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Hi all! stickmarionette posted a link to this awesome Luis Martín article in El País about Piquira, and it was so full of fabulous stories that I thought others might like to read it too, so a translation is below! Hope you all enjoy it. (I will say it does end strangely -- I looked because I thought I'd missed the ending, but that seems to be it! idk.)

Piquira: A year of love
After celebrating their anniversary, the Barcelona defender reveals secrets about their relationship - including the warm welcome she's received from his nearest & dearest

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Two things that Gerard Pique has done this week to attract our attention ladies. (well, more than usual)


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Anyway, and on to the more important part.

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There was a recent episode of Crackovia in which Pep rewrites the theme song to contain everyone's euphoria. I could only find the video with Russian subs, but I translated (using the aid of trusty google translate) them into English so hopefully that helps bring the lulz. Enjoy!



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BOJAN HAS PRESSIES FOR YOU




FOLLOW HIS BANANA HIM




HE'S BEGGING YOU!
 

(Guys, I'm honeslty sorry for the lateness, I lost the post several times & had to redo it, hope no one minds!)

 

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I know everyone might still be fuming over last night's non-match so here's something that should, er, lighten our moods a little? We could use some of that. So could Victor...

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This post was brought to you by snuggly Pijan.

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Ladies & gentlemen, using a complicated algorithm and today's most advanced technology, I was able to determine what Shakira & Piqué's spawn would look like. Based on this highly accurate prediction, I believe it is safe to say that the pair ought to continue with their relationship.

ENJOY

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