Mr. Grumpy

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Hey Jesus-Loving Freaks,

It's one thing for you to shove your homophobic garbage in my face, but don't fucking step in front of me and block my way, preventing me from getting on the escalator.
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Wrath.

Dear house.

Please, for the peace of mind and the knowledge that I'm the one that buys the toilet paper could you fucking please not eat my food?

I never indulge in your vegetables, alcohol, cheese, condiments, meats, juices and snack foods. So why o why are you drinking my juice and eating my DOUBLE BRIE CHEESE?!

I found it o so very funny today - because for the very 1st time in a week I felt like making myself my gourmet bagel sandwhich and leapt to the kitchen only to find it gone. I searched for it in both fridges and in fury, the bin to find the crumpled packaging. I am furious. I am dissapointed...

I am tempted to take out all YOUR food out of the fridge and put it in our wheelie bin. Do you think that I am JOKING now?

When I asked you this morning what had happened to my cheese you said you didn't know, but you came home this morning REBECCA and you had yourself a gourmet fry up.. Because it's still in the kitchen sink. I can see the cheese remnants on a plate!

You and your posse' this morning were watching tv, making breakfast and being incredibly loud. So it must have been you, because I don't think the vegans would have a change of heart and eat a milk product. I don't think they'd even drink my water they're so lovely and respectful. When they need to use my nutlex (a vegan butter supplement brand) they ask me.. And it's just fucking butter.

You were warned not to fuck with me, but now I see the game is on..

Watch out.

Claire.

Unsuitable and disposable, dear.

To give you some background info, my partners mother isn't a fan of me but have been unaware as to why exactly that is... I found out why today.

Me: We're going on holiday next year, really looking forward to it. It's been a while since we've been away together. (go me and my attempt to start a convo)
PM: Just be careful, you do know he's only just going to play with you and then throw you away, just like all his other toys. You're the same, don't think you're any different. Im not saying this to hurt you dear. I'm just letting you know to be ready to be put on the porch just like evey other one of your... erm, kind"
Me: (shocked and insulted like you wouldn't believe) my kind?
PM: Yes, well... lets face it, you grew up in a housing commision area, you come from a broken home and so you've missed out on the care and nurturing a normal person would have. You don't suit because he's had what you havent, he needs someone more at his level of maturity. You understand? More of his class in a way, someone who's had the same standard of upbringing.... Im sure you understand dear.
Me: *Explode and walk out of room*

WHAT THE FUCK! did they bring people up this way in the old days or am I just unlucky to the point that I have a freako nazi bitch as my partners mum?
I had a million and one things I could have said to her but all I could do was walk out... GAHH!!






 
Lucky

Top 5 things that shit me - today.

1. Cafe's that close before 3pm. A pox on you. I really wanted a coffee.
2. 'All Natural' jelly snakes - they were a shitload nicer with additives.
3. People who look at my 36 week pregnant belly and say 'Wow! Are you sure there aren't 2 in there?!' No fuckface. Reckon we might have discovered that by now huh? *SMACK*
4. People who give advice on pregnancy/children who have never been pregnant and wouldn't know a child if it bit them on the arse.
5. Buying a frosty cold bottle of coke, opening it, and taking a hearty swig only to realise the fucker is flat.

This post was brought to you by the word 'grump'.
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My Poser Radar Was In OVERDRIVE!!!

Sitting on the bus on the way to Newtown and some fucking gooberfuck cuntwit starts shouting hellos to some emo looking dykeslut on the back seat, and then they talk some shit or whatever, and then the guy asks about what it was she was eating, and then this "gem" of a conversation breaks out...

Male: Yeah, I've been thinking about going vegetarian for ages.

Female: Well, I'm such a picky eater as it is, it's just easier this way.

Male: I had a vegetarian pizza last night.


At this point, I'm thinking "you stupid fucking wanker"; but then...

Female: ME TOO!

AAAGGHGHHHH!!!! YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKING WANKER POSER FUCKWIT COCKSUCKERS!!!! DIE!!!!
venting

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I posted the following in my journal:



I had a couple of questions about my math homework from last week, so this afternoon, I went to the math lab at school to ask a TA my two, quick questions. The TA helped me with my first question, and just as I am about to ask her my second question, another student comes up and interrupts us. It was quite annoying, because the student didn't come and ask the TA if she could help her once she was done with me-that would have been reasonable. Instead, the student attempts to ask the TA a question while the TA is still helping me! WTF? If a student is waiting for a TA's help, it's common courtesy to wait until the TA is done with the student he/she is helping! And usually, if the student who is getting help from a TA is not getting up from the table, packing up their backpack, etc, it probably means that the student has not finished getting help from the TA! And, another sign that the student is not finished with the TA is if the student is still talking to the TA!

Oh, but that's not the end. Oh no.

After I tell the other student that I am not done yet, instead of going away and waiting for her turn, she hovers over me. But that's not the worst part. The question I had for the TA was how to factor a sum of cubes, and as I am trying to figure out the problem, saying the answer out loud, which takes me a bit of time as I'm no math whiz, the fucking hovering cunt is saying the answer, before I get a chance to say it. What the fuck? I don't think I need to describe how fucking irritating, distracting, and rude that was! What the bloody hell? I glare at the cunt, and in a less than polite tone, tell her to be quiet.

What the hell is wrong with people? What the fucking hell?
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leo

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I'm watching the news right now, and there was a story about a person stealing copper wire and getting electrocuted. I have no sympathy for these assholes who break into electrical boxes, etc, steal $20 worth of wire and causing thousands of dollars' worth of damage. They deserve to be electrocuted. Good riddance to those fucktards.