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[16 Feb 2007|01:12pm]

arrrt_star
-the basics-
name: meredith
age: 22
where you at?: williamsburg
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: 9.3 - can't be too cocky.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"? it's better than shiznit.)
tell us something interesting about yourself: colin farrell propositioned me once. i turned him down. true story.
do you clap after really good movies: yeah, but not if everyone else claps. no bandwagons.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: a small yacht. (a really small yacht.)
if yes, do you want to hang out: ha.
prove you're not stupid: i've never read the da vinci code.

-favorites-
bands/artists: fujiya & miyagi, lupe fiasco, junior boys, red house painters
album: today it's the new clap your hands say yeah.
films: i heart huckabees, closer, sex lies & videotape, manhattan
books: lolita, white teeth, prozac nation, kavalier and clay
bond: peter sellers
batman: christian bale.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: talib.
lennon vs. mccartney: anyone can get shot. not everyone can raise stella.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: conan. he's not as funny but he thinks he is, which is more entertaining.
ac vs. dc: ac. i hate dc.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: mags
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: drinking bacardi always wins.
the office vs. office space: the office
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: both annoy me.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. john stamos is on er. i hate er.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: check.
the handicapped: if they're not looking at you.
different races: only if you mock all of them.
different religions: definitely.
the elderly: especially the slow ones.
poor people: crazy poor people, yes. but stupid rich people are more amusing.

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go ahead and touch it, you know you want to. [19 Sep 2006|02:26pm]

lukewevers
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just out of curiousity [08 Jun 2006|01:49am]

lordmonkeypants
would you be batman?
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[06 Jun 2006|08:56pm]

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[02 Apr 2006|10:47pm]

psilanthropist
-the basics-
name: lillian
age: 18
where you at?: boise, idaho. i urge you not to hold it against me.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: 8.7. unless 1 is the best and 10 is the worst (this application is nonspecific), in which case i'm a 2.3.
*edit* there seems to be some little confusion on this point; eg, people keep saying that the conversion would yeild, from 8.7, a score of 1.3. however, this assumes a scale of 0-10, where i would add 1.3 (10-8.7) to 0. however, the scale is from 1-10. 1 becomes like the new 0, so i add 1.3 to 1. and...i get 2.3. "hot damn, she's right!" say it.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) i don't really have any feelings per se. "shiz" doesn't bring out any emotions in me.
tell us something interesting about yourself: i can irish stepdance and am paid to do so. albeit once a year (st. patrick's day).
do you clap after really good movies: no
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: that's an interesting story. see, luckily for everybody involved, my paternal grandparents passed away about 7 years ago, leaving to my father a $3.5 million inheritence. so i had a trust fund for a little while, from the ages of about 11-15. but as my parents quit working when my dad came into this money, my trust fund is now buying our groceries.
if yes, do you want to hang out: i don't think you would have enjoyed haning out with me when i was 13.
prove you're not stupid: i'm not using rich text mode.

-favorites-
bands/artists: akron/family, the new pornographers, modest mouse, of montreal, radiohead, pavement, they might be giants, sigur ros
album: all hail west texas - the mountain goats; this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about - modest
films: igby goes down, high fidelity
books: sophie's world, catch22, the life and times of archy and mehitable
bond: is this really a legit question? do answers ever deviate from connery?
batman: no preference. by which i mean to say i've never seen a batman movie.

-versus-
kanye vs. talib: kanye.
lennon vs. mccartney: lennon. popular wisdom says hanging with asians makes you cooler
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: conan
ac vs. dc: i think it originally stood for "alternating current/direct current." so definately dc.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: maggie
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: well, the one that involves booze, of course.
the office vs. office space: office space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: whichever i can mock more voraciously
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. what was john stamos autonomous from uncle jesse? nothing.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: only if it's their fault that they're fat.
the handicapped: not generally. wheelchairs just don't do it for me, humorwise. but a handicapped person in an amusing situation (think the episode of family guy when peter is stranded on a desert island with a man with prosthetic legs, and peter gets hungry and eats the guy's legs. that is funny) is fair game. i guess it's always ok to laugh at the handicapped, i just don't see why you would, as they're not always funny.
different races: when is it ok not to make fun of different races? the movie crash would have made a better comedy.
different religions: always.
the elderly: yep.
poor people: yeah sure, but in my experience it's more amusing to make fun of rich people.

