x__i_heart_bert (x__i_heart_bert) wrote in _fineb_,

Men Sitting Down
Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open?
A: So their brains can breathe.

Mail Order Blonde
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

This community is dying before it has really started.
I think we all need to PROMOTE!
I really think we should try to make this active.
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