i saved latin. what did you ever do?

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-the basics-
name: meredith
age: 22
where you at?: williamsburg
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: 9.3 - can't be too cocky.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"? it's better than shiznit.)
tell us something interesting about yourself: colin farrell propositioned me once. i turned him down. true story.
do you clap after really good movies: yeah, but not if everyone else claps. no bandwagons.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: a small yacht. (a really small yacht.)
if yes, do you want to hang out: ha.
prove you're not stupid: i've never read the da vinci code.

-favorites-
bands/artists: fujiya & miyagi, lupe fiasco, junior boys, red house painters
album: today it's the new clap your hands say yeah.
films: i heart huckabees, closer, sex lies & videotape, manhattan
books: lolita, white teeth, prozac nation, kavalier and clay
bond: peter sellers
batman: christian bale.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: talib.
lennon vs. mccartney: anyone can get shot. not everyone can raise stella.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: conan. he's not as funny but he thinks he is, which is more entertaining.
ac vs. dc: ac. i hate dc.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: mags
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: drinking bacardi always wins.
the office vs. office space: the office
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: both annoy me.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. john stamos is on er. i hate er.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: check.
the handicapped: if they're not looking at you.
different races: only if you mock all of them.
different religions: definitely.
the elderly: especially the slow ones.
poor people: crazy poor people, yes. but stupid rich people are more amusing.

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-the basics-
name: lillian
age: 18
where you at?: boise, idaho. i urge you not to hold it against me.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: 8.7. unless 1 is the best and 10 is the worst (this application is nonspecific), in which case i'm a 2.3.
*edit* there seems to be some little confusion on this point; eg, people keep saying that the conversion would yeild, from 8.7, a score of 1.3. however, this assumes a scale of 0-10, where i would add 1.3 (10-8.7) to 0. however, the scale is from 1-10. 1 becomes like the new 0, so i add 1.3 to 1. and...i get 2.3. "hot damn, she's right!" say it.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) i don't really have any feelings per se. "shiz" doesn't bring out any emotions in me.
tell us something interesting about yourself: i can irish stepdance and am paid to do so. albeit once a year (st. patrick's day).
do you clap after really good movies: no
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: that's an interesting story. see, luckily for everybody involved, my paternal grandparents passed away about 7 years ago, leaving to my father a $3.5 million inheritence. so i had a trust fund for a little while, from the ages of about 11-15. but as my parents quit working when my dad came into this money, my trust fund is now buying our groceries.
if yes, do you want to hang out: i don't think you would have enjoyed haning out with me when i was 13.
prove you're not stupid: i'm not using rich text mode.

-favorites-
bands/artists: akron/family, the new pornographers, modest mouse, of montreal, radiohead, pavement, they might be giants, sigur ros
album: all hail west texas - the mountain goats; this is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about - modest
films: igby goes down, high fidelity
books: sophie's world, catch22, the life and times of archy and mehitable
bond: is this really a legit question? do answers ever deviate from connery?
batman: no preference. by which i mean to say i've never seen a batman movie.

-versus-
kanye vs. talib: kanye.
lennon vs. mccartney: lennon. popular wisdom says hanging with asians makes you cooler
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: conan
ac vs. dc: i think it originally stood for "alternating current/direct current." so definately dc.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: maggie
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: well, the one that involves booze, of course.
the office vs. office space: office space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: whichever i can mock more voraciously
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: uncle jesse. what was john stamos autonomous from uncle jesse? nothing.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: only if it's their fault that they're fat.
the handicapped: not generally. wheelchairs just don't do it for me, humorwise. but a handicapped person in an amusing situation (think the episode of family guy when peter is stranded on a desert island with a man with prosthetic legs, and peter gets hungry and eats the guy's legs. that is funny) is fair game. i guess it's always ok to laugh at the handicapped, i just don't see why you would, as they're not always funny.
different races: when is it ok not to make fun of different races? the movie crash would have made a better comedy.
different religions: always.
the elderly: yep.
poor people: yeah sure, but in my experience it's more amusing to make fun of rich people.

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Christopher Walken

Yes our friend Christopher Walken, is now dead.

(From the Christopher Walken Fanclub Mailing List)

"We regret to inform all members of the Christopher Walken fanclub that Mr. Walken has died from a heart attack in his home on March 31st 2006. While the details of his sudden and unexpected death are flowing through the media like wildfire, we can assure you that 3 of his future projects Fade to Black, Man of Fury, and Click will be released. Details of a public ceremony will follow tomorrow

Kathleen Hagiwara Head Coordinator For the Christopher Walken Fan Club "


RIP Chris, play that cowbell with jesus.

