Tags: smut

glee // brittana shoulders

Brittany/Santana // Fic // Puck's Date

Title: Puck's Date
Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Word Count: 3,670
Rating: NC-17 (Filth)
Warnings: Spoilers for 1x14 "Hell-o." Some hints of het, including a brief moment of het and implications of het to come. If boyspooge makes you queasy, don't read the end.
Summary: Finn tells Puck about his date with Brittany and Santana. "You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It's, like, the best deal ever." Puck wants in. Puck wants more. And he's willing to pay.
Authors Note: This is the first thing I've really written in over a year and I never intended for anyone but my love lavidacobra to see it, but she told me to post it. I wrote it when we had no internet and more or less forgot about it until just now... so here it is. A filthy little number inspired by the "Hell-o" episode. Also, for once in my fic-writing life, living in Ohio has come in handy. Ohai-o!

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

Fic // JJ/Emily // 10 Drabbles Challenge

Stolen from mcgarrygirl78 and chandlerina

Challenge:
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn your music player on and turn it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

I chose Emily and JJ because I miss them. I haven't neglected them, I just haven't had the inspiration for them. Maybe this will get my juices flowing.

Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Rating: G--NC-17
Warnings: Kinky Office Sex, Angst, Implied Character Death, Adultery
Authors Note: First Person POV indicated in Parenthesis unless third person or intentionally non-specific (ie. you choose who it is)

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

Jordan/Emily // Fic // Secret Santa

Title: Secret Santa
Author:</a></b></a>elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Jordan/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Femslash, Smut, Smoking and Jazz Interpretations
Summary: Emily gets Jordan in the Secret Santa Exchange and everything changes
Author's Note: For mcgarrygirl78 for the RP that turned into this and indulging me in my Jordan/Emily desires. For babyfirefly  for being the best girlfriend ever, happy anniversary, baby. To everyone else: See? Me still writey femslashy! :D Enjoy a little Criminal Minds smut this holiday and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Yule, Happy Solstice, Happy Kwanzaa and Happy Festivus! I love you all. Let me know what you think.   ♥ Jax

 

SSA Emily Prentiss sat in the roundtable room, chin resting in her open palm, watching her teammates tear into their Christmas presents like children on Christmas day. She’d already opened hers, a signed hardcover copy of Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta. She knew that Garcia had snuck off while they were at a comic book convention in Baltimore the week before. She smiled to herself. Garcia knew her taste. She watched Jordan pick up the rectangular box with her name on it, tearing open the paper gingerly, raising an eyebrow at the jewelry box. Jordan opened the box pulling the layer of cotton fluff back, smiling widely.

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

Hotch/Emily // Fic // La Tortura

Title: La Tortura
Author:elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spanish, Sex, Smut, PWP, Knives (though not used, they are mentioned.)
Summary: Plotless kitchen sex. Yeah. You know you like it. Short, sweet, sexy smut.
Author's Note: THIS IS ENTIRELY grieftogracee 'S FAULT. YES, BEAN, I MEAN YOU. She showed me this Shakira video last night and said "Now, Imagine that's Hotch and Emily." And my mind went all "alksd;lfkgjhsaert?!?!?!?!" And that's where this came from. Love me or leave me, I wrote Shakira inspired Hotchily.  For babyfirefly  as a part of the massive jjcannon  lovefest.


 

 

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

Hotch/Emily // Fic // 2000 Miles (3/3)

Title: 2000 Miles (3/3) {Complete}
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily (IKR???!)
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. Title isn't mine either, it's a Christmas song.
Rating: NC-17/Adult
Warnings: Het (yes, from me, that is a warning,) Body piercings, tattoos and smoking. Emily is secretly a heterosexual bad girl. Rawr.
Summary: Hotch's ear problem is bothering him after an explosion in the field. Emily takes it upon herself to get him back to Quantico safely and Shenanigans ensue.
Prompt: hotch_prentiss December Challenge Phrase: "Road Trip"
Author's Note: Okay, so I admit it. I've been reading Hotchily. Beyond that, I've been co-writing it with babyfirefly... And, well, mcgarrygirl78 too... And so I joined hotch_prentiss and in the recently posted Challenge list, mcgarrygirl78 made a very poorly disguised jab at the fact that while I'd co-authored no fewer than four chapters and one short, I've yet to write some Hotchily of my own. So here I am, traitor to all things JJ/Emily... writing a three-part, role-play based Hotch/Prentiss fic... co-written by mcgarrygirl78 my digital muse and encouraged heavily by babyfirefly my irl muse and girlfriend. OH yeah, and hopskotch_hotch, you didn't help anything either by being blindingly fabulous.
AN 2: Broken into 3 parts because it came from nearly four hour aim/text based RP with mcgarrygirl78 which with my wordiness, the final 1/3 of it is about 2.9k words.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