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Christopher Walken [01 Apr 2006|02:38am]

barbobot
Yes our friend Christopher Walken, is now dead.

(From the Christopher Walken Fanclub Mailing List)

"We regret to inform all members of the Christopher Walken fanclub that Mr. Walken has died from a heart attack in his home on March 31st 2006. While the details of his sudden and unexpected death are flowing through the media like wildfire, we can assure you that 3 of his future projects Fade to Black, Man of Fury, and Click will be released. Details of a public ceremony will follow tomorrow

Kathleen Hagiwara Head Coordinator For the Christopher Walken Fan Club "


RIP Chris, play that cowbell with jesus.
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[21 Mar 2006|09:08pm]

_dancecommander
-the basics-
name: Katie
age: 17
where you at?: Harker Heights, Texas.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: supa fly.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) I pretty much hate it. It's not even easier to say.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I can queef on command.
do you clap after really good movies: Not usually.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Nope.
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: I don't write "I don't read..." When filling out "books" sections of things.

-favorites-
bands/artists: Regina Spektor, Murder By Death, Bright Eyes, William Shatner.
album: Fevers and Mirrors (Bright Eyes), EP LP (Subhumans), Transatlanticism (Death Cab)
films: Happenstance, Love and Death, Dr. Strangelove
books: Atlas Shrugged, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Notes From Underground
bond: Connery. Definetly coolest voice.
batman: Adam West! Hands down. That guy is insane.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Uh. Talib..
lennon vs. mccartney: McCartney.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan. Better hair.
ac vs. dc: AC.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: I'm gunna go with shaking it like a polaroid picture, while drinking bacardi, on by birthday.
the office vs. office space: Office Space.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex and The City.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Uncle Jesse. I think he experienced more of the mullet; That's always fun.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: the best.
the handicapped: occassionally.
different races: Of course.
different religions: Only Scientology.
the elderly: Yes, unless it's an old couple. That's sweet, no matter how gross.
poor people: Especially hobos.

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[12 Mar 2006|11:55am]

dramadork1955
Possibly the best picture of Clinton in existence.

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[06 Mar 2006|02:32pm]

shesa___fiend
-the basics-
name:Bekah
age:16
where you at?: Lexington SC
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: |-9|

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) Makes me think of a jew
tell us something interesting about yourself: I have a cool temporary tattoo of a leaping tiger on my foot.I sing in a band called hey! camel
do you clap after really good movies: no way
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Definitly no
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

-favorites-
bands/artists: Regina Spektor, Against me!, Patrick Park, Of Montreal, Metric, Fiona apple
album: Damien Rice - O
films: Thumbsucker, Train spotting, Requiem for a dream, American beauty, Fight club, Closer
books: 1984, A clockwork Orange,Give a boy a gun, Please Kill Me, A Book of Proper Names.
bond: Sean connery
batman:Adam West

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kanye
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Connan
ac vs. dc: AC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Drinking
the office vs. office space: Office space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: sex and the city
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: same thing, But he was way better as Jesse

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: only if they dress like whores, then its just gross.. if you fat then learn to dress in a way that flatters you please.
the handicapped: I try not to but they are always good for a laugh
different races: Definitly not,
different religions:I like to make fun of catholics and baptist.
the elderly: Only if they dont hear you.. and most of the time they wont.
poor people: Im currently poor, so no.

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[28 Feb 2006|07:24am]

hugapotamus
-the basics-
name: Cheyanne
age: Not to young, not to old.
where you at?: United States of America
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: I beat you all

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) I think you need a bigger vocabulary.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I can wiggle my ears
do you clap after really good movies: Nope.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht Yes/No/There’s no water here.
if yes, do you want to hang out: ----
prove you're not stupid: The determination of who is stupid is difficult, despite attempts to measure intelligence (and thus stupidity) such as IQ tests.


