Jax: Fics 'n' Shit...

Title: Thunder
Author: Jax/elekanahmen 
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Garcia/Prentiss
Word Count: 514 (i know, just longer than drabble technically)
Rating: PG (Language hits a shit at worst)
Warnings: if the mention of bisque dolls makes you squeamish, avoid. Spoilers to "Penelope"
Summary: "Thunder" Garcia faces her fears. (AU without Kevin as I <3 Kevin)
Authors Note: The first of my multi-pairing drabble table. Thanks to severity_softly  for holding my hand and encouraging me to give Garcia some lovin'. This one's for you sev.

 

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I've never often been one for drabbles, but I've written a few and I've had fun with them. I've also been having a lot of fun reading various and sundry different pairings (most of which I've been introduced to by mcgarrygirl78, severity_softly and innerslytherin.) So I saw the other day that gilligankane posted her CM Drabble table for JJ/Em and I thought... yano, how fun would it be to do a single table of mixed cm fics? Slash, femslash, het, any pairing that I can imagine, maybe some solo shots, some threesomes, some kink...

I actually feel inspired to do this SO before I change my mind (or forget) here's the table that will serve as a linkback for all of my stories. Each linkback will go to the TOP of the header, so you will never be thrown into a story without knowing who/what/where/when/why/how and also each story will be posted behind a cut in its own post or in a group post so that you can navigate through the list.

So without further ado:

001. Beginnings	021. Friends	041. Shapes	061. Winter	081. How
002. Ends	022. Enemies	042. Triangle	062. Spring	082. If
003. Middles	023. Lovers	043. Circle	063. Summer	083. And
004. Insides	024. Family	044. Square	064. Fall	084. He
005. Outsides	025. Strangers	045. Moon	065. Passing	085. She
006. Hours	026. Teammates	046. Star	066. Rain	086. Choices
007. Weeks	027. Parents	047. Heart	067. Snow	087. Life
008. Days	028. Children	048. Diamond	068. Lightning	088. School
009. Months	029. Birth	049. Club	069. Thunder	089. Work
010. Years	030. Death	050. Spade	070. Storm	090. Home
011. Red	031. Sunrise	051. Water	071. Broken	091. Birthday
012. Orange	032. Sunset	052. Fire	072. Fixed	092. Christmas
013. Yellow	033. Too Much	053. Earth	073. Light	093. Thanksgiving
014. Green	034. Not Enough	054. Air	074. Dark	094. Independence
015. Blue	035. Sixth Sense	055. Spirit	075. Shade	095. New Year
016. Purple	036. Smell	056. Breakfast	076. Who?	096. Writer's Choice
017. Brown	037. Sight	057. Lunch	077. What?	097. Writer's Choice
018. Black	038. Touch	058. Dinner	078. When?	098. Writer's Choice
019. White	039. Taste	059. Food	079. Where?	099. Writer's Choice
020. Colorless	040. Sound	060. Drink	080. Why?	100. Writer's Choice

Also, I've decided that unless I'm asked to post somewhere with my stories, I'm not going to post them in communities... It's tiring and repetitive and more often than not it's met with community snobbery and I just don't have fun posting in comms... so if you are in a comm and you want me to put my stories up there, just let me know. I know that sounds snobby, but I'm just tired of community BS and getting catty bullshit about tags or headers... whatever. Anyway, point... fics are going to be posted here unless otherwise prompted.

Now, I'm off to go write a couple of those drabbles, eh?

The voting at the CMFFAs have closed and the votes have been tabulated and thanks to you guys I was blessed with five awards, one first place and four in a scattering of other placements, so here you go, my awards:



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Thank you to everyone who came by and actually read my work and voted for me, and congrats to everyone who was nominated and everyone who won/placed. You guys really do make this one of the most awesome fandoms ever.

