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Title: Laundry Day is A Very Dangerous Day
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Fluff 'n' Smutter. If you can't handle either (you angsty things, you) don't read it.
Summary: JJ discovers that Emily doesn't know how to do her own laundry.
Note: Inspired by actual events (a girl learning how to do laundry despite being twenty-something) while at the laundromat with my roommate. The smut was her idea, I was just going to write fluff. To gilligankane because if she hadn't kept pestering me for this, I probably wouldn't have finished it.
Reposted for Archiving, i really tried to backdate i'm so sorry >.<;;

'Baby, please tell me you’ve washed something...'Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // Skivvies

Title: Skivvies
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Light R
Summary: JJ likes what Emily's wearing underneath it all.
Note: Inspired by this particularly delicious and distracting youtube video clip of Paget in Huff in her skivs. Also, I have no idea how one gets into the FBI, so I'm going entirely out of left field here. Forgive me if my details on the unsub are a little off. cmbfs here's payment 2; thanks to jessi_08 for the beta.
Reposting for Archiving, Apologies for my inability to backdate in a comm.

Nothing like watching a girl in a thousand dollar dress chase down an Unsub with her gun out, is there, Jayj? Jayj?Collapse )

JJ/Emily // Fic // The Drug You Can't Deny

Title: The Drug You Can't Deny
Author: elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Disclaimer- I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet
Rating: Dirty, Dirty, Dirty (Dirty-R)
Summary: Garcia and Morgan are tired of watching JJ and Emily tiptoe around each other. Slight songfic for Cobra Starship's "Church of Hot Addiction"
Note: there's nothing more frustrating than coming up with an idea for a smexy songfic while driving the car to what's going to be a two hour photo shoot. It's just not kosher. On the other hand, thank you all for your support on my previous first story, now here's the smex I promised. Also, cmbfs, consider this your first payment ;) (Inspired by the two club-based JJ/Emily stories I've read so far, but with my own twist a'la penelope <3 and, yeah, The Church of Hot Addiction.)
Reposting for Archiving, Apologies for inability to backdate in a comm

'Babygirl, you sure this is gonna work?' 'Sweet thang, if this doesn't work, they're not human.Collapse )
Title: What Dreams May Come, sequel to Breaking and Entering.
Pairing: Kristin Chenoweth/Idina Menzel
Rating: NC-17, the only way to go
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: I don't know Kristin Chenoweth or Idina Menzel (though I have met them on a few occasions), They are (to the best of my knowledge) not sleeping together and this probably didn't happen this morning. However, it being a free country, we can dream it as long as we put a pretty disclaimer before it.
Warnings: Girlsex, graphic right from the getgo. I really do mean the getgo. This fic starts off as straight up lesbian sex.
Summary: Idina surprises Kristin for her birthday
Dedications: Only one dedication for right now, and that is to galindafication's mother for being the only crackwhore I've ever seriously considered killing. Writing hot sex lets off the steam from my anger towards her. She really needs to die.

That damn dog needs to not wake me up every morning.Collapse )
Title: Friends Are Friends Until They Have Sex (or 'So Many Things Going Through My Mind') 2/2
Pairing: Idina Menzel/Kristin Chenoweth
Rating: NC-17.
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: If this happened, my life would be complete, if it didn't, then life shall continue as normal. In other words, it's fiction kids. It's all in my mind from here
Summary: Kristin and Idina make their way home after the post Tony party the Wicked cast had at BB Kings, well... make it back to Idina's home, at any rate.
Warnings: Lesbian Sex. Oodles and Poodles of it. Graphic-like.
Dedications: To friendhamster because I hate Gypsy and evol aim for taking you from me *pout*, to blahzay for, again, the late night chats ^_- , to galindafication for being my icon beta, take out the watermarkBUTDONTTOUCHTHENIPPLE.
Note: The new Strawberries icon is free for you all to use, however, if i see you not crediting, you'll recieve a sound lashing. And not the good kind. (See Ch. 18 for said icon. The icon on this post is for use by galindafication and me ONLY) So so so so sorry this has taken me absolutely forever to write, but doesnt a chapter of this AND a chapter of strawberries just seem so... ozmopolitain?

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're makin' loveCollapse )

Gelphie // Fic // Strawberries 19/?

Title: Strawberries 19/?
Pairing: Elphaba/Galinda, Elphaba/Fiyero
Rating: R
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: These characters are property of Gregory Maguire, Winnie Holzman, Stephen Schwartz, and all others involved in the book and musical production of Wicked
Warnings: Girlsex, implied hetsex, murder, intrigue, all that good stuff they put in R-rated movies, only ozificated ^_^
Dedications: To everyone who puts up with my shit, my apologies for not being on the last couple of days, my brother screwed up the internet real bad. To friendhamster, my puffball. To deeperinlove for getting an A++ in sharing in Kindergarten. To anthony, as soon as my net gets cleared up, we shall continue our everlasting swap meet. To galindafication for the loverly Tonyfic posted the other day. To avathebrat for getting those pictures from her parents house. To i_kick_puppies for liking the sex, even if you don't get the plot.

This couldn't be right... no, it couldn't be right at all.Collapse )

Gelphie // Fic // Strawberries 18/?