-favorites-
bands/artists: Blink 182, System of a Down, Jet, Malice Mizer, Flyleaf, Depeche Mode, The Descendents
album: I cant choose, I like to many
films: Memories of a Geisha, Office Space, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Princess Monokanae
books: Kushiel Trilogy by Jacqueline Carey, Troy by Adele Geras.
bond: James
batman: cannot beat Superman

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kanye
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: O’Brian
ac vs. dc: DC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Stiles
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday:
the office vs. office space: Polaroid Picture shaking
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex and the City
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Neither?

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: yes, simply because it’s something they can fix. If your fat, it’s YOUR fault.
the handicapped: Sometimes.
different races: No, that’s just lame.
different religions: Sure.
the elderly: Sure.
poor people: If they deserve to be poor, sure.


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[27 Feb 2006|08:23pm]

fairysonfire
-the basics-
name: Danielle
age: Basically 15
where you at?: IA
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: Seven times ten.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) : I feel it is pretty lame.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I painted my nails last night.
do you clap after really good movies: Negative.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Pretty much not.
if yes, do you want to hang out: NA
prove you're not stupid: I win at life.

-favorites-
bands/artists: Brand New, Butch Walker, Inkwell, Spill Canvas, Bright Eyes
album: Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake It's Morning
films: Peter Pan (2003)
books: Ready, Okay by Adam Cadre, Harry Potter series, and I'm reading Pure by Rebecca Ray right now and it is good.
bond: TREE BOND
batman: TREE BATMAN

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Talib
lennon vs. mccartney: McCartney
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Kilborn
ac vs. dc: AC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Gyllenhaal
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Shaking like pictures
the office vs. office space: Office Space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Stamos

(I based those all off of the name that I liked best)

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)

fat people: Okay, if they are the fat people that don't realize they are fat and don't wear much. It's cool if you're fat and you know you're fat, and you are healthy fat, and you're happy with your body and wear things that flatter you. But if you're like, only five pounds over weight and you bitch about it, or if you are 1000 pounds over weight and you dress like a stripper, then I'm going to make fun of you.
the handicapped: That's just not cool.
different races: That's just about pointless.
different religions: I'm not religious, and I make fun of Jesus and God all the time. And I really don't care if I offend you, because religious pricks offend me when they tell me I am going to go to hell unless I give their church five thousand dollars.
the elderly: That's another non cool thing.
poor people: Eh, I dunno. If you like, are from some 3rd world country and you work super hard and get a nickel and get made fun of by some rich ass American, then that's pretty sick. But if you wasted all your money that you got for selling your body on drugs and such, then you deserve to be poor and it's funny.

also post two pictures of yourself under an lj-cut (clear ones; none of that crazy-emo-obscure-angled shit), because we don't like ugly people.


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Application. [26 Feb 2006|09:44pm]

lament_phoenix
-the basics-
name: Carmen
age: 14
where you at?: Iowa
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: None of the above.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) Reminds me of poop. *giggles*
tell us something interesting about yourself: I am listening to a song in French. I don't speak French.
do you clap after really good movies: Yes.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: No. That is so 2005.
if yes, do you want to hang out: ... no comment.
prove you're not stupid: I've got an IQ of 2.

-favorites-
bands/artists: The Rasmus, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, Bright Eyes, Alanis Morissette, and various other random artists.
album: Hide from the Sun by The Rasmus or So Sudden by The Hush Sound
films: Finding Neverland, The Corpse Bride, Release the Bats, HP3 (GOF did not stay true to the book at all and so I am now all *ew* to it)
books: HP (until 6... I waited 200 days for a CRAPPY FANFIC-LIKE book!WTF!!), Sunshine by Robin McKinley and Antony and Cleopatra by Shakespeare.
bond: Probably a bond between lovers. :P
batman: The one of the sticker I have. AKA: CARTOON!!!

