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Girl next door [12 Mar 2008|09:30pm]

betchblog
Could you fake your orgasms a little quieter - I'm trying to sleep.
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Just Add Water [04 Feb 2008|06:52pm]

spider_kitten
What is it with Sydney drivers?
Are they like Deb?
Just add water = instant arseclown?
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Dear Public Transport Travellers.... [20 Nov 2007|05:57pm]

spastic_messiah
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CLIP YOUR GODDAMNED TOENAILS ON THE FUCKING TRAINS, YOU REPULSIVE COCKSL0RES!

I had a great dirty yellow nail actually stuck in the fibre of my jeans. Fucking sick.
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My current recuring pet HATE [19 Oct 2007|04:30pm]

asheraa
[ mood | irate ]

Arrogant  asshole marios with more money in one week on dady's credit card than I'll see in a year, driving cars they don't deserve just like the retarded morons that they are FORCING ME OF THE FUCKING ROAD AGAIN!!!

For gods sake, I was already SPEEDING!!! I wasn't going slow, I was 5 over the fucking limit in a 60 zone in a narrow assed street with cars parked up both sides and barely room for two cars to pass each other in the middle. Just cause I choose to momentarily slow to 60 to let some poor granny in a volvo older than Methuselah get by me from the opposite direction, this tosser decides I'm cramping his oh so greasy style and decides to pass me, pushing me off the road and dangerously close to the cars parked on the side. This is idiotic for many reasons not the least of which is that he was turning left and I was clearly indicating right, meaning that he had to cut me off not once but TWICE on this narrow assed road from hell to be able to make his obviously important and speedy turn at a fast enough pace to produce a suitably noisy and smoky turn, thereby earning the "shexy looksh from awl tha gorguss chickee baybes" that were surely going to fall about the place from no where at this stunning display of penile prowess on wheels.

*takes deep breath*

stupid moronic bad bling wearing greasy cock smoking ass monkey. I sorely hope he gets intimately aquainted with a lamp post when his luck runs out instead of some other poor sap that he was too gloriously "manly" to be patient with on the road.

Meh, he'd probably just run toddlers over with his hotted up wheelchair *mutter fucking mutter*

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[30 Aug 2007|09:44am]

spider_kitten
OMG IF ONLY!!!!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


SK's letter to the silver SAAB in traffic today:

Dear Mr SAAB driver talking on your phone,

I don't apologise for what I did to you this morning.
You were talking on your phone.
You were weaving dangerously in and out of traffic to get into the fasterlane.
You didn't indicate.
So next time you would like to go to the city.
Get into the lane that takes you to the city before the divide otherwise you will find, like you did this morning, some female drivers can be arseholes too.

From SK.

PS. I hope you enjoyed your trip across the Harbour Bridge, you didn't appear too happy.

Cross posted in syd_meh
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Redundant... [26 Aug 2007|06:52pm]
sephim
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my day yesterday [22 May 2007|02:42pm]

asheraa
[ mood | pissed off ]

I was supposed to be visiting my freaking mother...

I was gonna visit mom. I was packed and everything. Was just about to leave. I went to the super market, leaving the parking lot I slowed for roundabout. Looked thoroughly both ways. Slowed down because I was not sure wether the car on the roundabout was going straight or turning, it came into the roundabout fairly sharply. I catch movement out of the corner of my eye and hit the breaks. Fucktard starts bashing my hood with his shopping and shaking his fist at me. Knowing I nearly hit him, I tell fucktard NOT to walk in front of my car. Fucktard walks BACKWARDS, in front of more moving cars, to yell at me.   Note:  not ONCE did he tell me he was injured or look in any way injured. I am absolutely CERTAIN I did NOT hit him.

20 mins later, I get a call from the cops, need to make a statement about a hit and run I was involved in. I go to the police station.

Apparently I'm a young male P plater in a silver Xtrail (not infact a 30 year old female in a gold pathfinder) who just made eye contact with this fucker, waved him ACROSS THE ROAD, then accellerated!!!

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

I go to the cop shop, apparently this wack job is attempting to press charges, claiming work cover for his "badly injured knee" which he was fine on when he was walking backwards in front of more trafic on to abuse me at the roundabout, and he's considering a civil case against me for mental/psychological trauma!!!

I have been told not to leave Melbourne untill I hear back from the police.

