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[30 Mar 2004|09:47pm]

you know what I hate? streetlights, fuck that shit. I mean, I'm trying to sneak up on people to shib them with my switchblade, and they see me.

I think that's bullshit, gas stations need to go too.

oh... and I like road head, and when John Crayon gives me coke
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gangsta party [16 Feb 2004|01:36am]

[ mood | gangsta ]

now.. yo check it

i beat that g-unit fool in a mother fuckin battle
if they talkin smack we gonna make the ground rattle
postin up on tha wall
makin hoes panties fall
popin g-unit fools with my rubba bouncy balls

they be cryin at my feet and then suckin on my meat
when they girls look at me man you know they wanna creap
5 then 8 then 7 thick hoes..thats just in ten minutes
im keepin playas on their toes
bitch i'll smack you in yo nose
then i'll hit g-unit bitches when i throw dem bows.

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[16 Feb 2004|01:11am]

Now someone has been saying that us pinkXbunnies are done. That Thug Life and G-Unit rule this town. That's bullshit, The pinkXbunnies are the owners of the G-Unit. I think we need to rally up, and represent bia!
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man, sweetarts are zanny and yummy too! [28 Dec 2003|12:17pm]

[ mood | quixotic ]

this community makes me want to staple my intestines to a electric pole, from out of my asshole, and then just start sprinting as hard as i can into the back of a pick up truck with some live pigs. oh...fuck you.

tea anyone?

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Pauly Shore is running for office of my rectum. [26 Dec 2003|09:34am]

i had a black friend once. i used to see him every morning as i got ready for school. he had a magic pen that made cool noises when he wrote with it. there were pages with pictures that he wrote on and my friend sung the neatest songs too! "picture page! picture page!" i miss him. he went away one day, daddy said, after daddy got home early from work and saw my friend on tv. daddy said that all black people were niggers and should die. my daddy is so smart. i hope everyone in this community is white just like Jesus. Praise Jesus. And praise pink bunnies. And by "pink", I mean the color. Not the singer. She dates blacks. totally gross. I'd never date a black person ever. I'd let one do me in the ass, but that's about it. Okay, maybe a couple more than just one.
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[01 Dec 2003|05:39pm]

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[30 Nov 2003|12:59pm]

I wanna give some props to the L-Tittie for representin' at the Dirt Star coffee shop. Also, my mothafuckin fly homies The Crayons busted some phat rhymes. I didn't want to break down my real knowledge, so I hit up some Shot at Sunrise beats, 'cause I don't think John's guitar could have handled Aunt Flow and the Visitors stylee.

That was some fly shit last night ya'll, word.
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[25 Nov 2003|04:50pm]

I heard Alyssa Malicious only takes anal, and only from two guys at once...

is that true? 'cause that's like real hot, especially if that John Baker kid was in on it.
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[21 Nov 2003|03:10pm]

so i went to taco bell in search of a gordita
"what can i getcha" asked this fine senoirita
i said "i'll have a taco and my dick inside your mouf
so drop on your knees bitch and go down south"
the bitch kneeled down, made a run fo my border
he opened up his mouf and i placed my order.

and thats how i met jared...
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did somebody say mcnuts in your mouf? [21 Nov 2003|01:45am]

went to taco bell, there was this hoe there named alyssa
believe me she didnt whispa...
she jumped over the counter
...led me to the bathroom stalls
i gave her what she wanted, a combo number 2, my dick and my balls

im fast food fuckin cuz im low on the funds
fast food fuckin alyssa cuz she likes my meat in her buns.

some bitches feel like a nut
some bitches dont
this bitch like to take it up the butt and down her throat
im fuckin all the bitches in the fast food biz
they all want my balls in they mouf thats just how it is
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[20 Nov 2003|11:06pm]

Yo, this be a shout out to one who really knows how to skrait up be pinXbunnie. That's right, I'm talking Mary Massacre herself, she saw how off the heezy we were, and got up on that shit.

One love girl, you know how to rizzle da shizzle.
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break bread hoe [14 Nov 2003|01:57am]

[ mood | high ]

watchu doin boo? im just smokin the julius

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shake it,don't break it,took yo momma 9 months to make it [12 Nov 2003|03:43pm]

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Don't TRY me, motha fucka!! [12 Nov 2003|03:28am]

Yeah this shieet right here is a for Alyssa fucking Malicious... what's up with you signing off on my ass like that, bizznatch?!?!?? You say you're waking up at 7, but we'll see if I bust a cap in yo' BRAIN (don't wanna ruin that fine ass you got) if you wake up in the mañana. Peace out, fool.

Ashley Arunava Represent!!
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[12 Nov 2003|02:01am]

whats up mutha fuckas?
aint got much to say...
just been rollin on tight whips like every damn day.
fucked some hoes last night, got bout high as a kite
slashed up some some mutha fuckers in a mutha fuckin fight.
They was flossin on PinkXbunnies and our whole fuckin click
had to chase those toddlers down and teach them some shit.

...then they was all up in this good stuff like BLAM BLAM!
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Just thought. [11 Nov 2003|10:43pm]

[ mood | tired ]

Just thought that I'd mention how hardcore I am. I was hardcore enough to never have even heard of this goddamned community and be invited. As part of my nomination speech, I'd like to say that odds are that I hate every goddamned one of you, but I'll pretend to like you to your face. Also I wear loose, baggy pants and shirts that I randomly pull out of my closet and don't color coordinate (partly because I'm color-blind).

I would also like to say that if any of you fuckers have a problem with that, I suggest you shove it up your ass. Any questions? Tough shit. I don't answer questions. I don't even ask them. As a matter of fact, I don't think that I'm even aware of what a question mark is.

Holla at a nigga. Or whatever the fuck you "hep" kids say these days.

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[11 Nov 2003|10:23pm]

kat "CAT"

kaboom "ka-BOOM"
getting shot in the face with a jizz wad

(thank you urbandictionary.com)

i guess this is a motherfuckin' HI HOW RU IM GUD ASL???/ 11...f...MA!!11 KTHXBAI!
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[11 Nov 2003|09:41pm]

yo' kaboooooom i hope you find one of yo' skank ass dumped boys give 'em head and choke and die on their fucking cock. that'll teach you never to sign off on my ass. word.
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[11 Nov 2003|05:13pm]

i need some security tape for my COCK

yo. lethal dick biotch.
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[11 Nov 2003|01:27pm]

yo tindle. you know what? i was gonna start talking shit bout yo skank ass, then i realized i was trippin'...

trippin over yo momma's pants she left on my flo' last night. shiiiiiit
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