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: KANYE!
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan is my homeboy.
ac vs. dc: AC.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: ... who are these people!?
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Shaking.
the office vs. office space: ... *cries*
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Neither, kthnx.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Uncle Jesse!

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: To a point.
the handicapped: To a point. I don't really find "retard" jokes too funny. :/
different races: As long as it isn't horrible language. *feels like a prude*
different religions: In jest. Because people take that HELLA seriously. Except me. Who makes Jesus jokes 24/7. O.o
the elderly: Yes. As long as they don't hear, because then they feel bad.
poor people: If it is their fault they are all poor-like, yes.

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ready for your sponge bath mother? [24 Feb 2006|03:12pm]

jivinjamiemcgee
[ mood | i have to pee. ]

-the basics-
name: Jamie Alexandra
age: 18
where you at?: connecticut. :(
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: stern.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) it makes me giggle. but only on the weekends.
tell us something interesting about yourself: i graduated highschool early so i could be an exchange student in ireland, and then had to leave early because, well, my exchange program got mad at me, so i took some courses at a local university, then i went to school in london. and i was there for a couple months. but now im not. interesting? maybe?
do you clap after really good movies: no.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: no.
if yes, do you want to hang out: not right now.
prove you're not stupid: i'm an atheist. (N.B. after typing this i laughed to myself, because it's true, and then wondered if i would offend anyone because of this answer. and then i decided i didn't care.)

-favorites-
bands/artists: belle and sebsatian, bob dylan, bright eyes, billie holiday, the smiths, okkervil river, wilco, the violent femmes, the velvet underground, simon and garfunkel, janis joplin, charlie parker, frank zappa, ween.
album: either belle and sebastian's tigermilk or bob dylan's highway 61 revisited.
films: the maltese falcon, johnny guitar, all of the thin man series, the harry potters, the dreamers, anchorman. grandma's boy, the ninth gate, pumpkin, deconstructing harry, shaun of the dead, amelie, the graduate, pi, the virgin suicides, reservoir dogs, lock stock and two smoking barrells.
books: the unbearable lightness of being, notes from underground, breakfast of champions, the trial, this side of paradise
bond: shaun connery. because he spawned ytmnd.com and should be everyones favorite.
batman: micheal keaton. i mean come on, it's micheal fucking keaton.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: kanye.
lennon vs. mccartney: lennon.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: obrian. this question isn't fair to craig kilborn.
ac vs. dc: ac. aircondintioning rocks out loud. acdc- does not.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: maggie gyllenhaal.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: the polaroid picture one because my friend tyrell looks exactly like andre 3000. well, in truth, he looks exactly like herbie hancock, and a little bit like andre 3000.
the office vs. office space: i love them both so much. errr...the office.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk:sex and the city. i have a vagina and like shoes. what can i do?
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. i hate full house but john stamos is a complete tool, while uncle jesse is only like 97% tool.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: of course. despite being a fattie myself.
the handicapped: always.
different races: do we have to be p.c.? i'd say it's ok to make fun of asians and mexicans.
different religions: as long as it's to their faces. what's the point of mocking someone's faith if it's not going to make them doubt everything they believe in?
the elderly: yes. the elderly are ignorant, stubborn, and wrinkly.
poor people: yes, and more so than any of the others.




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[02 Feb 2006|11:45pm]

left_arm_tan
-the basics-
name:Nell
age: 23
where you at?: Atlantic Beach, Florida
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: we'll see

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) it's a word you can use when you make fun of it but like to use it at the same time, kind of like KEWL or SKOOL
tell us something interesting about yourself: i got kicked out of england recently...i wore a wig to my senior prom, but not because i was balding, but because it matched my dress.
do you clap after really good movies: no
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: no, i have student loan debt/'92 acura/body board
if yes, do you want to hang out: we can find someone with one, then hang
prove you're not stupid: i know the difference between they're, there, and their.

