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The internet is littered with the works of morons. Thousands of dead sites lie in a vast graveyard of stupidity that reeks of the vile stench of mediocrity. Sites that speak of white supremicist revival, eyeball fetishes and secet alien conspricies to put another Bush into the White House all left for dead because their webmasters were lazy asses or were too dumb to understand geocities pagebuilder. These people realize that pain and suffering that goes into the upkeep of a sub-par website, but they are still not without opinion. So, what is a person inept of any computer skill beyond clicking start to do? Why not join a forum!

In the city that is the internet, the forum whore is the police that is sworn to protect the people of the .com's and .net's from reading or saying anything interesting or intelligable. These are the people who operate on the mindset that "Hey! Life sucks, so I'm gonna be a badass on the internet! Woohoo!" In their more serious mindsets, they are known to kickban for nothing, get in "guild wars", and mock everyone who doesnt have over 500 posts. These beasts are also incapable of seeing the light of logic. Here's an example:

Them: IMMIGRANTS SHULD B SHOT!!11 I DONT WANT NO DAMN SPICS TAKIN JOBS FROM US!

Me: Immigration has been a staple of America's stance in the global scheme of things since birth. What makes this country great is that anyone has the right to pursue happiness here, not just Americans. And besides: if we didnt let immigrants into America, we'd have to listen to people like you forever.

Them: FUC YOU YOU FAGGYHIPPY! YOU ONLY HAVE 86 POSTS!!!!111!!1 NE1 WITH LESS THAN 43000 POSTS IS A GAY FAGGOT SAND NIGGER!

Now, I doubt these people speak with such volume that they need to type everything in caps to be accurate. Somehow these morons think that the number of posts one has is somehow related to how intelligent and noteworthy their arguments are. Trust me, it is deeply related: The more posts you have, the more likely it is that you're a cybermoron.

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Ya know what I hate? Stupid fucking sports. I mean, who the fuck needs track and field? Let's all run around in a circle, jump with poles, and generally be fucking lame. The only 2 sports in track and field that are any good are shotput and javelin because that shit will kill a man. And i'm all for killing people. Motherfucker. I love the violence :). Boxing, martial arts, javelin, and old west dueling. That shit was great. 2 men enter, 1 man leaves. We don't need any of these pussy sports like running, swimming, basketball, curling, golf (now theres the biggest of all pussy sports), cycling, gymnastics, volleyball (although womens beach volleyball is great :D), or any other unnamed gayass sport. Fuck.

Now theres something that should be a sport. Fucking. Hell, people should win medals for sex. Especially for pussy-eating and blowjobs.

christ on a cracker, look how many fucking words

Don't you love it when people say "I want to shrivel up and die" or "i feel like I want to die" when they're depressed about some little shit teenager problem?

Seriously, don't say you feel like you want to die unless you mean it. Because some people in this world have REAL PROBLEMS. And you...you don't. so be quiet. You don't know what depression is. You're fourteen and your stupid.

you're eating away at the actual meaning of being sad, and diminishing the importance of sadness in people who actually have a real problem. Fucking eskimos.

and here is a conversation I like, talking about things I hate, which made me feel good about feeling bad about the things I hate, which I love.

DAD: "Well I mean, in my experiance the media hasn't really provoked any real violence, mostly just rebellious behavior. There are a few exceptions, I mean when I hear a band like this-- what's this band called?" (gesturing to the radio)

Me: "Yellowcard i think."

DAD: "Right, well when I listen to Yellowcard, It really makes me want to ...well, KILL yellowcard. Or if I see, say, an Olsen Twins move, it really makes me want to SLAP the HELL out of the Olsen Twins.
Yeah I guess the media does encourage violence.
...Jesus this singer sounds like he's going through puberty, and a blender at the same time."



here's one more piece of advice for the little emotional pmsing shitheads

If you say you want to die because of a relationship or a teenage problem, just do this:

remind yourself of the siamese twin who's brother is gay.
and his boyfriend is coming over, and you share the same asshole.

then, compare and contrast.


and I'm spent.

So long, good bye

Well I got what I wanted, to have a shit load of posts before I end my pathetically horrible LJ and start with a clean slate with another name.

I'd like to thanks all you bitches, I love you all.

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Why dont you motherfuckers answer when I post? You stupid nigglets!

I fucking swear I will kill you all!

FUCKING DIE!!!
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The Anti-Dumbass communityover_your_heads . We welcome your rants, your bitching, even totally random stuff. We all have one thing in common: an immense hate for stupid people.

We are also a rating community based on YOU not your face. As long as you aren't a dumbass, we're pretty nice about letting people in.

 

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ok im so fucking pissed off, my friend thinksshes all cool and shit and i think she should die. i want to slit her throat repeadly until i hear crunching sounds and she gurgles blood from her mouth.

die bitch die
me

Hmm...

I think I'm starting to enjoy dumb fuckheads in small doses. I mean... it's like an ego rub isn't it? As long as I don't deal with them for more than 5 seconds at a time, and they don't really effect me much at all, I can just giggle like a little girl to myself and go on knowing that if Adolph were alive, he would've cleansed that stupid cunt long ago.

My gay friend Steva and I used to play games called 'spot the moron,' wherein we'd make bets on how stupid a random person was. We'd then approach them for a conversation and make our judgements from there. Yea, we were bored. This town sucks.
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