He's still on television you know, kiddos. But for a limited time only, since this weekend is the final test in the Ashes. I know, I know: a sad time for Freddie fans the world over.
But fear not, because soon your friendly neighbourhood reps Suzanne and myself will root him out in person at a Lancashire cricket match and verify that he is, in fact, pure fitness. Ooh arrr aye.
Anyway, I doubt anybody (other than me) is reading this so. Yeah.
The user info gave me the fright of my life, until I remembered about the marvels of Sloganiser. Classic.
Over and out.