Stolen from mcgarrygirl78 and chandlerina

Challenge:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn your music player on and turn it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

I chose Emily and JJ because I miss them. I haven't neglected them, I just haven't had the inspiration for them. Maybe this will get my juices flowing.

Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Rating: G--NC-17
Warnings: Kinky Office Sex, Angst, Implied Character Death, Adultery
Authors Note: First Person POV indicated in Parenthesis unless third person or intentionally non-specific (ie. you choose who it is)

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Title: La Tortura
Author:elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spanish, Sex, Smut, PWP, Knives (though not used, they are mentioned.)
Summary: Plotless kitchen sex. Yeah. You know you like it. Short, sweet, sexy smut.
Author's Note: THIS IS ENTIRELY grieftogracee 'S FAULT. YES, BEAN, I MEAN YOU. She showed me this Shakira video last night and said "Now, Imagine that's Hotch and Emily." And my mind went all "alksd;lfkgjhsaert?!?!?!?!" And that's where this came from. Love me or leave me, I wrote Shakira inspired Hotchily.  For babyfirefly  as a part of the massive jjcannon  lovefest.

 

 

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Title: Wonderful Child
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily, mentions of past relationships for both.
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: G. Pure, unadulterated Disney sappy fluff.
Summary: Two moments in time, finding solace in the familiar.
Note: Inspired by the Bing Crosby song "You Must Have Been A Beautiful Baby" (also covered by Bugs Bunny =P) which my roommate played for me for the first time yesterday. If y'all haven't noticed, I have a thing for songfics. To lostnfoundcause for nudging me to write it. Also, jessi_08 and gilligankane, my girls need to get well soon

Title: The Drug You Can't Deny
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Dirty, Dirty, Dirty (Dirty-R)
Summary: Garcia and Morgan are tired of watching JJ and Emily tiptoe around each other. Slight songfic for Cobra Starship's "Church of Hot Addiction"
Note: there's nothing more frustrating than coming up with an idea for a smexy songfic while driving the car to what's going to be a two hour photo shoot. It's just not kosher. On the other hand, thank you all for your support on my previous first story, now here's the smex I promised. Also, cmbfs, consider this your first payment ;) (Inspired by the two club-based JJ/Emily stories I've read so far, but with my own twist a'la penelope <3 and, yeah, The Church of Hot Addiction.)
Reposting for Archiving, Apologies for inability to backdate in a comm

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Title: I Think I'm Ready {Songfic}
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily, JJ/Will
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: G. That's right, it's entirely possible for me to write something that's SFW.
Warnings: Fluff. Cute sleeping babies fluff, no joke. There's maybe, maybe, five seconds of angst where Pregnant!JJ angsts over being fat.
Spoilers: Right... 3x20 Lo-Fi, 4x01 Mayhem (at least what i've interpreted from the various teasers)
Summary: Songfic for Katy Perry's song "I Think I'm Ready" JJ decides that she's ready to be loved properly.
Note: I've had this in my head since I got Katy's CD the other day. It screamed JJ/Will-->JJ/Emily to me. And because it's most definitely maekala's birthday, consider this one of your presents. Expect more. ♥ To cyandragonfly for the on the fly paragraph by paragraph beta. Forgive me if there are any missing D's that we missed, my keyboard is having a serious d-dysfunction.

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