Ye Olde Picture Life

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you know what I hate? streetlights, fuck that shit. I mean, I'm trying to sneak up on people to shib them with my switchblade, and they see me.

I think that's bullshit, gas stations need to go too.

oh... and I like road head, and when John Crayon gives me coke

gangsta party

now.. yo check it

i beat that g-unit fool in a mother fuckin battle
if they talkin smack we gonna make the ground rattle
postin up on tha wall
makin hoes panties fall
popin g-unit fools with my rubba bouncy balls

they be cryin at my feet and then suckin on my meat
when they girls look at me man you know they wanna creap
5 then 8 then 7 thick hoes..thats just in ten minutes
im keepin playas on their toes
bitch i'll smack you in yo nose
then i'll hit g-unit bitches when i throw dem bows.
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Ye Olde Picture Life

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Now someone has been saying that us pinkXbunnies are done. That Thug Life and G-Unit rule this town. That's bullshit, The pinkXbunnies are the owners of the G-Unit. I think we need to rally up, and represent bia!
sherman whatever you say

Pauly Shore is running for office of my rectum.

i had a black friend once. i used to see him every morning as i got ready for school. he had a magic pen that made cool noises when he wrote with it. there were pages with pictures that he wrote on and my friend sung the neatest songs too! "picture page! picture page!" i miss him. he went away one day, daddy said, after daddy got home early from work and saw my friend on tv. daddy said that all black people were niggers and should die. my daddy is so smart. i hope everyone in this community is white just like Jesus. Praise Jesus. And praise pink bunnies. And by "pink", I mean the color. Not the singer. She dates blacks. totally gross. I'd never date a black person ever. I'd let one do me in the ass, but that's about it. Okay, maybe a couple more than just one.
Ye Olde Picture Life

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I wanna give some props to the L-Tittie for representin' at the Dirt Star coffee shop. Also, my mothafuckin fly homies The Crayons busted some phat rhymes. I didn't want to break down my real knowledge, so I hit up some Shot at Sunrise beats, 'cause I don't think John's guitar could have handled Aunt Flow and the Visitors stylee.

That was some fly shit last night ya'll, word.

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so i went to taco bell in search of a gordita
"what can i getcha" asked this fine senoirita
i said "i'll have a taco and my dick inside your mouf
so drop on your knees bitch and go down south"
the bitch kneeled down, made a run fo my border
he opened up his mouf and i placed my order.

and thats how i met jared...

did somebody say mcnuts in your mouf?

went to taco bell, there was this hoe there named alyssa
believe me she didnt whispa...
she jumped over the counter
...led me to the bathroom stalls
i gave her what she wanted, a combo number 2, my dick and my balls

im fast food fuckin cuz im low on the funds
fast food fuckin alyssa cuz she likes my meat in her buns.

some bitches feel like a nut
some bitches dont
this bitch like to take it up the butt and down her throat
im fuckin all the bitches in the fast food biz
they all want my balls in they mouf thats just how it is