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Hm. [07 May 2010|02:01pm]

shadowofsergei
So I find ticklish girls really cute. :)
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If only these powers were used for good instead of evil [04 Jan 2010|08:45pm]

bjdill
http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
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A vote against gene manipulation? [31 Dec 2009|05:12pm]

bjdill
http://www.charlesphoenix.com/2009/12/cherpumple-monster-pie-cake-new-test-kitchen-video/

Wow.
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[16 Dec 2009|03:41pm]

bjdill
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This is why I don't use Myyearbook anymore... [16 Aug 2009|12:07pm]

shadowofsergei
[ mood | amused ]

caitlyn dawn:
heyya
[2:57pm] Ninja - Ninja:
yo
[2:58pm] caitlyn dawn:
was it u who wanted to call me?
[2:59pm] Ninja - Ninja:
for the sake of a better conversation than we had last, yes.
[2:59pm] caitlyn dawn:
oo sorri i jus an sooo exhausted
[3:01pm] Ninja - Ninja:
was that what it was?
[3:01pm] caitlyn dawn:
r u mad at me?
yea
[3:02pm] Ninja - Ninja:
No. I'm not mad at you. I don't have a reason to be mad.
[3:02pm] caitlyn dawn:
ok do u wana call me now my family is gone but i can only talk for bout 10 minutes ok?
or 20
[3:03pm] Ninja - Ninja:
you're still grounded, aren't you?
[3:03pm] caitlyn dawn:
yea she yelled at me today n i didnt talk to her at all
i ignored her n she got mad
[3:04pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Hum. That brings up a question.
[3:04pm] caitlyn dawn:
ok ask me
[3:04pm] Ninja - Ninja:
How old are you really?
[3:05pm] caitlyn dawn:
omg my step dad says u live under my roof u follow my rules so im almost 18 in bout 2 months august 20 i swear
[3:06pm] Ninja - Ninja:
so you're still 17? If you are, then why pose as 19? I don't get it.
[3:06pm] caitlyn dawn:
if u dont wana call me ok i dont care i want u 2 but i aint forceing u
[3:08pm] Ninja - Ninja:
I can't right now anyway. I have a prepaid phone and I don't have any minutes.
In any case, you still didn't answer my question...
[3:08pm] caitlyn dawn:
bout da posin of 19?
[3:08pm] Ninja - Ninja:
yes.
[3:09pm] caitlyn dawn:
ok my friend caitlyn thought this thing was suppose to b hers n it was suppose to be mine she jus turned 20
im 17 almost 18 n my name is rielgh blender kholer
[3:10pm] Ninja - Ninja:
wait...so that's not even a picture of you?
[3:11pm] caitlyn dawn:
OMFG IT IS SHE JUS USED HER NAME N BIRRTHDAY N ME N HER DONT KNO HOW TO CHANGE IS I SWEAR
[3:12pm]
IT* I SWEAR u wld neva lie to u
[3:14pm]
do u hate me?
[3:14pm] Ninja - Ninja:
No...I don't hate you. I don't even know you.
[3:15pm] caitlyn dawn:
i knew u were gona say dat
[3:16pm] Ninja - Ninja:
What grade are you in?
[3:16pm] caitlyn dawn:
11th
[3:18pm] Ninja - Ninja:
hum.
[3:18pm] caitlyn dawn:
why r u askin me all dis questions? i didnt try to do anything to u hurt wise i swear i liuv u alot b ut u cant feel da same bout me
[3:19pm] Ninja - Ninja:
I just want to know the truth. That's all.
[3:20pm] caitlyn dawn:
i jus told u da truth
[3:20pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Then answer one more question for me: Why did you start talking to me?
[3:21pm] caitlyn dawn:
cuz i saw ur picture n i jus thought i cld trust u n u wouldnt hurt me like anyone else
[3:22pm] Ninja - Ninja:
It's a two-way street, y'know? Plus, we live it two different world.
*worlds.
[3:23pm]
I can't give you anything more than a friendship. Anything deeper is just a little unreasonable.
[3:24pm] caitlyn dawn:
how? if u dont luv me tell me i dont wana think u do n get hrut
[3:26pm] Ninja - Ninja:
wait...? What?? Who said anything about love?? I don't know you! This is the second time you've ever talked to me! How do you love me??? I don't get it!
[3:26pm] caitlyn dawn:
i said u donttttt jus forget it
[3:26pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Easily. I don't get high school kids these days...
[3:27pm] caitlyn dawn:
y?
[3:29pm] Ninja - Ninja:
I don't see who you can just up and say that you love someone just by looking at his picture...
[3:30pm] caitlyn dawn:
u want to kno da truth?
[3:32pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Yes.
[3:33pm] caitlyn dawn:
i only looked at 2 ppl profile n said i liked them but one died from a car accident
[3:35pm] Ninja - Ninja:
hum.
[3:36pm] caitlyn dawn:
n i jus have a gud feelin bout u but i dont kno i dont wana cry right now but to late ok im gonin to bed
[3:36pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Okay.
[3:36pm] caitlyn dawn:
like u care right?
[3:37pm] Ninja - Ninja:
It's more along the lines of "I still don't get it".
[3:37pm] caitlyn dawn:
right
[3:38pm] Ninja - Ninja:
why did you think that about me?
[3:38pm] caitlyn dawn:
cuz idk i jus like u
[3:42pm]
ok
?
[3:43pm] Ninja - Ninja:
I just find it so hard to believe that someone could just instantly decide that someone is good for them just by looking at his picture and only know superficial information...
[3:45pm] caitlyn dawn:
i dont kno im sorri i ruined ur life
[3:46pm] Ninja - Ninja:
No you didn't. I promise. I know that sounds mean, but you really haven't.
[3:47pm] caitlyn dawn:
yea i did cuz if i didnt ruin it we wldnt b in dis sistuation
[3:48pm] Ninja - Ninja:
That sounds a little conceited when you think about it.
[3:48pm] caitlyn dawn:
i kno but its true
[3:49pm] Ninja - Ninja:
Well, I'm not devastated. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be able to sleep well tonight. I don't feel like crying. I still feel like I can move forward in life.
I think I'm doing okay. lol
Just sayin'.
[3:50pm]
My life isn't ruined. Yours shouldn't be either.
This isn't the end of the world or whatever.
[3:51pm] caitlyn dawn:
gud for u ur lucky after this i bet its goen b hard for me n mine is cuz i got in ur life n yea it is ur neva luv me (cuz u dont kno me)
[3:54pm]
i jus feel like im dying ok im goin bye
[3:55pm] Ninja - Ninja:
I think you need to get a more efficient life than the one you're living.
[3:56pm]
If you're getting this worked up about someone you don't even know.
[3:56pm] caitlyn dawn:
i wna kno u but how ?
[3:56pm] Ninja - Ninja:
what are you hoping to get by knowing me?
[3:57pm] caitlyn dawn:
yea
[3:59pm] Ninja - Ninja:
huh?
[3:59pm] caitlyn dawn:
i do hope ok bye im ogna think wat u said
[4:00pm] Ninja - Ninja:
...
okay then.

