Andrew's tanning lotion. (wannabeinsicily) wrote in _fcbarcelona_,
Andrew's tanning lotion.
wannabeinsicily
_fcbarcelona_

Sweater yes or sweater no. Vote here or send your response via sms at 8-0 8-0 8-0.

GREEK PICSPAM
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AMAZING PIKEITE


is this picspam in order of time? no.
in order of hotness? nu-huh.
in order of hipsternes? wrong again.
it's in order of colours, because we all know in this club we care about fashion sense.

WHO ARE THE CHOSEN ONES TO GO TO ATHENS??

HERE WE HAVE THEM ON THE LAST TRAINING SESSION YESTERDAY:

let's start with the captain



teenage meeting the cool kids some of the b bbs got an invitation to train with the big boys



Abidal doesn't care you don't even have facial hair. He doesn't share his ball.



Ohai! We just chillin.
Sup Leo?



Oh, i'm meditating, y'know. Thinking about how to score my next goal.



Un portero.



Dos porteros



Keite is being harrassed. He is asking for help with his eyes. Where is ibuyu ? Also, make sure to follow "his" twitter, KEITEEEEEE



LOL my bb he looks so happy and so tall!! <3 but what's wrong with his legs in this pic?



Philosophers gonna philosophy.



Do you know the real reason the b bbs participate in the big boys training?
Here's a ~clue:



Is it me or this pic oozes condescendence? LOL Also, Andrew, mi amor, they are taking pics of you, put your hands off the family business.




MOAR TRAINING 24h LATER, THIS IS GREEK GRASS THO.
THIS WHOLE SET OF PICS IS SURREAL:

i mean, the fuck is going on here?



how about this? and Thiago pulling a Strutting!Leo on the back.



"palmas, palmas, queremos palmas!!!!"



O
I
C
...
um... what?



this is ~artistic, ok?


Dani, stop breakdancing. Here, have a pen and sign your supid contract.



Da boss,



FINAL PIC OF THE SET. COS IT'S MY FAVOURITE ONE :D
LOVE OF MY LIFE, PERFECTION, ROYAL BEAUTY, ETC.




NOW LET'S CHANGE COLOURS AND MOVE TO YELLOW. THIS IS HOW WE WENT FROM THE FIRST SET TO THE SECOND ONE.

the captain gets the honour of being the first one again. he's twitting or checking that pretty christmas tree Malena decorated



Hello Kitty Keite!!!



i still don't understand the use of this pic. whatever.






and this one? seriously i need to talk to someone in charge of fcb.cat so they stop this pic bullshit



i mean, not even Masche is amused.



"Ola Alix, ya stoy n Atns. Q tal tu? T echo d -"



Victor and Keite creeping at the back.



THE FOURTH SET IS NOT WATERMARKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

so NOT a morning person



lolol seriously honey go drink a coffee or eat some chocolate or something



Look, Xavi looks half asleep but at least he tries smiling!!



Adorable. <3



The Grinch. Idk i posted it cos maybe someone likes him? Is there someone here who actually likes him? Genuine question.


Let's play a game. It's called "reverse song". See if you get the title.
Wherever you aaaaaaaaaaaaaare.

Faaaaaar.



Neaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
Title? Anyone?



*eternal sigh* HIS SMILE KILLS ME, SERIOUSLY!!! :D i think he cut his hair when he went home on Monday :P



Sup bishes!



Umm if someone takes another pic of his passport i'm kicking your ass from here to Alaska.



Hola Maxwelcito!!



Ahahahahhahah those two!!



Also, lol at Puyi on a tshirt and Gerard on a fucking anorak.



Ok i am gonna say it: Dani, your hat looks ridicoolos.



And Pedro agrees with me.



Andrés too.



Adriano you're presh. Sometimes you still creep me out after that weird dream, but you're adorbs nonetheless.



Ok. Ok, let's think this carefully.
This gotta be the perspective, right?
Cos those fingers....



NOW HERE WE REACH THE IMPORTANT PART OF THIS POST.
THE BOSS WAS WEARING THIS SWEATER.
DO YOU LIKE IT OR NOT?
DISCUSS.



One vote for "yes i am jizzing anyway donut care about the turtleneck"



Another perspective so you can judge better:



Even farer



This kid is loling at the jumper, he clearly likes the blue kit better.



Those old men can't see it probably, let's ignore their opinion,



Last pic with the whole outfit. I like the sneakers. They are cool. Also, that bag is horrible.



I am also providing a video so you can judge it with ~movement.


here's Falafel's opinion.



I actually don't mind and kinda like it.

WERQ IT PEP!!!!


salsa de tomata, salsa rosa, salsa vinagreta, salsa romesco

DISCLAIMER: so, this post is so complete there's even a video. Problem? The damn embed code included some sort of autoplay. Turn your volume down because i couldn't find a way to make it stop. Sorry. :/
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