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Title: Prepare To Be Boarded (or Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day)
Author: elekanahmen aka Cap'n Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily (First Mate Black Stoli/Jenny Jareau, Governor's Daughter)
Disclaimer - I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet talking like pirates.
Rating: NC-17 (Arrrr? Haha, get it? Rated Arrrrr?)
Warnings: Smut, Offenses Against Grammar, Excessive Pirate Speak, Role Playing, Light S&M, Preggo Sex, Sex Toys, Crack!Fic, Swearing, Pillaging, Rifling, Plundering, Bad Jokes.
Summary: Emily gets kinky for International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Note: September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So in celebration, on and off today, I've been working on this delightful piece of crack. Not crap, crack. All warnings above are applicable, for serious. sofia_lindsay here is your smut, calliopes_muse here is your preggo smut. To everyone else: YARRR ye blaggards! Read it or walk the plank! YARR! (Also, writing this in Word was a trip because it kept trying to correct my grammar. Hahaha)
Reposted for Archiving (Last one i swear)

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