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Curiosity kills the cat... [05 Jul 2009|01:33am]

tessie_12
[ mood | blank ]

 How does Hello Kitty give a blow job?


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Palmtrees.... [13 Jun 2009|01:30am]

lovelyranzie
[ mood | quixotic ]




....are cool.

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McDonald huh... [01 Jun 2009|08:09am]

mypocket_liyana

Apparently this is the first on the list when you type "Exciting" in Google image seach...



-_-"

Exciting huh? Making people going obese! Ooo exiting...!
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Public Service Announcement [31 May 2009|10:41am]

random_element
[ mood | accomplished ]

As of yesterday I will never buy another bottle of bottled water, Coka-cola (and its products) and Pepsi (along the same lines as coke). Not only can a single glass of most sodas turn your endocrine system alkaline (the only type of bodily system cancer can grow in), not only do they put fluoride into most bottled waters (and spring waters and filtered waters and mineral waters) one of the only enamel strengthening chemicals that also has the lovely side affect of slowing down synapses in the brain firing so that you think slower, not only do they add aspartame to most of their so called 'diet' drinks (and most things that claim to be sugar free) a chemical originally used as a BIOLOGICAL WEAPON because it turns into formaldehyde the second it hits stomach acid (yes, the stuff so lethal they make you wear those gloves in biology class so it doesn't get on your skin), not only do they use subliminal advertising despite the fact it is illegal, just in non-illegal ways, and continue the disgusting habit of making young people feel like they have to be skinny to the point of unhealthy just to be beautiful (look at models before Sigmund Freud's son took over advertising, they were what we would now classify as grotesquely over weight when they were not fat but muscular, and had that little bit of stomach pudge that is supposed to be normal), BUT they also short change most third-world countries to get their numbers up and get the water they need!

