« I. The Ministry of Magic henceforth declares no Hogwarts student shall be allowed to practise any sort of Magic unsupervised unless given specific permission to do so by Headmistress Dolores Umbridge.
« II. The Ministry of Magic henceforth declares that the following classes shall be terminated as of today: Defense Against the Dark Arts, Divination and Care of Magical Creatures.
« III. The Ministry of Magic henceforth declares that no spell, charm, potion or otherwise, that may be used in defense against the dark arts shall be taught, practised or otherwise.
« IV. The Ministry of Magic henceforth declares NEWT level exams will no longer include Defense Against the Dark Arts.
« V. The Ministry of Magic henceforth declares the House Cup competition to be cancelled, and Quidditch matches to be cancelled until moderations of teams are made.
Signed, Dolores Umbridge, Headmistress
Cornelius O. Fudge, Minister of Magic
When asked about the new laws, one student replied "I think theyre wonderful, taking off those classes really takes a lot of unecessary stress off, especially having to worry about working with those vicious animals in Care of Magical Creatures..." So it seems another success at improving life for Hogwarts students is awarded to Headmistress Umbridge, bravo!