OH AND THEY GAVE THIS RETARD MY FUCKING NAME AND PHONE NUMBER!!!! while he was at the police station!!! apparently he needed my details for work cover. Right...

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

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[11 May 2007|10:02pm]

surrey_sucks
If you live in an apartment, don't fucking blast your stereo so loudly that it shakes the suites next to you! Fuck you, people in 505.
shut the fuck up!

Dear Pseudo Intellectual Soapboxing Fuckstain, [11 May 2007|05:14pm]

spastic_messiah
Yes, we are in a photography course. Yes, I do understand that you feel elite because you're doing film with a 40 yr old camera which in no way gives technically better quality images. Yes, I understand that you've obviously been overindulged by your upper middle class parents who've no doubt reassured you time and time again that you're the most beautiful, gifted treasure they have ever had the chance to procreate.

Seriously though, if I have to listen to you flexing your well oiled, Arnie huge, ego muscle again I feel I may have to boot you in the clakka and make you realise that despite the fact you have a posse of slathering dogs, who are completely devoid of even one decent personality between them, jeering you on you are still an objectionable little fuck who doesn't know shit about politics, socio-economical issues, the environment, foreign affairs or washing the grease out of your stale-piss orange hair.

Sincerely,

Fatty McSquish.
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[09 May 2007|02:44pm]

pixelateme
This is absolutely fucking retarded. Whoever came up with this shit needs to suck a dick. You're only allowed to download 80GB when using my cable company? What the fuck. Apparently we're exceeding our 80GB download maximum and they're threatening to shut off our internet. Who the fuck...

What the hell is the point in the internet if you can't download shit. Retarded fuckers. >:O

I wish I could have talked to the stupid fuckers, they should tell you this shit before you fucking signing up for their WONDERFUL INTERNET THAT WORKS FOR SHIT MOST OF THE TIME. We pay 80 fucking dollars for this piece of shit that signs me off randomly and only recently stopped going under maintenence for half a fucking day every fucking week.

I hope their families die and a bacteria infests their body and begins rotting off their skin and infecting it to the point that they just start ripping it off. Fuckers.
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[14 Mar 2007|08:17pm]

surrey_sucks
[ mood | annoyed ]

Hey Jesus-Loving Freaks,

It's one thing for you to shove your homophobic garbage in my face, but don't fucking step in front of me and block my way, preventing me from getting on the escalator.

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Wrath. [13 Mar 2007|03:49pm]

_amaranth__
Dear house.

Please, for the peace of mind and the knowledge that I'm the one that buys the toilet paper could you fucking please not eat my food?

I never indulge in your vegetables, alcohol, cheese, condiments, meats, juices and snack foods. So why o why are you drinking my juice and eating my DOUBLE BRIE CHEESE?!

I found it o so very funny today - because for the very 1st time in a week I felt like making myself my gourmet bagel sandwhich and leapt to the kitchen only to find it gone. I searched for it in both fridges and in fury, the bin to find the crumpled packaging. I am furious. I am dissapointed...

I am tempted to take out all YOUR food out of the fridge and put it in our wheelie bin. Do you think that I am JOKING now?

When I asked you this morning what had happened to my cheese you said you didn't know, but you came home this morning REBECCA and you had yourself a gourmet fry up.. Because it's still in the kitchen sink. I can see the cheese remnants on a plate!

You and your posse' this morning were watching tv, making breakfast and being incredibly loud. So it must have been you, because I don't think the vegans would have a change of heart and eat a milk product. I don't think they'd even drink my water they're so lovely and respectful. When they need to use my nutlex (a vegan butter supplement brand) they ask me.. And it's just fucking butter.

You were warned not to fuck with me, but now I see the game is on..

Watch out.

Claire.
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[08 Mar 2007|01:16pm]

quaintsaint
you know what.

this is just fucked.

+ click +

*WARNING: this video has extreme disturbing images.
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[06 Mar 2007|08:47pm]

surrey_sucks
Dear senile old bag in line behind me at the grocery store:

There is no need to repeatedly ram your shopping cart into the back of my legs while we are waiting in line.
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Unsuitable and disposable, dear. [08 Feb 2007|03:40am]
demonchild85
To give you some background info, my partners mother isn't a fan of me but have been unaware as to why exactly that is... I found out why today.