THAT'S RIGHT! COKE, PEPSI AND A COUPLE OTHER WATER COMPANIES OWN MOST OF THE WATER IN THIRD-WORLD COUNTRIES! THEY TAKE IT, PURIFY WHAT THEY CANNOT USE AND THEN SELL IT BACK TO THEM AT INFLATED PRICES! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN ETHIOPIA A BOTTLE OF COLA COST SUBSTANTIALLY LESS THAN A BOTTLE OF PURIFIED WATER? WHY? BECAUSE COKE, WHO ALSO OWNS THE BOTTLED WATER COMPANY WILL NOT CHANGE THE BOTTLES FOR THE WATER TO PLASTIC, AND CONTINUES TO ONLY PRODUCE THE GLASS BOTTLED COKE IN AMERICA. NOT ONLY THAT BUT IN DOING SO THEY ARE GIVING THESE PEOPLE ALL OF THE ABOVE POINTS WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT THEY ARE STEALING THE ONE RESOURCE MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD, OIL AND ALL OTHERS COMBINED!! IN DOING SO THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE LITERALLY DYING EACH AND EVERY DAY BECAUSE THE MAJOR COMPANIES OWN THE ONLY GOOD DRINKING WATER THEY HAVE. AND WHAT COKE AND PEPSI DO NOT OWN WE FIND FIELDS OF FRUITS, ALSO OWNED BY AMERICAN CORPORATIONS. FRUITS THAT NEED COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PURE WATER TO GROW. THEIR NUMBERS ARE TOO MANY TO NAME, AND THEY GROW THIS FOOD IN A COUNTRY WHERE THERE IS A SHORTAGE, USING THE WATER THEY ARE PRAYING FOR, AND THEN SQUEEZING THE JUICES FROM THE FRUITS AND BOTTLING IT, AND SELLING IT WORLDWIDE AND BACK, ONCE AGAIN TO THE PEOPLE WHO CAN HOPE TO AFFORD IT, AT TRIPLE THE PRICE! SOMETIMES EVEN MORE! IT IS AN ABOMINATION! AND ONE THAT WILL NOT STOP UNLESS PEOPLE START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

I'm sure my little lack of sales will not make a difference...but I'm trying to spread the word to make one. So please I PLEAD WITH YOU, STOP BUYING THEIR PRODUCTS, read the labels, and remember that just because something is bottled in one place, doesn't mean it wasn't taken from another.

This has been my public service announcement, and apologize if you end up seeing it in a chain letter, but it's one of my next steps...

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Questions... [22 Jan 2009|12:28am]

random_element
[ mood | cold ]

What makes a man a man? Is it the dreams he has? The things he does? The body he possess?
Is a soul earned, or do we simply have one at birth? Is there a soul at all? If there is, can it be taken?
Can it be bought and sold to be slaughtered by injustice and fear? Can it be shattered like a heart?

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Conversations with a Plant [24 Oct 2008|02:56am]

necromancer4000
I recently planted a sunflower seed. The plant is about five or six inches high now, so I figure I can start talking to it.


Me: Ya know what I like about you? You're not gonna bother me. You'll be the type of friend that'll just let me unload about the day I had or the problems I'm facing. Yeah... I like that about you.


Plant: ...

Me: Yep! And you don't even ask much of me! Well, you don't really ask anything of me. I just water you every now and then.


Plant: ...

Me: About that! How often am I supposed to do that anyway? I mean, I water you and you complain (well, I assume that drooping down is "complaining"). I don't water you, and you complain! Why don't you just let me handle it? I'll tell YOU how much water you need. I'm the human here...

Plant: ...

Me: I went to school! I took biology! I know how to raise a flower! What do YOU know about botany!?

Plant: A WHOLE HELLUVA LOT MORE THAN YOU!!!

Me: ...
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[17 Aug 2008|01:27am]

tessie_12
[ mood | confused ]

How do cars get into the inside of a mall?
Ever wonder when you can win a Ford Explorer or a Toyota Hybrid when you walk through the malls?
How do they get there?? Who drives them in?

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I AM A MAN!!! [22 Jul 2008|02:20am]

necromancer4000
I DESERVE TO HAVE A GODDAMN PENIS!!!!!
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Angels [14 Jul 2008|09:26pm]

random_element
[ mood | bored ]

When birds go to heaven, do they get a second pair of wings? 0.o

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Bizzaro World? [14 Jul 2008|03:16pm]

necromancer4000
Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like everyone hates you for no reason?
You can start off a conversation asking someone how they've been and in no time they're calling you a "stupid son of a bitch"??

I did.
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[07 Jul 2008|09:30pm]

tessie_12
[ mood | Headscratcher ]

Have you or anyone ever asked if you'd ever be friends with yourself?
And would you be?

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[20 Jun 2008|10:16pm]

bjdill
The name's kanockers, vod kanockers.
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[26 May 2008|03:52am]
rozroc
I wish they made candy that tasted like the scent of Pinesol.....
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[26 May 2008|03:51am]
rozroc
Hey all,

There is a comedy out called, “Meet The Mobsters”. It’s pretty funny.

Check out the trailer
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[20 May 2008|04:00am]

vampire_ninja
If you really pay attention to Donald Duck cartoons, you start to realize that someone needs to get that boy some bi-polar disorder medication.
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