PirateyStupid-ass bullshit
Name: Steve "The Captain" Caires
Age: 19
Gender: pirate
Cocks or cunts?: Pirates.
Where: Germany
Taken/lonely: Busy
Other shit
How you fuck shit up: being a pirate, ruining people's shit.
Why you're fucking fine-ass: Because it's cheap
What sort of shit you do: Get paid to make computer games, you fucks. I also go around ruining the shit of stupid people who don't realize how bad-ass pirates are.
What sort of shit you listen to: Other people fucking whining and fucking.
Favorite fucking swear word: 'Arr'
Where did you promote: Your mother. At a dockside bar. ("my god, it's like looking into a mirror.")
Pictures
2-10 pictures of you, dumbshit.
I'm a pirate. Pirates don't take pictures. Pirates just drink and kill people. You fuck.
