"Warning(s): many bad puns, snark and oh yeah, SEX m/m, non con
Word count: 1188
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling.
ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: if youre underage get out.
Summary : two aurors, a tent and the misuse of a spoon. "All in all having Potter glued to his ass like an enflamed carbuncle for four fucking weeks while searching for a rogue dragon had NOT been conductive to Dracos mental stability. "