April 19th, 2011

(no subject)

"Do these pants make me look fat?"
"No, bitch: your fat makes you look fat!"
-Chris Rock



Pretty simple science here, listen because it may be difficult: when you eat and act fat, you become fat.

That's 99% your problem, and 1% mine because you drive up the price of food.

I remember an ex was adamant about 'fat-phobia' and the negative impact it had on people.

Now she's fat.

Go figure.