Centaurian Translation

Well I managed to tape together my copy of Arctic Incident- I had to go by the page numbers and it took me all afternoon- but I did it.

Here you go...

Congratulations human. If you have cracked this code then you are more intelligent than most of your species. This is a message from the fairy People. We are seeking out our allies among he Mud Men.
Though most humans are dullwitted creatures, there are exceptions. You, for example. The reason for your intelligence is that you have fairy ancestors.
Do you feel different from those around you? Are your ears a bit pointier than most? Is your tongue long enough to touch your nose? Do you dream of flying? Have you ever thought that you do not belong among the Mud Men? That is because you have fairy blood in your veins.
So, young Mud Fairy, I have a mission for you. As one of the People it is your duty to protect earth from those who would destory it. You must become one of a new race of Mud Men, who love this planet as much as the fairy folk. There is one simple rule. Use only what you need, and use it wisely. Do this and the earth will survive.
Go now and begin your quest. I shall repeat this message for those humans whose fairy intelligence is buried a bit deeper than yours.
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Arctic Incident progress

I'm doing the translation for the Arctic Incident's Centaurian code- but I'm having a slight problm with my copy of the book, I've read it too many times, and half the pages are falling out.
But I'll have it done in the next few days, promise.
PS- Am i going about this in reverse order or what???
catch y'all later, Sphinx.

Here's your Translation for Eternity Code

A message from Artemis Fowl. Encrypted.
My dear newfound ally. If you have deciphered this code then you are of sufficient intelligence to aid me in my mission. You may have heard of the Fowl family and imagine this mission to be illegal or even dangerous. I promise you this is not the case. All I ask is that you help me to keep my memories where they belong. In my head. There are certain forces at work that wish to deprive me of memories that are rightfully mine. These forces would wipe certain facts from my brain that are extremely important not to mention valuable. Who are these forces? They are magical fairies known as the People. I know what you are thinking. This person Artemis Fowl has obviously lost his mind. Fairy People? He cannot honestly expect us to believe this nonsense. It is an understandable reaction. Two years ago I would have reacted exactly the same way. But a lot can change in two years. I have seen green-skinned sprites fly under their own power. I have seen dwarfs use their cavernous mouths to dig tunnels. I have witnessed the healing power of elves and the flank of a centaur. These creatures exist. Take my word for it. But as powerful as these creatures are they fear one thing, humans. We are the only creatures with the power to overthrow their underground society. Our numbers could subdue even magic! So the people have decided that it is too dangerous to have a human boy with fairy knowledge in his head. Soon they will mind-wipe me and this extraordinary information will disappear. There is one way to stop this happening. I have entrusted a computer disk to a reprobate dwarf by the name of Mulch Diggums. The disk contains all my knowledge on the fairy folk. Of course the mind wipe will cause me to forget all about the dwarf and the disk. Diggums should bring the disk to me but common criminals are not to be trusted. I ask you to get a message to me. The message is simple. Six words only. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums. Whenever you see one of the faithful clutching this book repeat those words. The message will spread like a virus across the world, eventually reaching my ears. I will act upon it putting all my resources into locating the mysterious Mister Diggums. Once I find him the disk will reactivate all my memories and the knowledge will be mine again. Do this for me and when I rule the world you shall be rewarded. Remember; Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums.
Your new friend, Artemis Fowl the Second.
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up and running- join me, will you?

Welcome one and all to the Artemis Fowl Discussion Page-
or Community, whatever!

In the next few days I'll be posting the translations from Artemis Fowl 1, 2 and 3, as well as The Artemis Fowl Files. As soon as I get The Opal Deception I'll crack it and put the translation up here.

Sound good?

If anyone would like me to, for example, they're too lazy to do it themselves, I can e-mail them the translators or the translation as they please.

Yours sincerely- Sphinx, your Mod.
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