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dirty santa carols

It's The Most Decadent Time
of the Year

to the tune of
It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year


It’s the most decadent time of the year
Ms. Bone’s out a’whoring while Nutty is snoring
and Dunkee’s still queer
It’s the most decadent time of the year!

We’re the nast - nastiest bitches of all
with our songs about skeeting and handies for greetings
and dunking of balls
We’re the nast - nastiest bitches of all!

The Duke will be pooping, the Duchess a’puking,
and Beef Jesus ready to blow
Jumpy is streaking and Tami is freaking
We’re hoping that Cindy will show...
(HER JUGGZ!)

It’s the most decadent time of the year
there’ll be doobies for smoking and asses for groping
and liquor and beer
It’s the most decadent time of the year!!!



Jingle My Cock

to the tune of Jingle Bell Rock

Jingle my, Jingle my, Jingle my cock
Let my balls swing and let my dong ding
Dunkee D's blowing up bushels of fun
and he's jiggling my johnson

Jingle my, Jingle my, Jingle my cock
Let my balls swing and let my dong ding
Whackin' and Jackin' in Dunkee D's hair
and his derriere!

What a neat time!
It's the skeet time!
So skeet skeet skeet away!
What a neat time!
It's the skeet time!
Now's a good a time as any to go gay!

Doggy-style, Sixty-nine, beating the meat
As long as you're on my jock
Schlob my knob and swallow the skeet
When you jingle my
Yeah you jingle my
When you jingle my cock!



msbone's 12 Days of XXXmas

On the first day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
A large uncircumcised schlong.

On the second day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Two jiggling titties
and a large uncircumcised schlong.

On the thrid day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling titties
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the fourth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling titties
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the fifth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the sixth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the seventh day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the eighth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Eight baby weenies
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the ninth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Nine fatty hooters
Eight baby weenies
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the tenth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Ten saggy scrotums
Nine fatty hooters
Eight baby weenies
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Eleven hairy buttcracks
Ten saggy scrotums
Nine fatty hooters
Eight baby weenies
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, msbone was sucking on...
Twelve dirty dildos
Eleven hairy buttcracks
Ten saggy scrotums
Nine fatty hooters
Eight baby weenies
Seven stinky choda
Six lips of pussy
Five golden showers
Four gobs of skeet
Three pairs of testes
Two jiggling teats
and A large uncircumcised schlong!

ONLY TWO WEEKS AND ONE DAY
TIL DIRTY SANTA!!!