-favorites-
bands/artists: wilco, ryan adams, simon and garfunkel, and the mountain goats...
album: yankee hotel foxtrot
films: closer, bridget jones' diary, mulholland drive, and paul newman flicks
books: Mrs. Dalloway is my fav. I'm currently falling for Other Voices, Other Rooms. And I like A Confederacy of Dunces as well.
bond: age
batman: holy
-versus-

kanye vs. talib: kanye
lennon vs. mccartney: mccartney
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: eeekkk, conan o'brian
ac vs. dc: well, i'm moving to dc one day, so...dc
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: maggie gyllenhaal
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: shaking it like a polaroid
the office vs. office space: the office
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: sex and the city
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: john stamos

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: sometimes
the handicapped: when they're mean
different races: when they're asian (joking...or am i?)
different religions: when they're baptist
the elderly: when they don't tip 20%
poor people: when they smell

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[08 Jan 2006|10:28pm]

secretcommon_jk
-the basics-
name: Louisa
age: 22
where you at?: England.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: To fall is pretty random. I pick where I land.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) It's a word. While I can use the English Language I'm not so pompous to think I,or others, would sound uneducated just from using it.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I had my back pierced cos I'm HARDCORE unlike you pussy ass muthafuckas.
do you clap after really good movies: *clappityclap* No. That's for gay people.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: No.. No lucky spoonfed yuppie here.
if yes, do you want to hang out: No.
prove you're not stupid: I don't take this place seriously. I won't take your opinions seriously. I don't care what you think. hmmm.. intelligence sustained!!

-favorites-
bands/artists: Pink Floyd. Though really I don't have favorite bands/artists. Surely that's for teenagers who want to seem cool, or, have no developed sense of "appreciation"?
album: The Wall
films: The Wall
books: Memoirs of a Geisha, I guess.
bond:
batman:

-versus-

kanye vs. talib:
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian:
ac vs. dc:
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles:
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday:
the office vs. office space:
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: both shit shows for sad bastards
uncle jesse vs. john stamos:

all those above questions are pointless crap. except for Lennon vs. McCartney.
Everyone knows McCartney is wank. Get real people. The question shouldn't even exist.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people:
the handicapped:
different races:
different religions:
the elderly:
poor people:

all of the above, as long as you realise you could become: fat, handicapped, the minority race, minority religion (btw, religion is for those that need a pillow to rest their heads on at night - dawww sho cute!!), the elderly, or poor.
You could also be ugly at the same time!
Who knows?

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You were there, and you were there, and you! [08 Jan 2006|01:13pm]

qp4
Bitches.

-the basics-
name: SPC Shawn "The General" Perkins, United States Cavalry
age: 26
where you at?: Right now I live in a tent in the southern wastelands of Iraq, though my home of residence is in Atlanta, Georgia. Upon returning to America though I'll most likely either be found at Camp Barstool or loungin' on a beach in Old Mexico.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: You gotta do what you can to come up Aces, even if it means throwing in your pair of tens.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?): When the entire word is quoted, shiznit I think it's an interesting and at the time unique way to drop the word shit. When used as just "shiz" it's borderline ridiculous and you may well be better off saying craz.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I'm left handed, and all the fucked up shit that goes with it.
do you clap after really good movies: I'm a movie ruiner. I go into a theater halfway through the trailers and find a good seat from there, then laugh real loud and cheer throughout the movie. Maybe I'm jealous of the actors on the screen getting all that attention, or maybe I should just be up there too, because whomever I am with is getting two shows for one with my antics. And yes, I'll stand up and applaud after a really good flick, and sometimes even whistle.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: I have none of those things, though I'm hard at work on getting the latter two for myself and the first one for my kids.
if yes, do you want to hang out: You don't really think I'd let a peon like yourself get on my yacht or ride in my car do you? I tell you what looser, you can put some gas in the Beamer and check the oil, alright chief?
prove you're not stupid: To a schmuck like yourself?

