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name: Jamie Alexandra
where you at?: connecticut. :(
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: stern.
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) it makes me giggle. but only on the weekends.
tell us something interesting about yourself: i graduated highschool early so i could be an exchange student in ireland, and then had to leave early because, well, my exchange program got mad at me, so i took some courses at a local university, then i went to school in london. and i was there for a couple months. but now im not. interesting? maybe?
do you clap after really good movies: no.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: no.
if yes, do you want to hang out: not right now.
prove you're not stupid: i'm an atheist. (N.B. after typing this i laughed to myself, because it's true, and then wondered if i would offend anyone because of this answer. and then i decided i didn't care.)
bands/artists: belle and sebsatian, bob dylan, bright eyes, billie holiday, the smiths, okkervil river, wilco, the violent femmes, the velvet underground, simon and garfunkel, janis joplin, charlie parker, frank zappa, ween.
album: either belle and sebastian's tigermilk or bob dylan's highway 61 revisited.
films: the maltese falcon, johnny guitar, all of the thin man series, the harry potters, the dreamers, anchorman. grandma's boy, the ninth gate, pumpkin, deconstructing harry, shaun of the dead, amelie, the graduate, pi, the virgin suicides, reservoir dogs, lock stock and two smoking barrells.
books: the unbearable lightness of being, notes from underground, breakfast of champions, the trial, this side of paradise
bond: shaun connery. because he spawned ytmnd.com and should be everyones favorite.
batman: micheal keaton. i mean come on, it's micheal fucking keaton.
kanye vs. talib: kanye.
lennon vs. mccartney: lennon.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: obrian. this question isn't fair to craig kilborn.
ac vs. dc: ac. aircondintioning rocks out loud. acdc- does not.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: maggie gyllenhaal.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: the polaroid picture one because my friend tyrell looks exactly like andre 3000. well, in truth, he looks exactly like herbie hancock, and a little bit like andre 3000.
the office vs. office space: i love them both so much. errr...the office.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk:sex and the city. i have a vagina and like shoes. what can i do?
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. i hate full house but john stamos is a complete tool, while uncle jesse is only like 97% tool.
-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: of course. despite being a fattie myself.
the handicapped: always.
different races: do we have to be p.c.? i'd say it's ok to make fun of asians and mexicans.
different religions: as long as it's to their faces. what's the point of mocking someone's faith if it's not going to make them doubt everything they believe in?
the elderly: yes. the elderly are ignorant, stubborn, and wrinkly.
poor people: yes, and more so than any of the others.
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