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Drivers!!! [06 Oct 2006|05:38pm]

[ mood | aggravated ]

You know, you gain an entirely new prospective over driving when you've got a two year old in the back seat. Suddenly you drive a lot safer, you aren't willing to speed as much.
Well, maybe for you, but for me I still do anywhere between ten to fifteen miles over the speed limit unless I'm racing to cut someone off. Mostly, I get so frustrated at all of the other Caravan and Town and Country drivers that cut me off in the fast lane to go exactly the same speed as the car it came out from behind. Why do people insist on making sure that you can't get around them, yet they insist on going slow.
I may be an aggressive driver, but I do not drive in an unsafe manor. I never cut people off(except once and he totally deserved it), I don't excessively speed(but I do go faster than I probably should), and I don't do anything that would put my life or the lives of anyone else in danger. I see that people are attempting to drive safer, and in a lot of cases that means below the speed limit, but if you're going to do that, then do that. Stop changing lanes infront of me when it's obvious that I'm coming up (and without signaling no less), stop pulling onto the free way at 20 miles under the speed limit, and for God's sake DO NOT poke along in the fast lane, that's what the right two lanes are for.

(I've killed 1 dumbfuck - Kill?)

exes [25 Sep 2006|06:58am]

so i'd like to know if i'm allowed to bitch about this particular person. he's my ex and he pretty much completely hates me, and it's because i dumped him and dated his "friend" a year later. he was okay with it and told us we were cute together, then he went nuts. so, we've been dating for over a year now and this kid's still not over it. isn't that a little ridiculous? he's out of high school and still spreading petty rumors about me. how sad is that?

[09 Aug 2006|06:44am]

[ mood | aggravated ]

I needed a new bitch and rant community cause my old one sucks. I sense a lot of anger here. Perfect. Aside from the occasional petty "why is she being such a bitch?" crap, this place pretty much rules.

So, you know what pisses me off right now?? Fucking... everything!


Christians [20 Jun 2006|11:02pm]

Out of all the religons of this planet Christianity confuses me the most. This Jesus dude came from a virgin birth....okay, what!? Um, ozy-moron!!!! C'Mon, how did her husband feel? Ever think how pissed he was for A. being married to a VIRGIN, and B. Finding out she's pregnant and it's God's kid.....hmmm.
Then this crucifiction thing is kinda sketchy.....When prisoners were crucified they were never nailed through the hands, it's physically impossible to stay suspended that way.....so much for this Stigmata stuff.
Okay......why do Christians hate Jews so much? Jesus was Jewish....Hell, he was King of the Jews, go figure!
Now the guy was probably pretty cool and seems to be totally misunderstood. Probably the most misunderstood guy in history. His teachings look good on paper, but then again so does communism and democracy.
There are so many sub-factions of Christianity, the worst are fundeMENTAList! These people are whack, they bomb abortion clinics and then talk shit about Muslims killing for their God.....huh?
I could go on and on, but I'd rather stick my cock in this ass sitting on the couch over there, so........................

[03 Apr 2006|06:06pm]

You're all pathetic..
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I found this interesting... [15 Nov 2005|10:44am]

[ mood | sick ]


Women..somedays just missing their server tray [06 Jul 2005|12:08pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Ever think women are all just waitresses without server trays? I previousley had thought flight attendant/air waitresses were the stupidest women alive, but Im starting to think bank tellers are. Some days....Honestly I dont believe any of this but its fun to label women as they do men.

(I've killed 6 dumbfucks - Kill?)

Please Come Join And Rant All You Want [24 Jun 2005|06:27pm]

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[22 Jun 2005|11:48am]

I searched for "dumb fucks" and go this com, oh its so right for what i want to just growl about right now. People who wont mind their own business keep their noses out of ppl lives and generally are sad twats.

Now i may or may not name names (or lj names) but there are 4 ppl on lj, who were friends of mine, who turned on me suddenly? why - they thought they were right, i proved them wrong - legally proved them wrong, they wanted to take what they assumed they were right on higher, so i did. So they resorted to school field insults this went on for a month and a half. I thought it had calmed down, when i find out it hasnt and they havent let it go, they are trashtalking me in LJ and i find it ammusing that when i have said, come to my face if you have anything to say, they still dont. it doesnt hurt any more, its gone too far (nearly 3 months now) to hurt any more, its just sad and pathetic that they trashtalk my life, my lifestyle, my business and my friends and family, for what?

anyway..thats my two penneth
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[06 May 2005|07:11pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

My dad is being so nosy. He fucking looked at all of my shit -profiles and such. See, I always go to my room, and never tell my parents a thing...such as my tongue web piercing, and my attempt as getting my nipples pierced. Now that my dad found that shit out, he's all pissy at me. What a dumbass. Some things are meant to be kept a secret for reasons..