-favorites-
bands/artists: Well for true eliteness I bust out a Strokes playlist on my iPod. But I tend to listen on my own time to a lot of Tupac, Kenny Chesney, and classical music.
album: All Eyez On Me by 2Pac (1996) remains, in my mind, the best album ever made.
films: For the last year or so I've not been able to go to a theater, and have only been viewing "haji movies" or bootlegged DVDs for those unfamiliar with the term. So I've kinda been missing out. Shortly before starting this crazy vacation to the Middle East I saw The Life Aquatic, With Steve Zissou, and consider it to be the best movie that's come out I've seen since Bad Santa.
books: Of late I've mostly been reading garbage fiction paperbacks, usually with some sort of military theme. Back in the real world I mostly read the newspaper every day, though when I did stop to read books it would usually be either a philosophy or historical work and the college textbooks I swipe from my younger friends.
bond: Sean Connery of course.
batman: The Adam West Batman, as an object of fun, especially as the man grows older and still cries for recognition, gets more amusing to me, but Michael Keatan was the best "Caped Crusader" by a huge margin.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kanye West busted out my boss, the Commander in Chief, about not caring about black people, and that makes him the winner, hands down.
lennon vs. mccartney: Elvis
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Craig Kilborn kicks the shit out of Conan, and then Jon Stewart comes out and makes fun of him for it.
ac vs. dc: That's a tough one. If I had to pick one I'd let a girl do it, but I'd go ahead and bet on the results of all the coin tosses on that weekend's football games just for shits and giggles as well.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Julia Stiles gets with a black dude in nearly every movie I've seen her in, so her "gangsta" self should win this match up.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Well Fifty Cent is about as fake as they get, whereas I've personally known Outkast since I was in my teenage years, as well as being familiar with their neighborhood. And I represent the Dirty South, Dungeon Family, Organized Noize, and all things A-T-L.
the office vs. office space: Office Space is a fucking classic.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: I'm a man, and have never given more than a passing attention to any of these shows before I make whatever girls/pansies who are watching this in my prescence turn it to some fucking sports.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: They're both lame.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
fat people: Of course.
the handicapped: It depends, though personally I don't, I can't help but laugh at some of the jokes.
different races: Being an Irishman from Texas I'm prejudiced against damn near everyone.
different religions: Not only do I regularly taunt those of other religons, I also taunt their Gods.
the elderly: Oh Hell yeah, though that'll be me sooner than I care to dwell on.
poor people: Aren't rich people easier to pick on? I tried to win the Hater of the Year contest in 2005, but got beat out in the Quarterfinals by Buck Nasty.

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[28 Nov 2005|04:56pm]

fragilespiral12
[ mood | quixotic ]

THE APPLICATION:


-the basics-
name: Alyson
age: 23
where you at?: Great Falls, MT
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: huit or neuf, dependent

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?)- Man thats like asking me how i feel about biyotch and other made up words- it aint Shakespeare thats for sure
tell us something interesting about yourself: I am in a history/political science PhD program currently
do you clap after really good movies: uh not really..its kind of dumb cuz the movies cant really hear you back
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: hell no
if yes, do you want to hang out: haha thats good..i need rich friends
prove you're not stupid: i am working on getting my PhD.

-favorites-
bands/artists: Heiro Clique/The Clash/Blackaliscious/Public Enemy/Minus the Bear/The Beatles/Sigur Ros/The Roots/Black Star/Bad Religion/Armchair Quarterback/They Might Be Giants
album: London Calling by the Clash
films: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Noi, Donnie Darko, Caveman's Valentine
books: Killing yourself to live, Sex Drugs and Cocca Puffs, Now I can Die in Peace, The Gay Science, White Noise, Things Fall Apart, Candide(in French), The Divine Comedy, Motorcycle Diaries
bond: Sean Connery
batman: Christian Bale

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Talib...please the man can actually write lyrics. Kanye's got the beats but his songs are frankly kind of dumb. Talib i mean wrote Gun Music..excellent song. Plus his guest on Rhymes and Ammo by the Roots is great
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon, the man is a genious.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan, though id rather take Jon Stewart
ac vs. dc: Air conditioning vs Distric of Columbia? just kidding..AC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie Gyllenhall- at least she starred in the Secretary and Cecil B Demented, two great indie films.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Shaking it like a poloroid picture because i absolutely abhor 50 cent
the office vs. office space: British Office is good in that dry British wit. Office Space is hilarious with its juxtaposition of white surburanites and gangsta rap. I will never forget the scene when Ron Livingstone is listening to Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta by the Ghetto Boys and some black people pull up next to him.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: QAF for its gay portrays..specially ted, but i like SATC for its fashion
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Umm John Stamos only cuz he was married to Rebecca Romaijn. God is she hot. bastard...

