Tags: spam

PUYI SANS PRESI

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Can anyone have a look at that : http://furia-roja.livejournal.com/695299.html#cutid1 and give me a grief translation?
And why are Barca called both Azulgrana and Blaugrana? Is this the same or is there a difference? I allways thought that AZUL was that kind of blue you see at Cote d'Azur ... any Barca-blue is nowhere near this kind of blue:(

Can you help?

BTW: can we have a "curious cule" tag?

Te has tirado tres horas en el espejo pa ponerte guapo pa ligar,eso es lo que quiero..Besooos

When I saw this earlier i thought OMG this'll be great for the post-match spam on _fcbarcelona_... But OH WAIT.
So Barcelona just won against MILAN AC and there's not even a little wee bit of a match-spam? SMH guise. S.M.H. So I'm just gonna leave this here ok XD Just a quick note: it's equally hilarious and creepy, so enter at your own risk XDDD

XAVI HERNÁNDEZ IS
"THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS WHO KEPT SAYING NO"











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EXCLUSIVE: DAVID VILLA AND LEO MESSI HATE EACH OTHER

FC Barcelona just released a statement that they're going to sell these two players, as their animosity towards each other is disrupting the feeling of camaraderie in the changing room. On the list of footballers who might replace the two rogues there are names that will make us forget Messi and Villa very soon, some informers say: the names will not be disclosed until the next press conference, but our anonymous sources say players of the caliber of Alexander Hleb might be brought back. Culés will surely rejoice at this wonderful piece of news! After all, who will mourn the loss of such a pigheaded, selfish player such as Leo Messi?
Don't believe us? Watch the last interview Messi has given to Barça TV, and see for yourselves.



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The Clásico Waltz

Since everything has been Spain NT for the past few days, here's this gem I found. I dare you to watch it and NOT burst into laughter. I laughed so hard I'm crying right now! XD

the Clasico Waltz from Alma Al Farisi on Vimeo.



Feel free to spam this all you want!

PS. Mods, you can delete this if you must, but wait till the culitas have seen it first XDDDDD
messiah

#messi24

 


OUR FLAWLESS MESSIAH TURNS 24 TODAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MESSI!
WISH YOU LONG AND SUCCESFUL CAREER IN FOOTBALL WITH BARCA AND ARGENTINA!
WE LOVE YOU , LA PULGA!



1. CULES, WHAT DO YOU LIKE/ADMIRE MOST FROM LIONEL MESSI?
2. SPAM THIS POST WITH RAINBOWS GIFS UNICORN FAIRIES SEXY PICTURES COMPLIMENTS GALORE 
OR I WILL BAN YOU




GO GO GO GO GO

*gifs not mine, A+ to whoever made it though

barcelona; torna si us plau.

say hello to our newly called-up bbs!

 Babies....let's fuck shit up.



HUESCA - BARCELONA B


Lineup: Oier - EduOriol Armando Bartra Abraham - DosSantos Ilie Thiago - Benja Soriano Nolito



Streams: atdhe | rojadirecta

 


....And say hello to our newly promoted bbs!




FC BARCELONA - GETAFE CF

line-up: Valdes - Alves Pique Milito Adriano - Xavi Mascherano Iniesta - Bojan Messi Villa

on the bench: Pinto, Montoya, Fontas, Busquets, Keita, Afellay, Jeffren
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Laura are you ok, Laura are you ok, are you ok Laura...)
 
 
 
ALSO: Bojan will play his 100th Liga game and becomes the youngest Barcelona player ever to reach that number.
 Bojan hattrick tonight y/y!!!!