Title: Secret Santa
Author:</a></b></a>elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Jordan/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Femslash, Smut, Smoking and Jazz Interpretations
Summary: Emily gets Jordan in the Secret Santa Exchange and everything changes
Author's Note: For mcgarrygirl78 for the RP that turned into this and indulging me in my Jordan/Emily desires. For babyfirefly  for being the best girlfriend ever, happy anniversary, baby. To everyone else: See? Me still writey femslashy! :D Enjoy a little Criminal Minds smut this holiday and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Yule, Happy Solstice, Happy Kwanzaa and Happy Festivus! I love you all. Let me know what you think.   ♥ Jax

 

SSA Emily Prentiss sat in the roundtable room, chin resting in her open palm, watching her teammates tear into their Christmas presents like children on Christmas day. She’d already opened hers, a signed hardcover copy of Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta. She knew that Garcia had snuck off while they were at a comic book convention in Baltimore the week before. She smiled to herself. Garcia knew her taste. She watched Jordan pick up the rectangular box with her name on it, tearing open the paper gingerly, raising an eyebrow at the jewelry box. Jordan opened the box pulling the layer of cotton fluff back, smiling widely.

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Title: La Tortura
Author:elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spanish, Sex, Smut, PWP, Knives (though not used, they are mentioned.)
Summary: Plotless kitchen sex. Yeah. You know you like it. Short, sweet, sexy smut.
Author's Note: THIS IS ENTIRELY grieftogracee 'S FAULT. YES, BEAN, I MEAN YOU. She showed me this Shakira video last night and said "Now, Imagine that's Hotch and Emily." And my mind went all "alksd;lfkgjhsaert?!?!?!?!" And that's where this came from. Love me or leave me, I wrote Shakira inspired Hotchily.  For babyfirefly  as a part of the massive jjcannon  lovefest.

 

 

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Title: The Liar, The Bitch and The Crime Scene
Author:elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. 
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Puking (i know some people are squeamish), swearing, crime scene talk
Summary: Sequel/Companion to 2000 Miles. At a crime scene in another city, Hotch begins to sense that Emily is keeping a secret from him.
Author's Note: Written from an RP with mcgarrygirl78 , the companion to 2,000 miles... I would call it a sequel but i hate that word. Anyway... Enjoy my fine furry friends :) Oh, and PS, if any of you are wondering where this came from, I reference this strip (click after reading to avoid story spoilers) from my favorite webcomic, Girls with Slingshots by Danielle Corsetto.

 

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Title: 2000 Miles (3/3) {Complete}
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily (IKR???!)
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. Title isn't mine either, it's a Christmas song.
Rating: NC-17/Adult
Warnings: Het (yes, from me, that is a warning,) Body piercings, tattoos and smoking. Emily is secretly a heterosexual bad girl. Rawr.
Summary: Hotch's ear problem is bothering him after an explosion in the field. Emily takes it upon herself to get him back to Quantico safely and Shenanigans ensue.
Prompt: hotch_prentiss December Challenge Phrase: "Road Trip"
Author's Note: Okay, so I admit it. I've been reading Hotchily. Beyond that, I've been co-writing it with babyfirefly... And, well, mcgarrygirl78 too... And so I joined hotch_prentiss and in the recently posted Challenge list, mcgarrygirl78 made a very poorly disguised jab at the fact that while I'd co-authored no fewer than four chapters and one short, I've yet to write some Hotchily of my own. So here I am, traitor to all things JJ/Emily... writing a three-part, role-play based Hotch/Prentiss fic... co-written by mcgarrygirl78 my digital muse and encouraged heavily by babyfirefly my irl muse and girlfriend. OH yeah, and hopskotch_hotch, you didn't help anything either by being blindingly fabulous.
AN 2: Broken into 3 parts because it came from nearly four hour aim/text based RP with mcgarrygirl78 which with my wordiness, the final 1/3 of it is about 2.9k words.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

 

 

 