(I've killed 9 dumbfucks - Kill?)

Tiny gnomes won't stop hammering at my brain. :/ [24 Apr 2005|07:46pm]

You know what really pisses me off?
When people say how they're going to Hell and they are going to end up being the devil's right-hand man or some shit...
I mean, even if there WERE a Hell [which I'm not saying there isn't], and you were to go there, you would NOT become one of the torturers.
You would be the TORTURED.
Because that's how Hell is suppose to work.
And if every really evil person sent down there became a demon, then what would be the point of it even being called Hell???
So, more than likely, the only people to be turned into torturers would be those who would feel tortured by having to hurt someone else.
[Seeing as how you don't have to be sent to Hell for hating others]
So, anyways, it just annoys me...

(I've killed 2 dumbfucks - Kill?)

[21 Apr 2005|07:51pm]

On Yahoo Messenger,
How do you make a shit load of text box messages pop on someone's screen?
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
For example:
Marry was talking to no one, then Bob sent her a million messages that said "BUZZ!' then it kicked her off of Yahoo Messenger. Marry wants to get back at Bob, so she tries to do the same, but doesn't know how..can someone help Marry? PLEASE!!!
(I've killed 2 dumbfucks - Kill?)

[20 Mar 2005|07:10pm]

[ mood | bored ]

Too bad this couldn't really happenCollapse )

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[18 Mar 2005|03:56pm]

[ mood | okay ]

Okay, there is this girl, Veronica, and she is so stupid. She thinks she can kick anyones' ass, and she's so short, she couldn't even kick the ass of a bug. But one day I shall kill her.

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It's pathetic.. [04 Mar 2005|08:10am]

You all try way too hard..
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Dammit! They always ban the good stuff!!! [25 Feb 2005|03:39pm]

[ mood | Fucking Pissed!!! Dammit!!! ]


OMFG...If they take anime away, what the Hell else am I suppose to fucking watch on Saturdays??? Gah! Fuck Bush! (I'm adding this to my 'Why someone should assasinate Bush' list...)

Anyways, so here is what I put:
"If we ban anime for being 'perverse', why are other TV shows aloud on? I mean, I could name off a LOT of TV shows worse than/like anime. Shows like The Simpsons, Family Guy, even Loony Toons, for goodness sake! Some people may not like anime, or agree with it, but I believe they can deal with it being on TV. There are such things as blocks, and they can change the channel. It's not like we're forcing them to watch it. Taking these cartoons (yes, you are banning CARTOONS, for goodness sakes) just because some people disagree with it would be like getting rid of the news because some people don't like it (which, personally, I don't). So, what is the point? What is the big deal?...Well, that's just it. There IS no point, and it is NOT a big deal...So why are they making it one?"




Okay? ^_^

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Do ye hate stupid people, matey? [14 Jan 2005|05:30pm]

Ahoy! If ye have extra rage, ye might try bringing it hereabouts:



[05 Dec 2004|03:15pm]

[ mood | Fuck it all... ]

Yes, well, my name is Emilee (which is a crap-tastic name), I'm fifteen (which really sux because everyone is still treating me like a damn infant...Damn them all to fucking hell!), and I hate you all. Which is probrably why I joined...This entire week I have been stuck at my fucking grandparents. I keep snapping at them and shit just because they're senile...
But seriously, I hate old people. Just as much as I hate my parents annoying-ass dog "Skippy", whom I have also been stuck with all fucking week (and to add to it my granny talks to it in this damn-near most annoying voice you've ever heard). And I hate my parents for leaving me with my grandparents to go to fucking Cancune without me (for the SECOND time, might I add).
I am really pissed at everyone at this fucking moment. I wish they would all DIE...Including myself (no, ESPECIALLY myself). People have been shoving crap in my face all week. Just a moment ago my granny pulled some type of guilt-trip shit on my brother and I...Damn bitch!
Well, fuck it all. I hate life. I could live without anyone, if they'd just leave me the fuck alone...There are a few people I like, though, and can stand. Very few...but they still exsist.
Anyways, I should probrably have my ass thrown back in anger management. But fuck that...It didn't help any. So, anyways, fuck you all...I'm going to go to sleep or something...Got nothing the fuck else to do...

