glee // brittany sadface

Brittany/Santana // Fic // B is for Butterfly

Title: B is for Butterfly
Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Word Count: 923
Rating: PG for mild swearing
Warnings: Fluff. You could put this on white bread with peanut butter and make a delicious treat. Minor angst, as well.
Summary: Santana takes it upon herself to be Brittany's protector but never thought that she might be hurting her all along.
Author's Note: Inspired by conversation between Brittany and Santana in an RP that I belong to.

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glee // brittana shoulders

Brittany/Santana // Fic // Puck's Date

Title: Puck's Date
Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Brittany/Santana
Word Count: 3,670
Rating: NC-17 (Filth)
Warnings: Spoilers for 1x14 "Hell-o." Some hints of het, including a brief moment of het and implications of het to come. If boyspooge makes you queasy, don't read the end.
Summary: Finn tells Puck about his date with Brittany and Santana. "You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It's, like, the best deal ever." Puck wants in. Puck wants more. And he's willing to pay.
Authors Note: This is the first thing I've really written in over a year and I never intended for anyone but my love lavidacobra to see it, but she told me to post it. I wrote it when we had no internet and more or less forgot about it until just now... so here it is. A filthy little number inspired by the "Hell-o" episode. Also, for once in my fic-writing life, living in Ohio has come in handy. Ohai-o!

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glee // brittana sex isn't dating...

I'm still here...

Okay, so... Over a year ago was the last time I wrote. I want to get back to writing now that my life is hopefully starting to fall back into place. Here's what you can expect:

Glee! (Brittana mostly. Maybe some Brittana/Puck, Puck/Quinn {emphasis on MAYBE}, Tina/Artie--possibly some RPS with Naya/Heather but idk, we'll see.)
Criminal Minds! (My usual suspects, I do plan on finishing that damn drabble table, dammit.)

Don't forget my prompt challenge is STILL in effect so if you guys have any new prompts that you want to throw at me, I will start slowly rehabilitating my plot bunnies HERE.

I have a Glee fic that I'm about to post, but Gleeks, help me out, what communities would be friendly to a fic that's MOSTLY Brittana but has Puck involved as the catalyst for the smut, with some brief het at the end. I have a feeling it wouldn't be taken too kindly in a femslash comm but I'm not SURE. It's not graphic on the Puck end but it does... meh, I don't want to spoil it, I'll post it, you read it and tell me where it would fit! Also, I am not in any Glee fic comms, so point me in a direction.

I MISS YOU KIDS. I miss writing my babies. Feels good to be back in the saddle.

{Also, check to see all the crazy shenanigans that have kept me so busy over the last year. Also, I now have a fancy Bachelor of the Arts in Professional Photography. It's shiny... as shiny as a piece of parchment can be.}
people // naya and heather // almost kis

Garcia/Prentiss // Drabble // Thunder

Title: Thunder
Author: Jax/elekanahmen 
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Garcia/Prentiss
Word Count: 514 (i know, just longer than drabble technically)
Rating: PG (Language hits a shit at worst)
Warnings: if the mention of bisque dolls makes you squeamish, avoid. Spoilers to "Penelope"
Summary: "Thunder" Garcia faces her fears. (AU without Kevin as I <3 Kevin)
Authors Note: The first of my multi-pairing drabble table. Thanks to severity_softly  for holding my hand and encouraging me to give Garcia some lovin'. This one's for you sev.


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cm // emily/jordan locker close

A Change of Pace

I've never often been one for drabbles, but I've written a few and I've had fun with them. I've also been having a lot of fun reading various and sundry different pairings (most of which I've been introduced to by mcgarrygirl78, severity_softly and innerslytherin.) So I saw the other day that gilligankane posted her CM Drabble table for JJ/Em and I thought... yano, how fun would it be to do a single table of mixed cm fics? Slash, femslash, het, any pairing that I can imagine, maybe some solo shots, some threesomes, some kink...

I actually feel inspired to do this SO before I change my mind (or forget) here's the table that will serve as a linkback for all of my stories. Each linkback will go to the TOP of the header, so you will never be thrown into a story without knowing who/what/where/when/why/how and also each story will be posted behind a cut in its own post or in a group post so that you can navigate through the list.

So without further ado:

001. Beginnings021. Friends041. Shapes061. Winter081. How
002. Ends022. Enemies042. Triangle062. Spring082. If
003. Middles023. Lovers043. Circle063. Summer083. And
004. Insides024. Family044. Square064. Fall084. He
005. Outsides025. Strangers045. Moon065. Passing085. She
006. Hours026. Teammates046. Star066. Rain086. Choices
007. Weeks027. Parents047. Heart067. Snow087. Life
008. Days028. Children048. Diamond068. Lightning088. School
009. Months029. Birth049. Club069. Thunder089. Work
010. Years030. Death050. Spade070. Storm090. Home
011. Red031. Sunrise051. Water071. Broken091. Birthday
012. Orange032. Sunset052. Fire072. Fixed092. Christmas
013. Yellow033. Too Much053. Earth073. Light093. Thanksgiving
014. Green034. Not Enough054. Air074. Dark094. Independence
015. Blue035. Sixth Sense055. Spirit075. Shade095. New Year
016. Purple036. Smell056. Breakfast076. Who?096. Writer's Choice
017. Brown037. Sight057. Lunch077. What?097. Writer's Choice
018. Black038. Touch058. Dinner078. When?098. Writer's Choice
019. White039. Taste059. Food079. Where?099. Writer's Choice
020. Colorless040. Sound060. Drink080. Why?100. Writer's Choice

Also, I've decided that unless I'm asked to post somewhere with my stories, I'm not going to post them in communities... It's tiring and repetitive and more often than not it's met with community snobbery and I just don't have fun posting in comms... so if you are in a comm and you want me to put my stories up there, just let me know. I know that sounds snobby, but I'm just tired of community BS and getting catty bullshit about tags or headers... whatever. Anyway, point... fics are going to be posted here unless otherwise prompted.

