm]

[ mood | quixotic ]

nickname: Lily

age you want to be: Um... 16!!!

voices in ur head:

1. Laura, my alter ego, she's basically the opposite of me. She's obnoxious and sane.

2. And her random drunk friends...

prefered mode of transportation:

By SKIPPING!!! WEEE!!!! *gets hit by a fat guy on a moped* NOOOOO!!!!

top secret plot to take over the world:


Me and my spork friends will start a revolt and take over McDonald’s so no one will get their HAPPY MEALS!!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!! *cough*

imaginary friends:

I used to have an imaginary purple hippo best friend but then she moved to PERU!!!!!

craziest thing you have done lately:

Flung a dead rat at my neighbor's dog shouting "FLETCH!!!"

song stuck in ur head:


what you are wearing now:

A T-Shirt and pants.

fave kiddie book:


cartoon you relate to:


anything else:

Favorite Quote of the Year:

Sucide is man's way of telling God,

"You can't fire me, I QUIT!"

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[26 Jul 2005|09:15am]

[ mood | restless ]

update update update ppl. and promote!!! ok lets get a story going. here we go. each person add a line.

once upon a time a miniature leprechaun named bill spiked my glass of orange juice.

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[24 Jul 2005|02:39pm]

[ mood | amused ]

nickname: no nickname :(

age you want to be: 21 cuz then you got all the privilages and none of the wrinkles. kinda goes downhill from there.

voices in ur head: nope. i talk to my toes tho. they are constantly complaining about the strain and all that. gotta put them in their place every once in a while. AND i can wave my pinkie toe by itself :)))

prefered mode of transportation: jetski. woop.

top secret plot to take over the world: well being top secret i am not allowed to divulge the information at the present time. all i can say it it has to do with bananas. and maple syrup.

imaginary friends: my pinkie toe named jeffrey

craziest thing you have done lately: went around hitting ppl with a giant inflatable hammer on the 4th of July

song stuck in ur head: goes something like this na na na na na na na--na na na na na na na--na na na na na na na--NA NA NA NA

what you are wearing now: bright orange tank top and blue gym shorts

fave kiddie book: the lorax

cartoon you relate to: fairly odd parents

anything else: BANANAS

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