Me: We're going on holiday next year, really looking forward to it. It's been a while since we've been away together. (go me and my attempt to start a convo)
PM: Just be careful, you do know he's only just going to play with you and then throw you away, just like all his other toys. You're the same, don't think you're any different. Im not saying this to hurt you dear. I'm just letting you know to be ready to be put on the porch just like evey other one of your... erm, kind"
Me: (shocked and insulted like you wouldn't believe) my kind?
PM: Yes, well... lets face it, you grew up in a housing commision area, you come from a broken home and so you've missed out on the care and nurturing a normal person would have. You don't suit because he's had what you havent, he needs someone more at his level of maturity. You understand? More of his class in a way, someone who's had the same standard of upbringing.... Im sure you understand dear.
Me: *Explode and walk out of room*

WHAT THE FUCK! did they bring people up this way in the old days or am I just unlucky to the point that I have a freako nazi bitch as my partners mum?
I had a million and one things I could have said to her but all I could do was walk out... GAHH!!






 
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Top 5 things that shit me - today. [02 Feb 2007|04:03pm]

muzukashii
[ mood | cranky ]

1. Cafe's that close before 3pm. A pox on you. I really wanted a coffee.
2. 'All Natural' jelly snakes - they were a shitload nicer with additives.
3. People who look at my 36 week pregnant belly and say 'Wow! Are you sure there aren't 2 in there?!' No fuckface. Reckon we might have discovered that by now huh? *SMACK*
4. People who give advice on pregnancy/children who have never been pregnant and wouldn't know a child if it bit them on the arse.
5. Buying a frosty cold bottle of coke, opening it, and taking a hearty swig only to realise the fucker is flat.

This post was brought to you by the word 'grump'.

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My Poser Radar Was In OVERDRIVE!!! [02 Feb 2007|01:12pm]
sephim
Sitting on the bus on the way to Newtown and some fucking gooberfuck cuntwit starts shouting hellos to some emo looking dykeslut on the back seat, and then they talk some shit or whatever, and then the guy asks about what it was she was eating, and then this "gem" of a conversation breaks out...

Male: Yeah, I've been thinking about going vegetarian for ages.

Female: Well, I'm such a picky eater as it is, it's just easier this way.

Male: I had a vegetarian pizza last night.


At this point, I'm thinking "you stupid fucking wanker"; but then...

Female: ME TOO!

AAAGGHGHHHH!!!! YOU STUPID DUMB FUCKING WANKER POSER FUCKWIT COCKSUCKERS!!!! DIE!!!!
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[02 Feb 2007|12:54am]

quaintsaint




enough said.

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[31 Jan 2007|12:19am]

surrey_sucks
[ mood | irritated ]

I posted the following in my journal:



I had a couple of questions about my math homework from last week, so this afternoon, I went to the math lab at school to ask a TA my two, quick questions. The TA helped me with my first question, and just as I am about to ask her my second question, another student comes up and interrupts us. It was quite annoying, because the student didn't come and ask the TA if she could help her once she was done with me-that would have been reasonable. Instead, the student attempts to ask the TA a question while the TA is still helping me! WTF? If a student is waiting for a TA's help, it's common courtesy to wait until the TA is done with the student he/she is helping! And usually, if the student who is getting help from a TA is not getting up from the table, packing up their backpack, etc, it probably means that the student has not finished getting help from the TA! And, another sign that the student is not finished with the TA is if the student is still talking to the TA!

Oh, but that's not the end. Oh no.

After I tell the other student that I am not done yet, instead of going away and waiting for her turn, she hovers over me. But that's not the worst part. The question I had for the TA was how to factor a sum of cubes, and as I am trying to figure out the problem, saying the answer out loud, which takes me a bit of time as I'm no math whiz, the fucking hovering cunt is saying the answer, before I get a chance to say it. What the fuck? I don't think I need to describe how fucking irritating, distracting, and rude that was! What the bloody hell? I glare at the cunt, and in a less than polite tone, tell her to be quiet.

What the hell is wrong with people? What the fucking hell?

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[28 Jan 2007|11:09pm]

surrey_sucks
I'm watching the news right now, and there was a story about a person stealing copper wire and getting electrocuted. I have no sympathy for these assholes who break into electrical boxes, etc, steal $20 worth of wire and causing thousands of dollars' worth of damage. They deserve to be electrocuted. Good riddance to those fucktards.
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