Now, I'm off to go write a couple of those drabbles, eh?

people // naya and heather // almost kis

Thank you, Thank you all!

The voting at the CMFFAs have closed and the votes have been tabulated and thanks to you guys I was blessed with five awards, one first place and four in a scattering of other placements, so here you go, my awards:

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Thank you to everyone who came by and actually read my work and voted for me, and congrats to everyone who was nominated and everyone who won/placed. You guys really do make this one of the most awesome fandoms ever.
people // naya and heather // almost kis

Fic // JJ/Emily // 10 Drabbles Challenge

Stolen from mcgarrygirl78 and chandlerina

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn your music player on and turn it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble/ficlet related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it’s over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

I chose Emily and JJ because I miss them. I haven't neglected them, I just haven't had the inspiration for them. Maybe this will get my juices flowing.

Author: Jax/elekanahmen
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: JJ/Emily
Rating: G--NC-17
Warnings: Kinky Office Sex, Angst, Implied Character Death, Adultery
Authors Note: First Person POV indicated in Parenthesis unless third person or intentionally non-specific (ie. you choose who it is)

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cm // garcia // RAD!

For Your Consideration...

I'm a little overwhelmed right now with the cmfanficawards nominations that were just posted, so I would like to offer, for your consideration, my thirteen nominations:

Best New Author
Best Author Overall
Best Oneshot: "A Very Wicked Halloween"
Best Multi-Chapter: "2000 Miles"
Best Comedy: "Of Mothers and Whisky"
Best Parody: "Prepare To Be Boarded"
Best Het Romance: "La Tortura"
Best Femslash Romance: "Control", "The Gift", "Wonderful Child"
Best Smut/Sex Scene:"The Hostage Situation"
Best Crossover: "Chaverot"
Best Portrayal of a Main Character: (Emily Prentiss) "2000 Miles"

The voting is officially open, the ballot is here... I'm up against some AMAZING authors, some of whom I hold in close regard as some of the best of the best, including a couple of best friends and my girlfriend, so no love lost if you don't vote for me, i swear, i could care less if I win, I got lucky thirteen nominations :)

First and foremost, I wanted to make some recs to you guys on pieces that I personally find AMAZING, and a few authors as well... By and large, I recommend anything by babyfirefly ,mcgarrygirl78 gilligankane severity_softly &innerslytherin (also individually, those two), peacetea2 , aoibhe , hopskotch_hotch , nikkiandnora , sofia_lindsay , darkbardzero , chandlerina , steppenwolf_20 ... and so many more. I'm sorry if I left you out and I love you, there are so many, and personally, I'm not sure who or how to choose, this is insane. I love so many of these authors whether as writers, friends, my girlfriend or otherwise but I wish EVERYONE the best of luck and the clearest of minds while voting. Good luck, everyone!!! Remember everyone, vote, vote carefully and vote fairly--vote for the people/person in your heart and mind who truly deserves it.

x-posted on my lj and _imitatinglife
people // naya and heather // almost kis

Jordan/Emily // Fic // Secret Santa

Title: Secret Santa
Author:</a></b></a>elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Jordan/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Femslash, Smut, Smoking and Jazz Interpretations
Summary: Emily gets Jordan in the Secret Santa Exchange and everything changes
Author's Note: For mcgarrygirl78 for the RP that turned into this and indulging me in my Jordan/Emily desires. For babyfirefly  for being the best girlfriend ever, happy anniversary, baby. To everyone else: See? Me still writey femslashy! :D Enjoy a little Criminal Minds smut this holiday and Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Festive Yule, Happy Solstice, Happy Kwanzaa and Happy Festivus! I love you all. Let me know what you think.   ♥ Jax


SSA Emily Prentiss sat in the roundtable room, chin resting in her open palm, watching her teammates tear into their Christmas presents like children on Christmas day. She’d already opened hers, a signed hardcover copy of Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta. She knew that Garcia had snuck off while they were at a comic book convention in Baltimore the week before. She smiled to herself. Garcia knew her taste. She watched Jordan pick up the rectangular box with her name on it, tearing open the paper gingerly, raising an eyebrow at the jewelry box. Jordan opened the box pulling the layer of cotton fluff back, smiling widely.

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people // naya and heather // almost kis

Hotch/Emily // Fic // La Tortura

Title: La Tortura
Author:elekanahmen aka Jax
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Hotch/Emily
Disclaimer: I don't own them, as they're clearly NOT chained up in my closet. 
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Spanish, Sex, Smut, PWP, Knives (though not used, they are mentioned.)
Summary: Plotless kitchen sex. Yeah. You know you like it. Short, sweet, sexy smut.
Author's Note: THIS IS ENTIRELY grieftogracee 'S FAULT. YES, BEAN, I MEAN YOU. She showed me this Shakira video last night and said "Now, Imagine that's Hotch and Emily." And my mind went all "alksd;lfkgjhsaert?!?!?!?!" And that's where this came from. Love me or leave me, I wrote Shakira inspired Hotchily.  For babyfirefly  as a part of the massive jjcannon  lovefest.



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