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GETTING TO KNOW THE NEWEST BB

KIKO FEMENIA POST!
(soon to be fenomia tbh)
Get to know the newest Barça B player!


  • 20 years of age (2 Feb 91)
  • Born in Sanet y Negrals, which is part of the valencian region of Spain.
  • Debuted for Hercules CF after going through the youth ranks at age 17 (they were then in the second division.) Got bitched at for apparently being an 'illegal' player but whatever, he's still flawless.
  • When he made his La Liga debut for Hercules, the poor child had an anxiety attack, pobrecito. But since then he's been pretty amazing. He's scored 3 goals in two seasons with Hercules (one in primera division, the other two in liga adeltante), and is comended by his colleagues for the hard work he puts in the game.
  • He'll be representing Spain in the u-20 World Cup this summer, and has gone through the youth ranks since U-18 for the National team.

Anyway, time to move on to all the really important, integral things you MUST know about this player. MUST.

 
1. He is 5' 8.5". Meaning he will be getting along very well with both FC Hobbits and FC bbs. Maybe not Pique, but that's okay.
 
2. Dat voice. Just listen. And fap if you want, no one's gonna judge. He's hot too. And speaking catalan (I think). UNF


3. He will take you out for a nice walk and bring you home to cook dinner.


4. And if meat isn't your thing, he'll take you on a drive for some froyo instead.


TONGUE PORN BREAK!!!


5. Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way. Look at his precious little faaaceeee


6. This is what he looks like shirtless

and again


7. This is what he looks like with children. 


8. Seriously. So fucking cute, I can't.




I hope this was very informational for you all. besos

Comments

( 26 comments — Speak )
keepyourspleen
Jul. 9th, 2011 03:42 am (UTC)
He has such a dumb face sometimes
I LOVE IT
meretricula
Jul. 9th, 2011 03:48 am (UTC)
omg that story about the guy on the bench who told the coach to fucking get off the kid's back and then spent the entire match yelling at him to breathe is about Kiko isn't it. poor bb!

but damn, he's a cute one, isn't he. well played, Zubi.
meretricula
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
tears in my eyes f'real
Biggest heart

Teenager Kiko Femenía was making his First Division debut for Hércules and things were not going well – easy passes went astray, he could not control the ball and his manager, Esteban Vigo, was screaming and swearing at him from the touchline. Anxiety gripped and the kid was going to pieces, when team-mate and proper mate Francisco Rufete stepped in, warning his coach off, telling him to leave Femenía on the pitch with a no-nonsense "fuck the match", and spending the rest of the game prowling the touchline shouting encouragement and reminding him to breathe. (from the Sids 2011

hobophobicx
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:11 am (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
MY HEART JUST BROKE OH MY GOD that coach :|
HIS TEAMMATES I CAN'T
nothing but love for this kid already :3333
holaascensor
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
oh my god ;-;
creys
greenpixiehair
Jul. 9th, 2011 05:41 am (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real

That story. My brain keeps protesting that it couldn't have actually literally happened. BEST TEAM-MATE EVER.
courtshipdating
Jul. 9th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
oh my god ;~; thank goodness for his team mates.
loving him already!
neuers
Jul. 9th, 2011 01:42 pm (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
:'((((

Ok, I was pretty indifferent but now I love him ♥
walker_sarah
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
awwwww ;__;
roseofdarkness
Jul. 11th, 2011 02:24 am (UTC)
Re: tears in my eyes f'real
I legit have tears in my eyes. Beautiful teammates honestly. This poor boy. I know exactly what panic attacks are like and it's amazing how his teammates talked him through it. I'm in love.
holaascensor
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:02 am (UTC)
....not another one who has his name tattooed on himself.
SMH KIKO. SMDH.
bla_girl
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
I'm just here for the gif.
dobar_dance
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:50 am (UTC)
No one will ever replace my love for Sergi Roberto. Not even Kiko Cutey.
dobar_dance
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:52 am (UTC)
OMG that gif

I love Putin w/ animals
bleeding_dry
Jul. 9th, 2011 05:09 am (UTC)
Back when I read/watched his anxiety attack I never dreamed he would sign for us, and now here he is... Gets instant love because of that.
effingusernames
Jul. 9th, 2011 05:17 am (UTC)
HMMMMMMM he's not doing it for me, no attraction. Well physically. I will need to watch him play more to decide
Sergi Roberto is by far the most super amazingly gorgeous cute barca BB. Ever. Hands down.
effingusernames
Jul. 9th, 2011 05:18 am (UTC)
anxiety attack tho..awww
reshuffled
Jul. 9th, 2011 08:19 am (UTC)
He looks so goofy. XD
walker_sarah
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
lol mte
kitty69lover
Jul. 9th, 2011 09:14 am (UTC)
he'd be a Weasley in our HP_Barca Mash, deffo.


and yes. VERY IMPORTANT. he shares bday with Pique and Shakira. kekeke
holaascensor
Jul. 9th, 2011 01:15 pm (UTC)
CHARLIE.
kitty69lover
Jul. 9th, 2011 01:21 pm (UTC)
loooooooool, now i have 'charlieeeeeeeeee' 'charlieeeeeeee' from Charlie the Unicorn vids stuck in my head.

but yes, deffo.
problematique
Jul. 9th, 2011 10:39 am (UTC)
i love him so much. i really hope he takes this chance and shows the world what he can do and either makes our main squad or gets the opportunity to move on (not to arsenal)
sageharper
Jul. 9th, 2011 04:24 pm (UTC)
Aww bless his little heart, hope he does really well and settles in soon. He's not doing it for yet, but sort of cute in an endearing puppy way.
nulz
Jul. 9th, 2011 07:33 pm (UTC)
all that comes to mind is the neopet of the same name...



lol i hope people remember/play neopets or this comment is redundant ;-;
bloolikejazz
Jul. 9th, 2011 08:53 pm (UTC)
he looks older than 20. i approve.
( 26 comments — Speak )

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