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-the basics-
name: Katie
age: 17
where you at?: Harker Heights, Texas.
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: supa fly.

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) I pretty much hate it. It's not even easier to say.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I can queef on command.
do you clap after really good movies: Not usually.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Nope.
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: I don't write "I don't read..." When filling out "books" sections of things.

-favorites-
bands/artists: Regina Spektor, Murder By Death, Bright Eyes, William Shatner.
album: Fevers and Mirrors (Bright Eyes), EP LP (Subhumans), Transatlanticism (Death Cab)
films: Happenstance, Love and Death, Dr. Strangelove
books: Atlas Shrugged, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Notes From Underground
bond: Connery. Definetly coolest voice.
batman: Adam West! Hands down. That guy is insane.

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Uh. Talib..
lennon vs. mccartney: McCartney.
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Conan. Better hair.
ac vs. dc: AC.
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie Gyllenhaal.
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: I'm gunna go with shaking it like a polaroid picture, while drinking bacardi, on by birthday.
the office vs. office space: Office Space.
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex and The City.
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Uncle Jesse. I think he experienced more of the mullet; That's always fun.

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: the best.
the handicapped: occassionally.
different races: Of course.
different religions: Only Scientology.
the elderly: Yes, unless it's an old couple. That's sweet, no matter how gross.
poor people: Especially hobos.

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-the basics-
name:Bekah
age:16
where you at?: Lexington SC
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: |-9|

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) Makes me think of a jew
tell us something interesting about yourself: I have a cool temporary tattoo of a leaping tiger on my foot.I sing in a band called hey! camel
do you clap after really good movies: no way
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht: Definitly no
if yes, do you want to hang out:
prove you're not stupid: ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA

-favorites-
bands/artists: Regina Spektor, Against me!, Patrick Park, Of Montreal, Metric, Fiona apple
album: Damien Rice - O
films: Thumbsucker, Train spotting, Requiem for a dream, American beauty, Fight club, Closer
books: 1984, A clockwork Orange,Give a boy a gun, Please Kill Me, A Book of Proper Names.
bond: Sean connery
batman:Adam West

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kanye
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: Connan
ac vs. dc: AC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Maggie
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday: Drinking
the office vs. office space: Office space
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: sex and the city
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: same thing, But he was way better as Jesse

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: only if they dress like whores, then its just gross.. if you fat then learn to dress in a way that flatters you please.
the handicapped: I try not to but they are always good for a laugh
different races: Definitly not,
different religions:I like to make fun of catholics and baptist.
the elderly: Only if they dont hear you.. and most of the time they wont.
poor people: Im currently poor, so no.

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-the basics-
name: Cheyanne
age: Not to young, not to old.
where you at?: United States of America
where do you fall on a scale of 1 to deck: I beat you all

-important shiz-
(how do you feel about the word "shiz"?) I think you need a bigger vocabulary.
tell us something interesting about yourself: I can wiggle my ears
do you clap after really good movies: Nope.
do you have a trust fund/bmw/yacht Yes/No/There’s no water here.
if yes, do you want to hang out: ----
prove you're not stupid: The determination of who is stupid is difficult, despite attempts to measure intelligence (and thus stupidity) such as IQ tests.


-favorites-
bands/artists: Blink 182, System of a Down, Jet, Malice Mizer, Flyleaf, Depeche Mode, The Descendents
album: I cant choose, I like to many
films: Memories of a Geisha, Office Space, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Princess Monokanae
books: Kushiel Trilogy by Jacqueline Carey, Troy by Adele Geras.
bond: James
batman: cannot beat Superman

-versus-

kanye vs. talib: Kanye
lennon vs. mccartney: Lennon
craig kilborn vs. conan o'brian: O’Brian
ac vs. dc: DC
maggie gyllenhaal vs. julia stiles: Stiles
shaking it like a polaroid picture vs. drinking bacardi like it's your birthday:
the office vs. office space: Polaroid Picture shaking
sex and the city vs. queer as folk: Sex and the City
uncle jesse vs. john stamos: Neither?

-which of these is it ok to make fun of-
(pick all that apply)
fat people: yes, simply because it’s something they can fix. If your fat, it’s YOUR fault.
the handicapped: Sometimes.
different races: No, that’s just lame.
different religions: Sure.
the elderly: Sure.
poor people: If they deserve to be poor, sure.


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