 

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wicked//gelphie bodies

JJ/Emily // Fic // A Very Wicked Halloween

Title: A Very Wicked Halloween
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds, somewhat Wicked
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Smut, Halloween Costume Sex
Summary: Emily's Nerdgeekery leads to JJ begrudgingly dressing up as Glinda while Emily goes as Elphaba for Halloween at work. Established relationship/marriage, based on "Wives & Conventions"
Note: For babyfirefly who begged me to write this after our date at Wicked, for calliopes_muse for the discussion I recall us having about this and her encouragement, for sofia_lindsay even though she doesn't like Wicked, I based the story on her piece "Wives & Conventions" in her universe and following the events of said story.
Note 2: This was SUPPOSED to be for Emily Prentiss Appreciation Day but I've had a busy week (mostly because I keep going down to LA to babyfirefly but I figured I ought to at LEAST post it for Halloween.
Note 3:   I   don't know if my cuts are working right now. If not i'll fix it.


 

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people // aj // corset

JJ/Emily // Fic // Control

Title: Control
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Ehhh... PWP, Sex, Smut, Light Bondage/S&M
Summary: A month and a half after giving birth to their son, JJ is feeling a little neglected--and she does something about it.
Note: For sofia_lindsay, as penance for threatening with calliopes_muse to tie her up and take pictures. More or less un-beta'd because I sent it to darkbardzero for a beta and as a result killed her. Oops? Also, on a serious note, gilligankane, I really, really, really hope everything goes well today. I'll be waiting to hear from you.


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cm // em strut

JJ/Emily // Fic // The Hostage Situation

Title: The Hostage Situation
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Food-laced-sex, SMUT (don't read this at school, kids). Cracky, fluffy, smutty sex. Little plot.
Summary: Emily finds herself looking down a rather unexpected barrel.
Note: Fic #2 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. sofia_lindsay, I will never look at a bottle of Hershey's Syrup or tile floors the same way. And for that, I salute you, oh Queen of Smut.
Prompt: Smut/NC17 (of course), Chocolate sauce is involved.

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

JJ/Emily // Fic // Revenge is a Dish Best Served Hot

Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served hot
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Excessive abuse of the word fuck, body shots, frottage ;), smut
Summary: Emily plans revenge when her mother sets her up on a date with her secretary's son.
Note: Fic #1 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, aka the "I'm bored, give me a prompt" challenge on my lj. xiotonks I hope this makes up for the depression I've set you into. gilligankane, maekala, tranqui -- thank you three for being my research bitches.
Prompt: Emily's first gay bar, NC-17, Smut

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

JJ/Emily // Crack!Fic // Prepare To Be Boarded

Title: Prepare To Be Boarded (or Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day)
Author: elekanahmen aka Cap'n Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily (First Mate Black Stoli/Jenny Jareau, Governor's Daughter)
Disclaimer - I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet talking like pirates.
Rating: NC-17 (Arrrr? Haha, get it? Rated Arrrrr?)
Warnings: Smut, Offenses Against Grammar, Excessive Pirate Speak, Role Playing, Light S&M, Preggo Sex, Sex Toys, Crack!Fic, Swearing, Pillaging, Rifling, Plundering, Bad Jokes.
Summary: Emily gets kinky for International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Note: September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So in celebration, on and off today, I've been working on this delightful piece of crack. Not crap, crack. All warnings above are applicable, for serious. sofia_lindsay here is your smut, calliopes_muse here is your preggo smut. To everyone else: YARRR ye blaggards! Read it or walk the plank! YARR! (Also, writing this in Word was a trip because it kept trying to correct my grammar. Hahaha)
Reposted for Archiving (Last one i swear)

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