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Title: B is for Butterfly
Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Word Count: 923
Rating: PG for mild swearing
Warnings: Fluff. You could put this on white bread with peanut butter and make a delicious treat. Minor angst, as well.
Summary: Santana takes it upon herself to be Brittany's protector but never thought that she might be hurting her all along.
Author's Note: Inspired by conversation between Brittany and Santana in an RP that I belong to.

Santana Lopez had a weakness for butterfliesCollapse )

Brittany/Santana // Fic // Puck's Date

Title: Puck's Date
Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Word Count: 3,670
Rating: NC-17 (Filth)
Warnings: Spoilers for 1x14 "Hell-o." Some hints of het, including a brief moment of het and implications of het to come. If boyspooge makes you queasy, don't read the end.
Summary: Finn tells Puck about his date with Brittany and Santana. "You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It's, like, the best deal ever." Puck wants in. Puck wants more. And he's willing to pay.
Authors Note: This is the first thing I've really written in over a year and I never intended for anyone but my love lavidacobra to see it, but she told me to post it. I wrote it when we had no internet and more or less forgot about it until just now... so here it is. A filthy little number inspired by the "Hell-o" episode. Also, for once in my fic-writing life, living in Ohio has come in handy. Ohai-o!

'There was definitely more there than Cheerio BFFs going on and he was determined to get something out of knowing that.'Collapse )
Title: Prepare To Be Boarded (or Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day)
Author: elekanahmen aka Cap'n Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily (First Mate Black Stoli/Jenny Jareau, Governor's Daughter)
Disclaimer - I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet talking like pirates.
Rating: NC-17 (Arrrr? Haha, get it? Rated Arrrrr?)
Warnings: Smut, Offenses Against Grammar, Excessive Pirate Speak, Role Playing, Light S&M, Preggo Sex, Sex Toys, Crack!Fic, Swearing, Pillaging, Rifling, Plundering, Bad Jokes.
Summary: Emily gets kinky for International Talk Like A Pirate Day
Note: September 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So in celebration, on and off today, I've been working on this delightful piece of crack. Not crap, crack. All warnings above are applicable, for serious. sofia_lindsay here is your smut, calliopes_muse here is your preggo smut. To everyone else: YARRR ye blaggards! Read it or walk the plank! YARR! (Also, writing this in Word was a trip because it kept trying to correct my grammar. Hahaha)
Reposted for Archiving (Last one i swear)

This mission be not for the faint o’ heart, but avast, me harties, ‘tis an adventure you’ll nay soon forget.Collapse )
Title: Laundry Day is A Very Dangerous Day
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fluff 'n' Smutter. If you can't handle either (you angsty things, you) don't read it.
Summary: JJ discovers that Emily doesn't know how to do her own laundry.
Note: Inspired by actual events (a girl learning how to do laundry despite being twenty-something) while at the laundromat with my roommate. The smut was her idea, I was just going to write fluff. To gilligankane because if she hadn't kept pestering me for this, I probably wouldn't have finished it.
Reposted for Archiving, i really tried to backdate i'm so sorry >.<;;

'Baby, please tell me you’ve washed something...'Collapse )
Title: The Consequences of Falling
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily, JJ/Will
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: R, for brief non-graphic sex (sorry girls)
Summary: Moments in time outside a New Orleans Church
Note: Inspired by the KD Lang song. Because what kind of lesbian would I be... A very, very happy birthday to gilligankane. May this be one present of many today and forever. To everyone else (maekala, lena_fan, jessi_08, sofia_lindsay and everyone else who has been my cheerleader in my CM fics. And yes, I kept an airline issue barf bag next to the computer while writing the JJ/Will.
Reposting for Archiving (I'm sorry!!!!!!!! Backdating Fail!!!)