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: haha i am one so damn right
the handicapped: depends on whats the handicapped..retarded people are funny
different races: nah just kill all the white men
different religions: haha yeah especially the Jews
the elderly: Fuckin old people
poor people: Kill the poor

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[03 Nov 2005|11:23pm]

butterfucker
[ mood | content ]

-the basics-
name: alison
age: 17 and 11/12 mmm almost old enough to buy my own cigarettes.
where you at?: in the middle of a house in the middle of a city which is in the middle of illinois in the middle of the midwest. so mediocre.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: 10 of spades, i've always liked it.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) it shouldn't be said. just like white people saying 'tizzy'.it's unnatural.
tell us something interesting about yourself: i read vonnegut religiously.
do you clap after really good movies: nooo
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: noo
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: who ever said i wasn't stupid? the worst disease in humans is egotism. here's the cure: i'm not as smart as i think i am. repeat.

-favorites-
bands/artists: electronica stuff. miss kitten, felix da housecat, the prodigy, etc.
album: oh. good one. maybe junior sanchez' "dirty dirty house mix"
films: a requiem for a dream, snatch, a true romance, and pi.
books: oh dear, welcome to the monkey house, mother night, cat's cradle, slaughterhouse 5...
bond: bond? i never watched any. serious.
batman: same as above. except for the old cartoons.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: kanye! i do know that much.
lennon vs. mccartney: mmm lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: conan o'brien! i've watched him since i was 9! *strange child*
ac vs. dc: a...c...? i don't care.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: don't know don't care, again.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: bacardi.
the office vs. office space: OFFICE SPACE!
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: sex and the city.. please, that's an easy one.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: haha john stamos. uncle jesse always creeped me out a bit to be honest.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people:
the handicapped:
different races:
different religions:
the elderly:
poor people:
none! here: "as long as there is a lower class, i am in it.
as long as there is a criminal element, i'm of it.
as long as there is a soul in prison, i am not free"
eugene debs.
don't you just abhor socialism?

i'm going to be honest, i've never uploaded pictures so be patient bitte!
Read more...Collapse )<img src="http://myspace-576.vo.llnwd.net/00274/67/58/274918576_l.jpg/> </lj-cut> ok. that didn't work... well, i have a myspace which my non-technologically deficient friend uploaded pictures she took of me. i have a lot beter pictures of me *somewhere* if only i knew how to work things. p.s. be harsh.

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[03 Nov 2005|09:14am]

gangstabot
-the basics-
name:Pashlin (Ashlin)
age:17
where you at?: School
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: King

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) Is it a word for shit?
tell us something interesting about yourself: I lack ambition
do you clap after really good movies: No.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: No.
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: Sally sells seashells by the seashore.

-favorites-
bands/artists: the buzzcocks/ bjork
album: uh huh her
films: Grease 2
books: The human stain, And I Don't want to live this life
bond: Sean
batman: Val
-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kayne
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennin
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan
ac vs. dc: Dc
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: shaking it
the office vs. office space: space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: queer
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: jesse

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: yes
the handicapped: yes
different races: yes
different religions: yes
the elderly: yes
poor people:yes
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Appleication! Apples dem snapples!!! [05 Aug 2005|07:16am]

goldie_t
Y'all gonna run up an down from that wacky runny fat fat? That aint be playin' up all onna game side! Gotta flip that shit and whack 'em stack 'em! STACK 'EM!!! Keepin' and weeping inna bad pimp slapped crate game! Cratein' up and slappin' onna meat tip. Meat!!! Y'all get dem meat and slap 'em onDAMN!!! I ALL UP AND SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!

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