Title: Strawberries (18/?)
Pairing: Elphaba/Glinda, Elphaba/Fiyero, Elphaba/Glinda/Fiyero (crossover Bookverse/Musicalverse)
Rating: NC-17
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: These characters are property of Gregory Maguire, Winnie Holzman, Stephen Schwartz, and all others involved in the book and musical production of Wicked
Notes: Fiyero brings Winkie Beer over, Glinda tries to make Elphaba wear pink again, Elphaba admits a rather embarassing secret, The trio plays truth or dare, and Glinda's dare is the Wickedest of them all. Sorry its so late.
Warnings: Alcohol, EWEWEW Pity/Hetsex (tee hee. Liir has to comes from somewhere), girlsex.
Dedications: To friendhamster for being the Glinda to my Elphaba, to blahzay for the insane insomniac slash hour, to avathebrat lookie, a threesome!, to lady_razzle for being my slash GODDESS, to galindafication for not cutting me, to raining_cloud i grew strawberries while you're away again, to mad_dancer because I miss her and she hasn't been around lately and this makes jackie sad :(, to Stephen Schwartz for taking the phrase "Winkie Beer" (*snort* and all of "Which Way's the Party") out of the show but having it in the San Fransisco run JUST long enough to get on my audio bootleg and amuse the FUCK out of me, To LF Baum and Gregory Maguire for writing so much slash opportunity into their stories ^_^, to the TheraFlu corporation for not making strawberry flavored TheraFlu beacuse good god if they could fuck lemon citrus up this badly, Strawberry may well have killed any and all urge to ever write another chapter, and here's one to the GODS at Jell-O for making strawberry jell-o that takes away the sting of lemon citrus TheraFlu!

Oh C'mon, Elphie, there has to be a REASON you hate pink so much.Collapse )
Title: Friends Are Friends Until They Have Sex (or 'So Many Things Going Through My Mind')
Pairing: Idina Menzel/Kristin Chenoweth
Rating: NC-17.
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: If this happened, my life would be complete, if it didn't, then life shall continue as normal. In other words, it's fiction kids. The only thing that really happened was what we saw on TV at the Tony's, which includes Idina's acceptance speech which I have copied, verbatim, into this story.
Summary: Kristin helps Idina backstage at the Tony's, which leads to a little sumthin' sumthin' but will it be continued after the Wicked party at BB Kings?
Warnings: Sex. Oodles and Poodles of it.
Dedications: To friendhamster for being the best ever <3<3<3. To avathebrat for listening to my inane ramblings today about this story. To softershade for wearing legs on her boots ;-). To the Tony voters for giving Idina the Tony and to Kristin and Idina for bieng... well, Teh Sex (and for Dee's lyrics that I ganked for the secondary title). To galindafication for teh ill sexy strawberries fanart. To blahzay for the latenight chats. To chuckjd for fan!girling over teh cure with me. To Ambrosia Kelley for looking like what would happen if the Diggs' ever got around to having those babies mentioned in 'Minuet.' To the band Lovedrug for their song "Skeleton Jill" from which I took the primary title for this story.

Let's keep this between you, me, and the walls, Kristin.Collapse )

Gelphie // Fic // Strawberries 17/?

Title: Strawberries (17/?)
Pairing: Elphaba/Glinda (crossover Bookverse/Musicalverse)
Rating: NC-17
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: These characters are property of Gregory Maguire, Winnie Holzman, Stephen Schwartz, and all others involved in the book and musical production of Wicked
Notes: Elphaba is amused by Glinda's new title and new taste for ball gowns, Glinda decides to be a saucy minx--again.
Warnings: *shrug* I figure if you've made it this far, you're uncorruptable.
Dedications: to friendhamster for cuddling me when i fell asleep, to mad_dancer for a rockin' solo tonight, to requiemofliving for being Thom Who Hath it Goin' On, to kumbricias_pass for being the BEST NEW WICKED SLASH GROUP EVER founded by me and sara and therefore you ALL MUST GO JOIN IT NOW. hehehe done pimping. Also to anthony for making the best cheno site evurrrr which had this picture of cheno in her dressing room that inspired this scene.

So you're 'Glinda the Good' now huh? More like Glinda the Good in Bed.Collapse )

Gelphie // Fic // Strawberries 16/?

Title: Strawberries (16/?)
Pairing: Elphaba/Glinda (crossover Bookverse/Musicalverse)
Rating: Brief NC-17
Author: elekanahmen
Disclaimer: These characters are property of Gregory Maguire, Winnie Holzman, Stephen Schwartz (as i'm beginning to steal his lyrics), and all others involved in the book and musical production of Wicked
Notes: Elphaba can't avoid Fiyero, Glinda goes Queer Eye.
Warnings: *shrug* I figure if you've made it this far, you're uncorruptable.
Dedications: to friendhamster for being herself. to hanson for making my life on monday. to mad_dancer for all the positive fb, much love (to the stage). to requiemofliving for being my best lurker reader. to x_elle_79 for the super feedback. to avathebrat for the one am phone calls. to everyone else for being awesome. to sontag! to sondheim! to anything taboo! to ginsberg, dylan, cunningham, and cage! lenny bruce! langston hughes! to the stage! to uta! to buddha! pablo neruda! to why dorothy and toto went over the rainbow (to blow off auntie em!) (sorry i couldn't help that, it just slipped out i swear)

You live here? In... this... this... place?Collapse )

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