She didn’t choose this. It all just fell in her lap almost two years ago.Collapse )
Title: Chaverot*
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds/NCIS Crossover
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: PG
Summary: A Profile indicating that an Unsub is a Naval officer brings the BAU to NCIS, reuniting old friends and mixed signals cause some jealousy. Takes place in an unknown pocket of time after CM 3x09 and before the finales of both shows because I don't know who's dying in what or where, nor do I want to *Plugs ears* lalala I can't hear you!
Note: After a very animated conversation with my mother about the prospect of an NCIS/CM crossover episode set, I had so many ideas that ended up metamorphosing in my mind, clearly, while I was doing my dishes. And when inspiration strikes... I'm quite possibly fudging a couple ages to make Ziva and Emily close enough in age for this to work. Seeing as the actresses portraying them are ten or so years apart, I'm being generous making them four to six years apart. To soporificeffect for my translations and hebrew/english beta! Shalom. To maekala for all the other foreign languages ;). To sofia_lindsay for the beta! And to lena_fan gilligankane jessi_08 and everyone else who has encouraged me. This fandom has got to be one of the best, if not the best, that I've ever written for. You're all SO supportive. To blienky27 for your suggestions as well!

Ziva stood, walking over to Emily, her eyes curious as she spoke carefully in Hebrew, 'Emily? Is that really you?'Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // The Morning After

Title: The Morning After
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: PG
Summary: Emily wakes up in an unfamiliar bed after a night of drunken god-knows-what with a strange woman.
Note: My friend Lina and I discussed the possibilities of a Grey's Anatomy Episode 1-esque one night stand/first day of work morning-after irony... and who it would work best with (She ships Morgan/Reid) and we decided that It would be best for JJ/Emily. Well, then I read gilligankane's Icon-to-Fic story "Odds" and fell over because, well, what are the odds? So after some discussion with the goddess of thesauri gilligankane I promised her that I would do my rendition and so here it is. I don't think it's that great, but it was fun. I blame her for stealing my words from me and making me all tongue-tied-y. This is for you, gilligankane.
Reposting for Archive, please don't kill me

Emily watched as the door opened, bracing for the blonde to be stunningly less attractive without four beers, three shots, and two irish car bombs in her.Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // Admission

Title: Admission
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily, mentions of past relationships for both.
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Fluff (PG)
Summary: Emily and JJ share college memories and admit to a few secrets.
Note: Takes place immediately after 3x01 {Doubt} Inspired by JJ's comment while walking on campus that all she could remember of college was "trying to figure out who I was." And goodness knows, that comment can be taken so many ways. Thanks to lena_fan for the birthday wishes, jessie_08 for the late nights of jemily goodness and the beta, and cmbfs -- this technically doesn't count as payment because there isn't even implication of smut, but it's still Jemily, ne? =D And to everyone else for welcoming me and my crazy babble crack stories to the fandom so warmly.
Reposting for Archiving, sorry for my inability to backdate in the comm

The comment sat at the back of Emily's mind, nagging at her like a bad hangnail, wondering if maybe JJ was figuring herself out in the same way that Emily had...Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // Skivvies

Title: Skivvies
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Light R
Summary: JJ likes what Emily's wearing underneath it all.
Note: Inspired by this particularly delicious and distracting youtube video clip of Paget in Huff in her skivs. Also, I have no idea how one gets into the FBI, so I'm going entirely out of left field here. Forgive me if my details on the unsub are a little off. cmbfs here's payment 2; thanks to jessi_08 for the beta.
Reposting for Archiving, Apologies for my inability to backdate in a comm.

Nothing like watching a girl in a thousand dollar dress chase down an Unsub with her gun out, is there, Jayj? Jayj?Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // The Drug You Can't Deny

Title: The Drug You Can't Deny
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Dirty, Dirty, Dirty (Dirty-R)
Summary: Garcia and Morgan are tired of watching JJ and Emily tiptoe around each other. Slight songfic for Cobra Starship's "Church of Hot Addiction"
Note: there's nothing more frustrating than coming up with an idea for a smexy songfic while driving the car to what's going to be a two hour photo shoot. It's just not kosher. On the other hand, thank you all for your support on my previous first story, now here's the smex I promised. Also, cmbfs, consider this your first payment ;) (Inspired by the two club-based JJ/Emily stories I've read so far, but with my own twist a'la penelope <3 and, yeah, The Church of Hot Addiction.)
Reposting for Archiving, Apologies for inability to backdate in a comm

'Babygirl, you sure this is gonna work?' 'Sweet thang, if this doesn't work, they're not human.Collapse )

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