Title: 2000 Miles (2/3)
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily (IKR???!)
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. Title isn't mine either, it's a Christmas song.
Rating: R (for now)
Warnings: Het (yes, from me, that is a warning,) Body piercings, tattoos and smoking. Emily is secretly a heterosexual bad girl. Rawr.
Summary: Hotch's ear problem is bothering him after an explosion in the field. Emily takes it upon herself to get him back to Quantico safely and Shenanigans ensue.
Prompt: hotch_prentiss December Challenge Phrase: "Road Trip"
Author's Note: Okay, so I admit it. I've been reading Hotchily. Beyond that, I've been co-writing it with babyfirefly... And, well, mcgarrygirl78 too... And so I joined hotch_prentiss and in the recently posted Challenge list, mcgarrygirl78 made a very poorly disguised jab at the fact that while I'd co-authored no fewer than four chapters and one short, I've yet to write some Hotchily of my own. So here I am, traitor to all things JJ/Emily... writing a three-part, role-play based Hotch/Prentiss fic... co-written by mcgarrygirl78 my digital muse and encouraged heavily by babyfirefly my irl muse and girlfriend. OH yeah, and hopskotch_hotch, you didn't help anything either by being blindingly fabulous.
AN 2: Broken into 3 parts because it came from nearly four hour aim/text based RP with mcgarrygirl78 which with my wordiness, the second 1/3 of it is about 2.5k words.

Chapter 1

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Title: 2000 Miles (1/3)
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily (IKR???!)
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. Title isn't mine either, it's a Christmas song.
Rating: R (for now)
Warnings: Het (yes, from me, that is a warning,) Body piercings, tattoos and smoking. Emily is secretly a heterosexual bad girl. Rawr.
Summary: Hotch's ear problem is bothering him after an explosion in the field. Emily takes it upon herself to get him back to Quantico safely and Shenanigans ensue.
Prompt: hotch_prentiss December Challenge Phrase: "Road Trip"
Author's Note: Okay, so I admit it. I've been reading Hotchily. Beyond that, I've been co-writing it with babyfirefly... And, well, mcgarrygirl78 too... And so I joined hotch_prentiss and in the recently posted Challenge list, mcgarrygirl78 made a very poorly disguised jab at the fact that while I'd co-authored no fewer than four chapters and one short, I've yet to write some Hotchily of my own. So here I am, traitor to all things JJ/Emily... writing a three-part, role-play based Hotch/Prentiss fic... co-written by mcgarrygirl78 my digital muse and encouraged heavily by babyfirefly my irl muse and girlfriend. OH yeah, and hopskotch_hotch, you didn't help anything either by being blindingly fabulous.
AN 2: Broken into 3 parts because it came from nearly four hour aim/text based RP with mcgarrygirl78 which with my wordiness, the first 1/3 of it is already nearly 3k words. I know people who wrote less in a day for NaNoWriMo...


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Title: Of Mothers and Whiskey
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: As the title implies, there's alcohol consumption aplenty.
Summary: Emily has the team over for Thanksgiving and an unexpected visitor turns her world upside-down.
Author's Note: This takes place in the W-W-W? Universe, translation: Will? Who's Will? (Will doesn't exist here). This is fic #6 in the "All Your Bunnies Are Belong To ME" Challenge, tranqui wanted CM: JJ/Emily, Ambassador Prentiss outs Emily to the team and betrays her prediliction for blondes, Crack/Humor, PG-13. We discussed it and decided there's no time like Thanksgiving to get Elizabitch Prentiss drunk. Happy belated Thanksgiving, Americans... Happy watch dysfunctional families time, everyone else. Special thanks to babyfirefly for being my most amazing gf ever, pina_spence for Alcoholic Beverage Reference time, lostnfoundcause for the spectacular last minute beta of win and awesome. Sorry it's so sporadic, me writing lately. A combination of suddenly having a life *points at JJ*, having school and having responsibilities has left my fic writing well rather dry. I'll be trying to write more over Christmas, no promises, but there IS a fic that I wrote for the exchange at cm_exchange that my beta mcgarrygirl78 says is freaking awesome and hot and amazing, so take her word for it. Not saying anything else about it because it could be for one of you! O.o

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