Naz (hobophobicx) wrote in _fcbarcelona_,
Naz
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GETTING TO KNOW THE NEWEST BB

KIKO FEMENIA POST!
(soon to be fenomia tbh)
Get to know the newest Barça B player!


  • 20 years of age (2 Feb 91)
  • Born in Sanet y Negrals, which is part of the valencian region of Spain.
  • Debuted for Hercules CF after going through the youth ranks at age 17 (they were then in the second division.) Got bitched at for apparently being an 'illegal' player but whatever, he's still flawless.
  • When he made his La Liga debut for Hercules, the poor child had an anxiety attack, pobrecito. But since then he's been pretty amazing. He's scored 3 goals in two seasons with Hercules (one in primera division, the other two in liga adeltante), and is comended by his colleagues for the hard work he puts in the game.
  • He'll be representing Spain in the u-20 World Cup this summer, and has gone through the youth ranks since U-18 for the National team.

Anyway, time to move on to all the really important, integral things you MUST know about this player. MUST.

 
1. He is 5' 8.5". Meaning he will be getting along very well with both FC Hobbits and FC bbs. Maybe not Pique, but that's okay.
 
2. Dat voice. Just listen. And fap if you want, no one's gonna judge. He's hot too. And speaking catalan (I think). UNF


3. He will take you out for a nice walk and bring you home to cook dinner.


4. And if meat isn't your thing, he'll take you on a drive for some froyo instead.


TONGUE PORN BREAK!!!


5. Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way. Look at his precious little faaaceeee


6. This is what he looks like shirtless

and again


7. This is what he looks like with children. 


8. Seriously. So fucking cute, I can't.




I hope this was very informational for you all. besos
Tags: kiko fenomenía
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