...dorkish beyond reason...

Dorks Only
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Ever have someone call you a dork, yet you consider it a compliment? Do you really think you're a dork? Then join already!

Rules for members
`Don't be evil to the applicants...you will end up being banned.
`Swearing is allowed...but no cussing people out.
`Don't argue with the mods, we are the "Supreme dorks" so don't mess with us. :o)
`If you are voting yes please put "Sporks are fun!" in the subject-line. If you want to vote no put "Can't touch this!"
`Feel free to promote other communities. If you do, promote us back. Tanky tanky!
`If you promote, please do so under a cut. If you don't do this you will be warned, and on the third warning you will be banned. Thanks!
`Have fun!
`Do not say no to someone based soley on their opinions. We need to have a diverse community, and rejecting someone becausethey feel differently than you do on certain subjects, is not going to help.

Rules for applicants
`Fill out the entire application. Don't leave anything blank.
`Pictures are required. You won't be judged on it, but we want to know what you look like.
`No one word answers. We want to get to know you and this is our only way.
`Bold the questions, it makes it easier to read.
`Be creative with your application....if you really are a dork, prove it.
`Use an LJ cut.
`Put "Sporks are spankin!" in the subject line.
`Only post comments in your entry until you are accepted.
`After you are accepted, have fun and stay active !
`If you are rejected, you can re-apply in one week. You can only re-apply once.
`You will be banned if you are inactive for at least two weeks. You will be reminded and given a warning.
`You need 3 votes to be stamped.

::The Application::

Most profound "dork" moment::
How many boyfriends or girlfriends have you had?
Are you single, dating, or other?
Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Do you get along with your parents?
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Tell us a random childhood memory::

Other faves::

Yellowcard or Dashboard Confessional::
Guinea Pig or Hamster::
Pepsi or Coke::
Fan Fiction or Actual Book::
Clowns or acrobats::
McDonalds or Burger King::
Cheese or no cheese (that is the question)::
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings::
Tom Felton or Daniel Radcliffe::
Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp::
Tierney, Sara, or Mary::

::Word Association::

::Random Questions::
If you could have dinner with one person who is not alive today, who would it be and why? What would you talk about?
If you were given a million dollars, what are the first three things you would do with the money?
What do you regret most?
How much wood,would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
If you were going to be stranded on a desert island for the rest of the life, what 10 items would you bring with you?
What would you say to someone who called you a dork?
Have you ever willingly been the "dunkee" in a dunk tank?
Do you love me?

Promote us to one person or community and provide the link here::


*Tierney stuckinadream08

*Sara saracutie2626

*Mary _pretty_inpink_

*All of us...being...well...dorkish

The accepted and rejected lists can be found here.

By the way: Layout done by stuckinadream08.