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My current recuring pet HATE

Arrogant  asshole marios with more money in one week on dady's credit card than I'll see in a year, driving cars they don't deserve just like the retarded morons that they are FORCING ME OF THE FUCKING ROAD AGAIN!!!

For gods sake, I was already SPEEDING!!! I wasn't going slow, I was 5 over the fucking limit in a 60 zone in a narrow assed street with cars parked up both sides and barely room for two cars to pass each other in the middle. Just cause I choose to momentarily slow to 60 to let some poor granny in a volvo older than Methuselah get by me from the opposite direction, this tosser decides I'm cramping his oh so greasy style and decides to pass me, pushing me off the road and dangerously close to the cars parked on the side. This is idiotic for many reasons not the least of which is that he was turning left and I was clearly indicating right, meaning that he had to cut me off not once but TWICE on this narrow assed road from hell to be able to make his obviously important and speedy turn at a fast enough pace to produce a suitably noisy and smoky turn, thereby earning the "shexy looksh from awl tha gorguss chickee baybes" that were surely going to fall about the place from no where at this stunning display of penile prowess on wheels.

*takes deep breath*

stupid moronic bad bling wearing greasy cock smoking ass monkey. I sorely hope he gets intimately aquainted with a lamp post when his luck runs out instead of some other poor sap that he was too gloriously "manly" to be patient with on the road.

Meh, he'd probably just run toddlers over with his hotted up wheelchair *mutter fucking mutter*
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OMG IF ONLY!!!!!

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SK's letter to the silver SAAB in traffic today:

Dear Mr SAAB driver talking on your phone,

I don't apologise for what I did to you this morning.
You were talking on your phone.
You were weaving dangerously in and out of traffic to get into the fasterlane.
You didn't indicate.
So next time you would like to go to the city.
Get into the lane that takes you to the city before the divide otherwise you will find, like you did this morning, some female drivers can be arseholes too.

From SK.

PS. I hope you enjoyed your trip across the Harbour Bridge, you didn't appear too happy.

Cross posted in syd_meh
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my day yesterday

I was supposed to be visiting my freaking mother...

I was gonna visit mom. I was packed and everything. Was just about to leave. I went to the super market, leaving the parking lot I slowed for roundabout. Looked thoroughly both ways. Slowed down because I was not sure wether the car on the roundabout was going straight or turning, it came into the roundabout fairly sharply. I catch movement out of the corner of my eye and hit the breaks. Fucktard starts bashing my hood with his shopping and shaking his fist at me. Knowing I nearly hit him, I tell fucktard NOT to walk in front of my car. Fucktard walks BACKWARDS, in front of more moving cars, to yell at me.   Note:  not ONCE did he tell me he was injured or look in any way injured. I am absolutely CERTAIN I did NOT hit him.

20 mins later, I get a call from the cops, need to make a statement about a hit and run I was involved in. I go to the police station.

Apparently I'm a young male P plater in a silver Xtrail (not infact a 30 year old female in a gold pathfinder) who just made eye contact with this fucker, waved him ACROSS THE ROAD, then accellerated!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I go to the cop shop, apparently this wack job is attempting to press charges, claiming work cover for his "badly injured knee" which he was fine on when he was walking backwards in front of more trafic on to abuse me at the roundabout, and he's considering a civil case against me for mental/psychological trauma!!!

I have been told not to leave Melbourne untill I hear back from the police.

OH AND THEY GAVE THIS RETARD MY FUCKING NAME AND PHONE NUMBER!!!! while he was at the police station!!! apparently he needed my details for work cover. Right...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
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Dear Pseudo Intellectual Soapboxing Fuckstain,

Yes, we are in a photography course. Yes, I do understand that you feel elite because you're doing film with a 40 yr old camera which in no way gives technically better quality images. Yes, I understand that you've obviously been overindulged by your upper middle class parents who've no doubt reassured you time and time again that you're the most beautiful, gifted treasure they have ever had the chance to procreate.

Seriously though, if I have to listen to you flexing your well oiled, Arnie huge, ego muscle again I feel I may have to boot you in the clakka and make you realise that despite the fact you have a posse of slathering dogs, who are completely devoid of even one decent personality between them, jeering you on you are still an objectionable little fuck who doesn't know shit about politics, socio-economical issues, the environment, foreign affairs or washing the grease out of your stale-piss orange hair.

Sincerely,

Fatty McSquish.

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This is absolutely fucking retarded. Whoever came up with this shit needs to suck a dick. You're only allowed to download 80GB when using my cable company? What the fuck. Apparently we're exceeding our 80GB download maximum and they're threatening to shut off our internet. Who the fuck...

What the hell is the point in the internet if you can't download shit. Retarded fuckers. >:O

I wish I could have talked to the stupid fuckers, they should tell you this shit before you fucking signing up for their WONDERFUL INTERNET THAT WORKS FOR SHIT MOST OF THE TIME. We pay 80 fucking dollars for this piece of shit that signs me off randomly and only recently stopped going under maintenence for half a fucking day every fucking week.

I hope their families die and a bacteria infests their body and begins rotting off their skin and infecting it to the point that they just start ripping it off. Fuckers.