(I've killed 17 dumbfucks - Kill?)

This post is going to offend several demographics of people, hooray! [29 Nov 2004|11:22am]

[ mood | annoyed ]

[Note: This is written out of a torrid disgust with certain cat owners that I know, not cats in general.]

Ergh. Why the fuck are animals a touchier topic in my social circle than politics? Anyhow, the kind of companion animal I choose is my fucking business. As long as my dog doesn't jump on you or yaps incessantly at you, he's not your business. I'm getting really tired of hearing about how apparently "annoying and yappy" small dogs are, nontheless when my tox fox terrier's sitting on my lap, napping away complacently. And I SWEAR I will put a rusty screwdriver in the eye of the next person who bitches on and on about the greatness of cats and why don't I get a cat and blahdeefuckingblah. I'm really tired of hearing the same diatribe over and over.

Why don't I get a cat??
Aside from the obvious differences in energy levels (I like a more active pet, thankyouverymuch) and claws and such, I'm VIOLENTLY ALLERGIC TO CATS. Dumbfucks. I get around a cat and in fifteen minutes I'm wheezing and blotchy and itchy with allergy hellfire! It's amplified tenfold if I touch the cat... nontheless keep one on my lap and live in a house that becomes blanketed in it's dander.
No fucking thank you! And why the hell are half the cat owners I know people obsessed with being animals, even moreso wanting to be an animal fucking other animals. It's those kind of "furries" that keep me awake at night.

Love your animals. Don't love your animals, jeezus.

Another thing: I'm no longer breaking for the annoying little fucks who stand in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD in my apartment complex, and not only that, but stare blankly at me as my car approaches? Get out of the fucking road! Are low income (housing is where I live) parents completely incapable of instilling the basic "flight" instinct in their child units? Criminy.

And you fucking bastards with all your lowriders... why the fuck do you pimp out your vehicle so that it's capable of rivalling a mid-flight NASA shuttle and drive like the smallest pebble on the road is going to shake it to pieces?? "Oh my fucking GOD! If I drive more than 2 miles approaching/over/getting away from that speedbump my pimp ride will spontaneously combust!" You expend so many braincells on that one facet of driving alone that it leaves no room in the parking department. You smelly ghetto fucks are so helpless when it comes to parking in just one space, straight nontheless.

I'm also sick of being stereotyped as racist. I'm a white girl who lives in a neighborhood full of blacks and hispanics, and everyone glares at me and my fiance, no one talks to us even though we attempt at making conversation, and oh yes, for the first few lovely weeks of independence, someone left a bag of shit on our front door. This isn't 1962 anymore, get the fuck over it, and realize that maybe the only ones keeping racism alive are yourselves... and maybe a few ignorant honkies that are going to lobotomize themselves with the kind of "while fishing inebriated and trying to load a shotgun fall into the boat propeller" stupidity inherent to all rednecks anyway.


[27 Nov 2004|12:42am]
Ya know what fucking sucks? People at the supermarket. I work at a supermarket, and all i hear everyday is some customer bitching because they grabbed the wrong item or it's too fucking expensive now that it's at the register. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!? If you didn't want that shit, why the fuck did you pick it up in the first place? And why the fuck would you bitch about grabbing the wrong size bread when you obviously can't fucking read? And who the fuck cares if that bread is 10 cents more than the other one. IT'S TEN FUCKING CENTS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

And another thing, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING WITH THOSE DAMN CARTS?? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO HIT ME IN THE FUCKING BALLS EVERY FUCKING TIME!?!?!?!? AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR KIDS SCREAMING AT THE TOPS OF THEIR LUNGS?! If you let them scream some more, i swear i'll rip their fucking throats out and shit in the wound. In front of you. you stupid motherfuckers.

And why is it that the fattest fucking people somehow find their way into the supermarket? They can't lift their fat asses to go to a regular store for clothes or something, but they can sure as hell grab their fucking crutches and crutch their humongous asses to the damn grocery store and sit in the motorized carts. And their asses are 5x as wide as the fucking cart!!! God i fucking hate supermarkets.
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