x__i_heart_bert (x__i_heart_bert) wrote in _fineb_,

Today is the LAST DAY for
xo_miss_kay_ox and xoyafa15 to put in their application.
userinfo/copy app/click blue pencil/paste/fill it in/REMEMBER LJ-CUT!/update.
If you don't post it, you will be banned! That means you will HAVE to take us off your friends and don't join again. Got it? :] thanks

How is everyone's easter going? Good I hope.

Vibrators and Soybeans

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common?
They are both meat substitutes!

(hahaha. Okay. that was terrible. I know.)

Split Up The Middle

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

(lmao. Okay. No more bad jokes.)

We need to start promoting some more and become more active.
I don't want us to die.
Just post..whatever. idc. anything. lol.

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